Enslaved by Ducks

Enslaved by Ducks

Author: Bob Tarte

Publisher: Algonquin Books

Published: 2004-10-01

Total Pages: 321

ISBN-13: 1565124502

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The book that Entertainment Weekly called "hilarious," Publishers Weekly declared "a true pleasure," Booklist called "heartwarming," and the Dallas Morning News praised as "rich and funny" is now available in paperback. When Bob Tarte bought a house in rural Michigan, he was counting on a tranquil haven. Then Bob married Linda. She wanted a rabbit, which seemed innocuous enough until the bunny chewed through their electrical wiring. And that was just the beginning. Before long, Bob found himself constructing cages, buying feed, clearing duck waste, and spoon-feeding a menagerie of furry and feathery residents. His life of quiet serenity vanished, and he unwittingly became a servant to a relentlessly demanding family. "They dumbfounded him, controlled and teased him, took their share of his flesh, stole his heart" (Kirkus Reviews). Whether commiserating with Bob over the fate of those who are slaves to their animals or regarding his story as a cautionary tale about the rigors of animal ownership, readers on both sides of the fence have found Tarte's story of his chaotic squawking household irresistible--and irresistibly funny.


Summary of Bob Tarte's Enslaved by Ducks

Summary of Bob Tarte's Enslaved by Ducks

Author: Everest Media,

Publisher: Everest Media LLC

Published: 2022-05-23T22:59:00Z

Total Pages: 44

ISBN-13:

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Please note: This is a companion version & not the original book. Sample Book Insights: #1 The author bought a rabbit, and his wife couldn’t wait to start crowding every surface in the house with knickknacks. The three-acre plot of land with its mysterious boulder heaps was now an unbounded gardening opportunity. #2 The road to bunny ownership seemed smooth and straight, but in reality, we had chosen a rabbit that showed signs of being exactly the opposite of what we wanted. The farmer we had chosen to buy our rabbit from had raised meat pen animals, bred especially for the dinner table. #3 The Bunny Show was a celebration of vacant real estate. We had come to buy a rabbit, but when we saw the mother rabbit, she turned out to be a violent and spiteful creature. #4 We brought home a rabbit named Binky, who didn’t know how to love us. He only knew how to love himself. He would pee all over us and the couch if we tried to hold him, and he would never turn around and let us pet him.


Fowl Weather

Fowl Weather

Author: Bob Tarte

Publisher: Algonquin Books

Published: 2007-03-16

Total Pages: 320

ISBN-13: 1565127382

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In Bob Tarte's home, pandemonium is the order of the day, and animals literally rule the roost—thirty-nine of them at last count. Whether it's the knot-tying African grey parrot, or the overweight cat who's trained Bob to hold her water bowl just above the floor, or the nightmarish duck who challenges him to a shoving match, this menagerie, along with his endlessly optimistic wife, Linda, provides daily lessons on the chaos inherent in our lives. But not until this modern-day Noah's Ark hits stormy weather—and Bob's world spins out of control—does he realize that this exuberant gaggle of animals provides his spiritual anchor. It is their alien presence, their sense of humor, and their impulsive behavior that both drive Bob crazy and paradoxically return him to sanity. With the same sly humor and dead-on character portraits that made Enslaved by Ducks such a rousing success, Tarte proves that life with animals offers a wholly different perspective on the world.


Kitty Cornered

Kitty Cornered

Author: Bob Tarte

Publisher: Algonquin Books

Published: 2012-04-10

Total Pages: 305

ISBN-13: 1616201495

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Kitty Cornered is raucous and witty and as heartwarming as a basket of kittens. I’m a bone-i-fied dog lover, but this book settles it: I’m getting a cat, or six.” —Dan Dye, author of Amazing Gracie Bob Tarte had his first encounter with a cat when he was two and a half years old. He should have learned his lesson then, from Fluffy. But as he says, “I listened to my heart instead, and that always leads to trouble.” In this tell-all of how the Tarte household grew from one recalcitrant cat to six—including a hard-to-manage stray named Frannie—Tarte confesses to allowing these interlopers to shape his and his wife’s life, from their dining habits to their sleeping arrangements to the placement and furriness of their furniture. But more than that, Bob begins seeing Frannie and the other cats as unlikely instructors in the art of achieving contentment, even in the face of illness and injury. Bewitched by the unknowable nature of domesticated cats, he realizes that sometimes wildness and mystery are exactly what he needs. With the winning humor and uncanny ability to capture the soul of the animal world that made Enslaved by Ducks a success, Tarte shows us that life with animals gives us a way out of our narrow human perspective to glimpse something larger, more enduring, and more grounded in the simplicities of love—and catnip.


Feather Brained

Feather Brained

Author: Bob Tarte

Publisher: University of Michigan Press

Published: 2016-04-13

Total Pages: 213

ISBN-13: 0472119869

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Memoirist Bob Tarte returns with another hilarious look into his birdbrained world


The Patron Saint of Lost Dogs

The Patron Saint of Lost Dogs

Author: Dr. Nick Trout

Publisher: Hachette Books

Published: 2013-02-12

Total Pages: 220

ISBN-13: 1401304974

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Dr. Cyrus Mills returns to his hometown after inheriting his father's failing veterinary practice. Cyrus intends to sell the practice and get out of town as fast as he can, but when his first patient -- a down-on-her-luck golden retriever named Frieda Fuzzypaws -- wags her way through the door, life suddenly gets complicated. With the help of a black Labrador gifted in the art of swallowing underwear, a Persian cat determined to expose her owner's lover as a gold digger, and the allure of a feisty, pretty waitress from the local diner, Cyrus gets caught up in a new community and its endearing residents, both human and animal. Sensing he may have misjudged the past, he begins to realize it's not just his patients that need healing. The Patron Saint of Lost Dogs is a winsome tale of new beginnings, forgiveness, and the joy of finding your way home.


Lemon the Duck

Lemon the Duck

Author: Laura Backman

Publisher:

Published: 2009-01-15

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781897550250

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"Based on a true story, this heartwarming picture book introduces the concepts of disability and difference to children."


The Three Weissmanns of Westport

The Three Weissmanns of Westport

Author: Cathleen Schine

Publisher: Sarah Crichton Books

Published: 2010-02-15

Total Pages: 305

ISBN-13: 1429936371

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A New York Times Best Seller A New York Times Book Review Editors' Choice Betty Weissmann has just been dumped by her husband of forty-eight years. Exiled from her elegant New York apartment by her husband's mistress, she and her two middle-aged daughters, Miranda and Annie, regroup in a run-down Westport, Connecticut, beach cottage. In Schine's playful and devoted homage to Jane Austen's Sense and Sensibility, the impulsive sister is Miranda, a literary agent entangled in a series of scandals, and the more pragmatic sister is Annie, a library director, who feels compelled to move in and watch over her capricious mother and sister. Schine's witty, wonderful novel The Three Weissmanns of Westport "is simply full of pleasure: the pleasure of reading, the pleasure of Austen, and the pleasure that the characters so rightly and humorously pursue....An absolute triumph" (The Cleveland Plain Dealer).


Ducks, Geese, and Swans of the World

Ducks, Geese, and Swans of the World

Author: Paul A. Johnsgard

Publisher:

Published: 1978

Total Pages: 470

ISBN-13:

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The primary purpose of this book is to provide information on each of the species of the waterfowl family in a standardized format and easily accessible manner.


Love, Life, and Elephants

Love, Life, and Elephants

Author: Daphne Sheldrick

Publisher: Macmillan + ORM

Published: 2012-05-08

Total Pages: 569

ISBN-13: 1429942711

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Daphne Sheldrick, whose family arrived in Africa from Scotland in the 1820s, is the first person ever to have successfully hand-reared newborn elephants. Her deep empathy and understanding, her years of observing Kenya's rich variety of wildlife, and her pioneering work in perfecting the right husbandry and milk formula have saved countless elephants, rhinos, and other baby animals from certain death. In this heartwarming and poignant memoir, Daphne shares her amazing relationships with a host of orphans, including her first love, Bushy, a liquid-eyed antelope; Rickey-Tickey-Tavey, the little dwarf mongoose; Gregory Peck, the busy buffalo weaver bird; Huppety, the mischievous zebra; and the majestic elephant Eleanor, with whom Daphne has shared more than forty years of great friendship. But this is also a magical and heartbreaking human love story between Daphne and David Sheldrick, the famous Tsavo Park warden. It was their deep and passionate love, David's extraordinary insight into all aspects of nature, and the tragedy of his early death that inspired Daphne's vast array of achievements, most notably the founding of the world-renowned David Sheldrick Wildlife Trust and the Orphans' Nursery in Nairobi National Park, where Daphne continues to live and work to this day. Encompassing not only David and Daphne's tireless campaign for an end to poaching and for conserving Kenya's wildlife, but also their ability to engage with the human side of animals and their rearing of the orphans expressly so they can return to the wild, Love, Life, and Elephants is alive with compassion and humor, providing a rare insight into the life of one of the world's most remarkable women.