Shit Happens So Get Over It
Shit Happens So Get Over It

Author: Summersdale

Publisher: Summersdale Publishers LTD

Published: 2012-06-01

Total Pages: 157

ISBN-13: 0857655841

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Good advice for tough times "To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone." —Reba McEntire "You can't be brave if you've only had wonderful things happen to you." —Mary Tyler Moore "Sometimes you just have to pee in the sink." —Charles Bukowski "Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first." —Mark Twain "Anyone who trades liberty for security deserves neither." —Benjamin Franklin "When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum." —Desmond Tutu Ever had one of those days when nothing seems to go your way? Poor little you. Now deal with it! Life is too short to spend moping around when instead you could be taking things with a pinch of salt—and a shot of tequila. Here's a book packed with straight-talking quotations to help you get a grip and find the brighter side.

Shit Happens Get Over It
Shit Happens Get Over It

Author: Summersdale

Publisher: Summersdale

Published: 2017-05-11

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781786850218

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'Some days you're the bug. Some days you're the windshield.' Price Cobb GOOD ADVICE FOR BAD TIMES. So what if you've just wrapped your new car round a lamp post, emailed your 'personal' snaps to the entire company by mistake or delivered a eulogy with your flies undone: shit happens - get over it! Here is a book packed with quotations to help you to get a grip and see the funny side.

Shit Happens So Get Over It
Shit Happens So Get Over It

Author: Summersdale Publishers

Publisher: Summersdale

Published: 2023-06-08

Total Pages: 164

ISBN-13: 1837991871

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This little book of uplifting and pithy quotes is the ultimate antidote to all the days that couldn't end quickly enough When the shit hits the fan, you don't just need a massive mop. You need some words of wisdom that will keep you going no matter what is thrown your way. You scratched the side of your car: pick up this book. You sent private snaps to your family WhatsApp by mistake: let your tears streak these pages. You delivered a presentation at work with your flies undone and toothpaste on your chin: stiffen that upper lip with every quote you read. By the end of this remarkably astute collection of quotes, you'll have: Enough resilience to make light of the worst scenario Enough willpower to overcome all obstacles And enough quotes under your belt to last you a lifetime! Why waste time wondering if the glass is half full or half empty when you can just get on and drink it!

Figuring Shit Out
Figuring Shit Out

Author: Amy Biancolli

Publisher: Behler Publications, LLC

Published: 2014-09-29

Total Pages: 210

ISBN-13: 1933016469

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"Your life isn't over." My dad says this. "I mean, YOUR life isn't over. Beyond the kids. You'll go on living, doing things. This isn't it." I know, I assure him. I have the kids. They need me. They're my life now. "OK," he replies, then grunts—more of a brief hum. He only hums when he thinks I'm full of shit. Shockingly single. Amy Biancolli's life went off script more dramatically than most after her husband of twenty years jumped off the roof of a parking garage. Left with three children, a three-story house, and a pile of knotty psychological complications, Amy realizes the flooding dishwasher, dead car battery, rapidly growing lawn, basement sump pump, and broken doorknob aren't going to fix themselves. She also realizes that "figuring shit out" means accepting the horrors that came her way, rolling with them, slogging through them, helping others through theirs, and working her way through life with love and laughter. Amy Biancolli is an author and journalist whose column appears in the Albany Times Union. Before that, Amy served as film critic for the Houston Chronicle where her reviews, published around the country, won her the 2007 Comment and Criticism Award from the Texas Associated Press Managing Editors Association. Biancolli is the author of House of Holy Fools: A Family Portrait in Six Cracked Parts, which earned her Albany Author of the Year. Amy lives in Albany, New York, with her three children.

Shit Happens. Get Over It. Start Again
Shit Happens. Get Over It. Start Again

Author: Mirella Fedele

Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

Published: 2018-07-27

Total Pages: 120

ISBN-13: 9781723596759

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Ok so shit happens and you sometime need to start over again. So what? This is a perfect blank, lined journal for you to overcome obstacles, get over them and start again. Details of this journal include: 6x9inches, 120 pages, matte-finished cover and white paper. If you are looking for a different book, click on the author name and check out more great journal ideas.

Shit Happens
Shit Happens

Author: James Alexander

Publisher: Random House

Published: 2016-11-03

Total Pages: 84

ISBN-13: 0753545683

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Sometimes you just need to chill the fuck out. Over thirty-five new intricate and meditative zentagle designs that feature classic and delightfully unique sweary words and mantras to help you relax, calm down and let go of all your stress and anxiety. Each single-sided page includes such stress-relieving words and phrases as 'Shit Tits', 'Dumbass', 'Thunder Cunt' and 'Wanker'. Why not try before you buy? Download four free pages at swearybook.com/shithappens WARNING contains seriously colourful language!

Shit Happens Get Over It Journal
Shit Happens Get Over It Journal

Author: Summersdale

Publisher: Summersdale

Published: 2016-01-14

Total Pages: 96

ISBN-13: 9781909865105

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You may have had the worst day in history, but you're still alive to tell the tale. Scribble down your sorrows and stress in this journal and spare others from your misery - because shit happens, so get over it. (Alternatively, you could use this as an ordinary notebook to jot down ordinary things.)

The Idea of You
The Idea of You

Author: Robinne Lee

Publisher: St. Martin's Griffin

Published: 2017-06-13

Total Pages: 320

ISBN-13: 125012591X

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Now an original movie on Prime Video starring Anne Hathaway and Nicholas Galitzine! When Solène Marchand, the thirty-nine-year-old owner of a prestigious art gallery in Los Angeles, takes her daughter, Isabelle, to meet her favorite boy band, she does so reluctantly and at her ex-husband’s request. The last thing she expects is to make a connection with one of the members of the world-famous August Moon. But Hayes Campbell is clever, winning, confident, and posh, and the attraction is immediate. That he is all of twenty years old further complicates things. What begins as a series of clandestine trysts quickly evolves into a passionate relationship. It is a journey that spans continents as Solène and Hayes navigate each other’s disparate worlds: from stadium tours to international art fairs to secluded hideaways in Paris and Miami. And for Solène, it is as much a reclaiming of self, as it is a rediscovery of happiness and love. When their romance becomes a viral sensation, and both she and her daughter become the target of rabid fans and an insatiable media, Solène must face how her new status has impacted not only her life, but the lives of those closest to her.

The Meaning of Shit: a Scatalogicon
The Meaning of Shit: a Scatalogicon

Author: Summersdale

Publisher: Summersdale

Published: 2013-11-04

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781849535021

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A comical collection of altered quotes and sayings, ideal for anyone who can see that the world's going to shit What is the meaning of shit? Philosophers and fools all around the world have searched for the answer to this question, and now the world's extensive shit wisdom has been collected in this informative and meaningful collection. From doctors--take two shits and call me in the morning--to waiters--you want fries with that shit?--whether you're a Darwinist--it's survival of the shittest--or Catholic--if shit happens we deserve it--there's enough shit for everyone!

Life Sucks and Then You Die
Life Sucks and Then You Die

Author: Bandicoot Press

Publisher:

Published: 2021-03-04

Total Pages: 150

ISBN-13:

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We all know shit happens. In fact life sometimes feels like such a hot mess that it's hard to stay positive however the only person who can change this is you. Practising mindfulness and finding inner peace starts with writing things down. We are pleased to offer you this cheeky, irreverent journal with a rude quote on the cover delivered by a glamorous straight-talking pinup girl from the 1950s. It is the perfect gift for a friend, relative or colleague who tells it like it is and is known to enjoy the occasional cuss word. This notebook features:- 150 lined and illustrated pages in a convenient 6" x 9" format stylish vintage themed background images a "rate your life" slider to see how things are tracking standout boxes for writing appropriate phrases to describe your day (from "I got this", "I'm a bad bitch" and "I nailed it" to "FML", "Are you kidding me?" or "What is this shit?") journalling prompts for getting unstuck gratitude pages that gently aid in overcoming negativity and procrastination cheeky and (at times) downright rude quotes to make you laugh, pull up your big girl (or boy!) pants and get on with life no matter what it throws at you. Don't be afraid to have a rant. You can be sure our potty-mouthed pinup girl won't be shocked! By first accepting and acknowledging the negatives you can give yourself permission to identify and focus on the positives. Tell the naysayers to go fuck themselves. You've got this!