Shit Happens So Get Over It
Shit Happens So Get Over It

Author: Summersdale

Publisher: Summersdale Publishers LTD

Published: 2012-06-01

Total Pages: 157

ISBN-13: 0857655841

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Good advice for tough times "To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone." —Reba McEntire "You can't be brave if you've only had wonderful things happen to you." —Mary Tyler Moore "Sometimes you just have to pee in the sink." —Charles Bukowski "Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first." —Mark Twain "Anyone who trades liberty for security deserves neither." —Benjamin Franklin "When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum." —Desmond Tutu Ever had one of those days when nothing seems to go your way? Poor little you. Now deal with it! Life is too short to spend moping around when instead you could be taking things with a pinch of salt—and a shot of tequila. Here's a book packed with straight-talking quotations to help you get a grip and find the brighter side.

Shit Happens!
Shit Happens!

Author: David W Marpole

Publisher: Austin Macauley Publishers

Published: 2022-08-31

Total Pages: 290

ISBN-13: 1528989309

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The contents of this book are a perfectly true account of the noteworthy events that occurred before and during the author’s 53-year career in sewage treatment and water pollution control. Many of those events, referred to as “SHIT HAPPENINGS” were extremely amusing and some were absolutely hilarious, though in some cases they were undoubtedly dangerous to the author himself as well as others. Many of those occurrences were almost unbelievable but even after many years they remain etched into people’s memories. Some events could be regarded as ‘tragi-comic’; amusing for some people but causing misery, discomfort and despair as well for others. Some were indeed extremely tragic, where innocent lives were lost and most of these were caused by a combination of laziness, greed and lack of concern for others. These last three qualities were clearly shown in all the countries the author worked in: The United Kingdom (England, Scotland and Wales), Thailand, Hong Kong, Egypt, Turkey, Singapore, Taiwan, and Australia. However, it must be said that SHIT did not HAPPEN in all of them.

Shit Happens
Shit Happens

Author: James Alexander

Publisher: Random House

Published: 2016-11-03

Total Pages: 84

ISBN-13: 0753545683

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Sometimes you just need to chill the fuck out. Over thirty-five new intricate and meditative zentagle designs that feature classic and delightfully unique sweary words and mantras to help you relax, calm down and let go of all your stress and anxiety. Each single-sided page includes such stress-relieving words and phrases as 'Shit Tits', 'Dumbass', 'Thunder Cunt' and 'Wanker'. Why not try before you buy? Download four free pages at swearybook.com/shithappens WARNING contains seriously colourful language!

Shit Happens
Shit Happens

Author: EILEEN. WHARTON

Publisher:

Published: 2018-04-05

Total Pages: 294

ISBN-13: 9781912604166

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an emotional rollercoaster filled with humour and menace

Shit Happens
Shit Happens

Author: Sarcastic Co-Worker

Publisher:

Published: 2019-07-20

Total Pages: 102

ISBN-13: 9781081683306

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Funny adult swearing gift for the awesome co worker, friend or family under ten dollars

Shit Happens
Shit Happens

Author: Conrad Riker

Publisher: Conrad Riker

Published: 101-01-01

Total Pages: 176

ISBN-13:

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Have you ever wondered why everything seems to be getting worse? Tired of endless disappointments and declining quality in every aspect of life? This book is your ticket out of the downward spiral. Examine the causes and consequences of societal decline, explore historical patterns, and discover practical solutions to improve your life and the world around you. - Learn about the psychological foundations behind the decline of quality - Discover the role of big tech, social media, and the entertainment industry in accelerating the decline - Understand how your everyday choices contribute to the problem and what you can do to resist - Explore the impact of consumerism, environmental degradation, and political corruption - Discover practical strategies to navigate the world of declining quality If you want to live a better life in a better world, buy this book today. Shit Happens is a no-nonsense guide to understanding and overcoming the decline of quality in modern society. Say goodbye to disappointment and hello to a future of better quality!

Shit Happens Get Over It
Shit Happens Get Over It

Author: Summersdale

Publisher: Summersdale

Published: 2017-05-11

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781786850218

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'Some days you're the bug. Some days you're the windshield.' Price Cobb GOOD ADVICE FOR BAD TIMES. So what if you've just wrapped your new car round a lamp post, emailed your 'personal' snaps to the entire company by mistake or delivered a eulogy with your flies undone: shit happens - get over it! Here is a book packed with quotations to help you to get a grip and see the funny side.

Figuring Shit Out
Figuring Shit Out

Author: Amy Biancolli

Publisher: Behler Publications, LLC

Published: 2014-09-29

Total Pages: 210

ISBN-13: 1933016469

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"Your life isn't over." My dad says this. "I mean, YOUR life isn't over. Beyond the kids. You'll go on living, doing things. This isn't it." I know, I assure him. I have the kids. They need me. They're my life now. "OK," he replies, then grunts—more of a brief hum. He only hums when he thinks I'm full of shit. Shockingly single. Amy Biancolli's life went off script more dramatically than most after her husband of twenty years jumped off the roof of a parking garage. Left with three children, a three-story house, and a pile of knotty psychological complications, Amy realizes the flooding dishwasher, dead car battery, rapidly growing lawn, basement sump pump, and broken doorknob aren't going to fix themselves. She also realizes that "figuring shit out" means accepting the horrors that came her way, rolling with them, slogging through them, helping others through theirs, and working her way through life with love and laughter. Amy Biancolli is an author and journalist whose column appears in the Albany Times Union. Before that, Amy served as film critic for the Houston Chronicle where her reviews, published around the country, won her the 2007 Comment and Criticism Award from the Texas Associated Press Managing Editors Association. Biancolli is the author of House of Holy Fools: A Family Portrait in Six Cracked Parts, which earned her Albany Author of the Year. Amy lives in Albany, New York, with her three children.

Shit Happens
Shit Happens

Author: Emma Smith

Publisher: Books on Demand

Published: 2020-03-03

Total Pages: 303

ISBN-13: 3750480184

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Seit Monaten nenne ich mich Stephanie Martin. Seit Monaten spiele ich eine Rolle, bin nicht mehr ich. Stephanie existiert, weil ich es so will. Niemals im Leben werde ich je wieder zurückkehren. In das Leben, das ich nie wollte. Zu ihm, der meinen Bruder tötete, um die Macht meines Clans zu übernehmen. Aber die Flucht, meine neue Identität und das Leben, das ich jetzt führe, lassen mich vergessen, wer Sloan ist: mein Schicksal ... und bereit, mich zu holen. Und doch unterschätzt er mich. Ich tötete meinen besten Freund und verlor seine Schwester. Leah. Die einzige Frau, die mich wirklich wahrnimmt. Die Frau, die ich bedingungslos liebe und die mir seit ihrem Verschwinden mit Sicherheit jeden Tag den Tod wünscht. Aber ich lebe für den Tod und sie liebt das Leben, deswegen brauche und unterschätze ich sie. Die Geschichte ist in sich abgeschlossen. Teil 1: Shit Happens - But Killers are hot (Rave und Prue) Teil 2: Shit Happens - Back to the rules (Sloan und Leah)