Silly Poems for Wee People

Silly Poems for Wee People

Author: Chas Stramash

Publisher: Lulu.com

Published: 2011-12-08

Total Pages: 40

ISBN-13: 1471001997

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The illustrated edition of Chas Stramash's popular kids' poetry book, Silly Poems for Wee People. Now with more colour and all poems re-edited, this book is a must for all children. It's totally childish and devilishly funny!


I Am Angry

I Am Angry

Author: Michael Rosen

Publisher:

Published: 2021-07

Total Pages: 32

ISBN-13: 9781406396652

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This kitten may look cute and cuddly, but better beware...they're angry.


To What Miserable Wretches Have I Been Born?

To What Miserable Wretches Have I Been Born?

Author: Suzanne Weber

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2012-04-10

Total Pages: 117

ISBN-13: 1451660677

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Q: How do you breed contempt? A: Have a baby. Hey. It’s me. Your baby. Let me say, first off, that I love you. I do. You’re a great parent. You do a lot of things right. I know how devoted you are to me and how invested you are in hitting this whole parenting thing out of the playground. Okay. Now that I’ve given you the validation I know you need, let’s get a few things clear . . . I’m not as innocent as you think I am. You don’t realize it because you’re blinded by my sweet good looks, but I am aware of way more than I can convey. I feel more than I can express. I have more going on in my soft, little baby brain than you could possibly imagine. Until now. The book you’re holding finally reveals the complexities and nuances of my life so far. From my point of view. Unapologetic. Unplugged. Unswaddled. Be warned . . . it’s not always adorable.


Poolside Poetry

Poolside Poetry

Author: Colin Galbraith

Publisher: Lulu.com

Published: 2010-03-06

Total Pages: 86

ISBN-13: 1445290871

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A collection of funny and reflective poems from the poolside; a Scotsman abroad.


Funny Ha-Ha, Funny Peculiar

Funny Ha-Ha, Funny Peculiar

Author: Neil Astley

Publisher: Bloodaxe Books Limited

Published: 2015

Total Pages: 192

ISBN-13: 9781852249618

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This lively anthology brings together two kinds of funny: humorous poems that make you laugh or smile (funny ha-ha), and strange, surreal, witty or plain weird poems (funny peculiar). There has always been a tradition of comic and curious verse in English poetry, but in contemporary poetry the peculiar has come into its own, as this surprising selection shows. Presented in a hardback version of the giftbook format used for other shorter Bloodaxe anthologies aimed at a popular readership, Funny Ha-Ha, Funny Peculiar covers a wide variety of highly entertaining or provocatively engaging poets.


Mary Middling and Other Silly Folk

Mary Middling and Other Silly Folk

Author: Rose Fyleman

Publisher: Houghton Mifflin Harcourt

Published: 2004

Total Pages: 38

ISBN-13: 0618381414

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Here's a treat for young Mother Goose fans who are ready for something new. With the lively lilt of nursery rhymes and an abundance of silliness, these poems introduce the naughty girl who threw a bun at the teacher, the fellow who eats all his meals upside down, and the king and queen who can't agree on anything at all--to mention just a few of the quirky characters who frolic through these pages. Short, catchy verses, collected here in picture book form for the first time, will delight readers and listeners with their gentle absurdity. Katja Bandlow's illustrations depict the silly folk with whimsy and good cheer. Christopher Corker, Lanky Lawrence, and their eccentric friends deserve a place next to Jack Sprat and Peter Pumpkin Eater on every nursery bookshelf!


Nonsense Poems

Nonsense Poems

Author: Edward Lear

Publisher: Courier Corporation

Published: 2012-12-27

Total Pages: 98

ISBN-13: 0486310612

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Over 90 delightful limericks and 12 longer poems, including such classics as "The Owl and the Pussy-cat," "The Jumblies," and "Calico Pie," all accompanied by Lear's amusing illustrations.


Behold Our Magical Garden

Behold Our Magical Garden

Author: Allan Wolf

Publisher: Candlewick Press

Published: 2022-03-08

Total Pages: 48

ISBN-13: 1536204552

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Learn vital processes and procedures about gardening through different types of poetry.


Chocolate Cake

Chocolate Cake

Author: Michael Rosen

Publisher: Penguin UK

Published: 2017-08-24

Total Pages: 32

ISBN-13: 0141386258

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When I was a boy, I had a favourite treat. It was when my mum made . . . CHOCOLATE CAKE! Ohhh! I LOVED chocolate cake. Fantastically funny and full of silly noises, this is Michael Rosen's love letter to every child's favourite treat, chocolate cake. Brought to life as a picture book for the first time with brilliant and characterful illustrations by Kevin Waldron.


The Mouse in the Manor House (and Other Poems)

The Mouse in the Manor House (and Other Poems)

Author: Sam Garland

Publisher:

Published: 2015-06-03

Total Pages: 34

ISBN-13: 9781512307481

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"The Mouse in the Manor House (and other poems)" is a 34-page book featuring the illustrated story (written in rhyme) of Jenny Mouse on Christmas Eve, as she searches for her husband, Peter Mouse, who has been missing in Manor House for a day. When she discovers the misfortune that has befallen him, she must devise a plan to save the day...The story is followed by several illustrated poems fit for children and adults alike.Written by Reddit's "/u/Poem_For_Your_Sprog"