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Author: Michael Dahl
Publisher: Capstone
Published: 2021-08
Total Pages: 25
ISBN-13: 197713159X
DOWNLOAD EBOOKGet ready to laugh from the ant farm to the beehive with these silly bug jokes! Laugh-out-loud jokes are paired with hilarious photos to keep young readers turning the pages.
Author: Arnie Lightning
Publisher:
Published: 2016-07-09
Total Pages: 30
ISBN-13: 9781535123365
DOWNLOAD EBOOKFunny Ant Jokes! Joke telling is very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean ant jokes for children. Funny ant and bug jokes Cute and colorful insect and bug illustrations Mazes and puzzles included Excellent for early and beginning readers Lots of fun and entertainment for your child Great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home. Q: What do you call an ant with frog's legs? A: An antphibian! ~HAHA!~ Q: How do ants prevent body odor? A: Deodorant! ~LOL!~ Q: Which city do most ants live in? A: Antlanta! ~HAHA!~ Q: What game is played between ants and elephants? A: Squash! ~LOL!~ Funny Ant and Insect Jokes for Kids! (Clean Jokes for Children) Kids and children can practice their reading and joke telling skills with this funny joke book about ants and insects. With cute and silly insect and bug illustrations and funny jokes, beginning and early readers can enjoy hours of fun and entertainment. Funny and Hilarious Jokes About Ants! This funny joke book is full of ants, bugs, insects, and creepy crawler jokes that will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These jokes about bugs and insects will give you a case of the giggles. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Early and beginner readers can practice reading aloud and learning. Best-Selling Children's Book Author, Arnie Lightning Arnie Lightning is a best-selling children's book author with a straightforward goal. He wants his work to create a positive impact in the lives of others through children's books. Learning morals, lessons, and good character can start at a young age. Arnie's books reflect this. By providing a comfortable and entertaining environment, learning can be a fun activity! Scroll up and click 'buy' to get these funny jokes!
Author: Rachel Branton
Publisher: White Star Press
Published: 2016-04-08
Total Pages: 31
ISBN-13: 1939203724
DOWNLOAD EBOOKBugs are for the birds! Lisbon is hungry and it’s hard to wait for dinner. When her animal friends try to help her find something tasty to eat, the real the problems begin! Join Lisbon on her funny misadventures. Each beautiful illustration is designed to inspire the imaginations of children. An activity page at the end of the book allows for more fun as they search for special items in the illustrations. This version of I Don't Want to Eat Bugs has been designed specifically for ebook with a fixed layout and larger text for easy reading. While this is a great read-aloud book for parents, teachers, and other adults to share with children, we have chosen fonts that are similar to the way children form letters for easy recognition as they begin to read on their own. The print book is also available in 8.5” x 11” format. Author’s Note: I Don't Want to Eat Bugs was written for my daughter, who was two when I wrote this story and didn’t like salad, but now she’s four and a half and loves it—if I give her plenty of salad dressing! (But don’t worry—this isn’t a book about eating salad.) Of course birds, cats, and dogs have a very different idea of what's good to eat, but through this fun adventure, Lisbon learns there is also food meant just for her—and it's good, especially compared with all the offerings from her animal friends. My daughter and I privately call this book the "Ice Cream Story" (she LOVES ice cream so there had to be ice cream involved), and now whenever something funny happens, she says, "We should write a new ice cream story about that." And we have! I Don't Want to Eat Bugs is the first book in a planned series called Lisbon’s Misadventures. I’ve written the next three books in the series, and Tim Petersen is hard at work creating the illustrations. Tim is obviously a fabulous artist, and I’m excited to be working with him. You can sign up on my website to learn when the next book comes out (http://teylarachelbranton.com/). Thank you and enjoy!
Author: David A. Carter
Publisher: Little Simon
Published: 1999-06-01
Total Pages: 0
ISBN-13: 9780689818592
DOWNLOAD EBOOKWhat do you get when you cross two Banana Peel Bugs? Lift the flaps and find out! 58 lift-the-flap riddles and a hilarious giggling sound chip will make you laugh out loud with the Giggle Bugs!
Author: Johnny B. Laughing
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Published: 2016-05-26
Total Pages: 76
ISBN-13: 9781533425157
DOWNLOAD EBOOK250+ Funny Farm Animal Jokes for Kids! Are you looking for a fun book to keep the kids entertained and happy? This funny joke book for kids is excellent for early and beginning readers. Laughing and jokes have been proven to have positive mental and physical effects on the body! This books is especially great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home. 250+ funny jokes Excellent for early and beginner readers Hours of fun and entertainment for kids and children Great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud Funny and hilarious animal jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults The Joke King is back with another hilarious joke book full of funny, laugh-out-loud, crazy comedy and MASSIVE assortment of farm animal jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. This awesome joke book for kids is easy to read and full of laughs! WARNING: This funny joke book will cause you to laugh hysterically! From this Funny Joke Book... Q: Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? A: He heard the referee calling fowls! HAHA! Q: What happens when the cows refuse to be milked? A: Udder chaos! LOL! Q: Did you hear about the horse with the negative altitude? A: He always said neigh (nay). HAHA! Q: Where do bad pigs go? A: They get sent to the pen. LOL! Q: Why don't chickens like people? A: They beat eggs! HAHA! Q: What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand? A: Cows-mopolitan! LOL! Q: Why did the horse miss the joust? A: He had the knight off! 250+ Farm Animal Jokes for Kids! (Clean Jokes for Children) Your farm animal friends might not think these jokes are that funny, but you will be rolling on the floor laughing. This MASSIVE collection of 250+ farm animal jokes is one of the funniest collections in the world! These jokes about farm animals of all shapes and sizes will make make you go wild with laughter. This joke book is excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Johnny B. Laughing is the online comedy king! Scroll up and click 'buy' to get your paws on a copy today!
Author: Ali Beckman
Publisher: Red Lightning Books
Published: 2021-05-04
Total Pages: 213
ISBN-13: 1684351332
DOWNLOAD EBOOKCombining inspiration, humor, and entomology, Instagram artist Ali Beckman (@SoFlyTaxidermy) is the internet's go-to gal for bug-related content that makes you a happier human. Beckman's witty comics, which use actual insects in everyday situations, illustrate the importance of pollinators as well as body positivity and mental health awareness. Using creatures that are donated, purchased, or found dead to create amusing cartoons, Bee a Good Human highlights the integral role of insects in our environment while also demonstrating we all have a part to play in this world. Beyond bugs, Beckman's art speaks to the value of self-love as she shares a narrative of growth and finding confidence within. Bee a Good Human features the best of Beckman's @SoFlyTaxidermy Instagram art. With 106 color illustrations, many of which have never appeared online, this gift of a book will make you consider the bigger picture—and laugh a little too.
Author: Melissa Stewart
Publisher: Enslow Publishing, LLC
Published: 2012-01-01
Total Pages: 56
ISBN-13: 9780766039667
DOWNLOAD EBOOK"Learn about a variety of bugs including true bugs, beetles, moths, and bees. Read jokes about them, and learn how to write your own"--Provided by publisher.
Author: Ned Vizzini
Publisher: Disney Electronic Content
Published: 2010-09-25
Total Pages: 452
ISBN-13: 1423141083
DOWNLOAD EBOOKLike many ambitious New York City teenagers, Craig Gilner sees entry into Manhattan's Executive Pre-Professional High School as the ticket to his future. Determined to succeed at life—which means getting into the right high school to get into the right college to get the right job—Craig studies night and day to ace the entrance exam, and does. That's when things start to get crazy. At his new school, Craig realizes that he isn't brilliant compared to the other kids; he's just average, and maybe not even that. He soon sees his once-perfect future crumbling away.
Author: Michael Dahl
Publisher: Capstone
Published: 2021-08
Total Pages: 25
ISBN-13: 1977154867
DOWNLOAD EBOOK"Get ready to laugh about monsters! These monster jokes will have you telling them again and again; even if you're scared silly! Funny photos combined with hilarious jokes will have young readers laughing out loud"--
Author: Uncle Amon
Publisher:
Published: 2016-08-04
Total Pages: 48
ISBN-13: 9781536829648
DOWNLOAD EBOOKFunny Cow Jokes for Kids! Laughter is the best medicine. Did you know that laughing has scientifically proven positive effects on your physical and mental health? Laughter can help fight stress, increase energy levels, bond with others and even strengthen the body's ability to fight disease! Joke telling can be very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean jokes about cows! Also includes cute illustrations for early and beginning readers. This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home! Q: What is the golden rule for a cow? A: Do unto udders as you would have udders do unto you! HAHA! Q: What did one dairy cow say to another? A: Got milk? LOL! Q: How does a cow do math? A: With a cowculator! HAHA! Q: If you mixed a cow with a flock of ducks, what would you get? A: Milk and quackers! LOL! Q: Where did the bull carry his paperwork? A: In his beef case! HAHA! This funny joke book is full of hilarious cow jokes! These funny jokes will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These jokes about cows will have you rolling on the floor laughing for hours. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Early and beginner readers can practice reading aloud and learning. Scroll up and click 'buy' to get hilarious joke collection!
