5,000 Sidesplitting Jokes and One-Liners
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Publisher: Skyhorse Publishing, Inc.
Published: 2013-11-06
Total Pages: 313
ISBN-13: 1616088540
DOWNLOAD EBOOKFirst published under the title 5,000 great one-liners. London: Robson Press, 2012.
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That’S the Way It Is
Author: Molly Stringer
Publisher: Xlibris Corporation
Published: 2016-03-23
Total Pages: 412
ISBN-13: 1514475863
DOWNLOAD EBOOKMemories flood my mind as I reminisce how my journey has been a lifetime of happenings that speak to my soul with lessons that can be applied to our daily lives. These memories are conjured up at odd and, sometimes, inconvenient times. As I sat in church last Sunday and the pastor began his message, my mind captured a thought of bygone days that spoke loud and clear to my mind, and I scrambled in my bag for a pen and paper to put my thoughts down. Brother Tim must have thought he had really said something profound, and he did, but I did not write that down. It is my hope that all who read my memories and the lessons that I glean from them will take them to heart and identify with them and feel happiness, insight, and perhaps laughter as they share my memories and truths.
A New Prospect
Author: Wayne Zurl
Publisher: Lulu.com
Published: 2016-11
Total Pages: 262
ISBN-13: 168046387X
DOWNLOAD EBOOKSam Jenkins never thought about being a fish out of water during the years he spent solving crimes in New York. But things change, and after retiring to Tennessee, he gets that feeling. Jenkins becomes a cop again and is thrown headlong into a murder investigation and a steaming kettle of fish, down-home style. In true Jenkins style, Sam turns common police practice on its ear to insure an innocent man doesn't fall prey to an imperfect system and the guilty party receives appropriate justice.
Scandinavian September Sixty-Nine
Author: Bennett Fairorth
Publisher: iUniverse
Published: 2004-11
Total Pages: 484
ISBN-13: 0595332382
DOWNLOAD EBOOKFor his 69th birthday in 1993, Raymond Foster, a widower and retired high school English teacher, receives a present of an 18-day escorted tour of Denmark, Norway, Sweden, and Finland from his four children. He joins 24 others, a newlywed couple from Maine, a young man whose presence is connected to a bet, four retired women in their early 60s from Minneapolis (three widows and one never married), three widows in their early 70s from Florida (originally teachers in New York), and seven married couples in their 50s, 60s, and 70s. The tour director is a handsome blonde ski instructor and model, in his early thirties who lives in Lillehammer, the site of the 1994 winter Olympics. He gets involved with one of the wives.
Back Piece
Author: L.A. Witt
Publisher: Swerve
Published: 2017-04-25
Total Pages: 334
ISBN-13: 1250142016
DOWNLOAD EBOOKColin Spencer is a tattoo artist with a past he’d prefer to keep a secret. Actually, he has a few secrets that he’d rather people didn’t know about, which is why Colin doesn’t do commitment. But when a shy sailor approaches him at the gym, Colin finds this guy pushing all his buttons. Growing up in a conservative family, then escaping with the Navy, Daniel Moore is an unsure virgin who feels like he can’t share his true self with anyone. Seeing Colin—and his tattoos—at the gym are the sign Daniel needs to finally get those tattoos he’s always wanted, and maybe try his hand at flirting. As Colin and Daniel spend more time together, their awkward hesitations turn into a deep passion neither expected. But with both men harboring secrets, will their relationship be able to survive their insecurities and become something beautiful? Back Piece by L.A. Witt is a sexy, emotional journey of two people learning to love and finding acceptance for who they really are. L.A. Witt also writes under the name Lauren Gallagher.
This Comic Kills
Author: greg studley
Publisher: greg studley
Published: 2017-06-28
Total Pages: 200
ISBN-13:
DOWNLOAD EBOOKTake a look inside the twisted mind of a serial-killing comedian as he stalks his prey all across the country. With law enforcement on his tail, and the bodies piling up, he must stay one step ahead because the show must go on.
The Captain's Tiger
Author: Athol Fugard
Publisher: Theatre Communications Grou
Published: 1999
Total Pages: 76
ISBN-13: 9781559361644
DOWNLOAD EBOOKThe newest work by the acclaimed South African playwright.
Antipodes
Author: Michele Bacon
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Published: 2018-04-03
Total Pages: 380
ISBN-13: 1510723641
DOWNLOAD EBOOKWhen Erin Cerise steps off her plane in Christchurch, New Zealand, she’s determined to overcome her losses of swim team captainship, her boyfriend Ben, and her reputation. Her mother is certain studying abroad will regain Erin’s chances of a good future. Once Erin meets her uninspiring host family and city, though, she’s not so sure. Before Christchurch, Erin wasn’t always intense and focused. When had her priorities gone upside down? Now, Erin balks at NZ’s itchy school uniforms, its cold houses, and her hosts’ utter inability to pronounce her name correctly. Christchurch does boast amazing rock climbing, gorgeous scenery, and at least one guy who could make her journey worthwhile—if she lets him. With months ahead of her, Erin slowly begins to draw on the years behind her, one step back into her memories at a time. As she rebuilds herself from the other side of the world, she finds that although her life has been turned upside down and she’s far from home, every way she moves takes her closer to where she came from.
The Perfect Church
Author: Keith Walley
Publisher: Lulu.com
Published: 2012-04-26
Total Pages: 197
ISBN-13: 110570212X
DOWNLOAD EBOOKA Christian murder mystery. A novel of deception, greed and murder. The human heart excels at crimes even in the house of God when a pastor and his wife get caught up with the here and now as the intrigue builds. Scott Henry is a retired detective and widower who never expects to deal with crime in his first year as church administrator...at least not at the highest levels. But that isn't his greatest challenge. He is faced with a mysterious woman, a close friend of the pastor's wife, with a bent for murder. And not least, there is his attraction to his assistant, Penny Gilmore, who is determined to maintain the independence she has worked so hard to achieve.
