Senior Moments
Senior Moments

Author: Shelley Klein

Publisher: Rowman & Littlefield

Published: 2009-04-01

Total Pages: 161

ISBN-13: 1461747104

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From the author of Can’t Remember Sh*t, here is another riotously funny book for anyone interested in . . . uh . . . anyone interested in . . . uh . . . whatever. Replete with everything Shelly Klein forgot to put in her previous book, and with a softer, gentler title, Senior Moments explores the whole spectrum of annoyances hounding the seventy-six million Baby Boomers (and their older kids) as they go gray at the temples, add a few inches to the midsection, and keep forgetting what day of the week it is. Comprising the experiences of everyone from politicians to TV talking heads, from the famous to the infamous (and everyone in-between), Senior Moments is chockful of advice, anecdotes, confessions, quotes, tips, and excuses—and dishes it all out without straining its back.

Senior Moments
Senior Moments

Author: Angus FitzSimons

Publisher: Hachette Australia

Published: 2020-10-27

Total Pages: 232

ISBN-13: 0733645615

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Have you had a Senior Moment yet? Maybe you know someone who's had a few? Check this list to know for sure: · You can remember being told the King was dead (George, not Elvis). · You still say 'colour television', and you watch television on a television. · Your home phone rings and you answer it. (And you still have a phone, not a 'landline'.) · You boast about 'doing it' three times a night and that's just getting up to pee. · You realise that your wardrobe has become ironic. You're not back in fashion, but you're hip. (And ironically, you now have an artificial hip). If you answered 'yes' to one or more of the above, congratulations! You are officially a Senior and this book is here to guide you through your best years (i.e. the past). Stroll, or maybe shuffle, down Nostalgia Avenue and bask in the glory of growing old disgracefully. (If you are a Young Person, this is the easiest Senior gift idea ever. You're welcome!)

More Senior Moments (The Ones We Forgot)
More Senior Moments (The Ones We Forgot)

Author: Shelley Klein

Publisher: Michael O'Mara Books

Published: 2011-08-31

Total Pages: 145

ISBN-13: 1843177579

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Crammed full of anecdotes, tips, confessions and advice, More Senior Moments will ensure that getting to grips with newfangled technology, remembering your best friend's name and putting matching socks on will become a breeze.

Preventing Senior Moments
Preventing Senior Moments

Author: Stan Goldberg

Publisher: Rowman & Littlefield

Published: 2023-10-11

Total Pages: 261

ISBN-13: 1538169428

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"Suggests 15 prevention strategies for senior moments ranging from forgetting appointments to becoming disoriented"--

The Big Book of Senior Moments
The Big Book of Senior Moments

Author: Bennett Melville

Publisher: Skyhorse

Published: 2015-10-20

Total Pages: 294

ISBN-13: 1634509412

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Old age isn’t for wimps, nor is it for those without a sense of humor. The Big Book of Senior Moments is chock full of those small blunders, momentary lapses, and misplaced keys that happen to all of us. Humor might not help you remember your cat’s name, but it will certainly make you feel less alone! Did you know that Albert Einstein once searched frantically for his misplaced train ticket because he couldn’t remember where he was going? Or that Marilyn Monroe forgot the same line through 52 takes during the filming of Some Like it Hot? Can you believe that Marlon Brando had to have his lines written on another actor’s forehead so he could get through a scene? If you have done something like this, don’t despair, for you are among other greats like Lincoln, Beethoven, Newton, Toscanini, and a whole assortment of presidents, poets, philosophers, popes, and Nobel Prize–winners. The Big Book of Senior Moments will be sure to bring a smile to friends and family alike. Don’t forget to pick up your copy today!

A Senior Moment Is Just a Wrinkle in Time
A Senior Moment Is Just a Wrinkle in Time

Author:

Publisher: Product Concept Incorporated

Published: 2009

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9780984332809

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Most commonly found on the nightstound or in the bathroom, is this little treasure of a book with favorite quote from the wise and the humorous, uplifting stories and reflections, and prayers to guide those who are getting older. It's a gift not to take one's self TOO seriously...and this is the perfect gift to give that lift.

Keto Smart!: Heal Your Brain and Body With the Ten-Step Action Plan Scientifically Proven to Prevent or Reverse Obesity, Memory Loss, Alzheimer's, Diabetes, Autoimmunity, Cancer, and Heart Disease
Keto Smart!: Heal Your Brain and Body With the Ten-Step Action Plan Scientifically Proven to Prevent or Reverse Obesity, Memory Loss, Alzheimer's, Diabetes, Autoimmunity, Cancer, and Heart Disease

Author: Y.L. Wright M.A.

Publisher: Lulu.com

Published: 2018-09-05

Total Pages: 276

ISBN-13: 0359071309

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Get Smart with KETO SMART! Heal your brain and heal your body with this easy KETO SMART program. KETO SMART is packed with secrets to improve your memory and thinking with simple instructions that you can easily follow. Learn how to radically improve the health of your brain, so that you can enjoy life to the max at any age. Your heart, arteries, and everything else will improve as well. The KETO SMART 10-step protocol is MUCH more than just following a ketogenic diet. The KETO SMART 10-step protocol is a comprehensive program of self-healing. Follow the KETO SMART ten easy action steps, and soon your thinking mind will become as penetrating as the depths of a pristine alpine lake on a quiet sunny morning. The goal of this book is to guide you through the maze of interconnected problems. Every step helps, but you only get the gold ring of health by following the complete treatment plan. It isnÕt hard if you know what to do. It is impossible if you don't.

Stories from the Deer Stand
Stories from the Deer Stand

Author: Steve Chapman

Publisher: Harvest House Publishers

Published: 2013-04-01

Total Pages: 176

ISBN-13: 0736948309

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Bestselling author Steve Chapman (A Look at Life from a Deer Stand, 300,000 copies sold) takes readers into the woods to experience the thrill of the hunt and discover life-changing spiritual truths. Hunters and outdoorsmen will... feel the adrenaline rush of a bull elk charge stalk a whitetail deer match wits with a wily gobbler marvel at their place in God’s magnificent creation experience God’s loving care and wonderful provision Reaching out to the more than 60 million people in the U.S. alone who hunt, fish, and enjoy the outdoors, Stories from the Deer Stand takes readers into the fields and forests to encounter animals and meet God.

Controlling Your Future
Controlling Your Future

Author: Richard Norgaard

Publisher: AuthorHouse

Published: 2009

Total Pages: 306

ISBN-13: 1438918178

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A Star Shines For Love This book was written in memory of my sister Diane who died in a tragedy at the request of my Father. This book was writtein to provide hope and inspiration to many people of our culture : this is an age where a lot of people ask the same question hidden deep within the Heart: How can I pray when I am hurting? Who will Heal My Broken Heart? Who is the Saint of the Broken Hearted? For whom does the star still shine? Some of us can verbalize our questions, others walk with much pain afraid to even ask the question, in fear of ridicule from themselves or others. Others, turn to other unhealthy avenues to relieve their pain . This book provides an avenue to Hope ...It is a long road and some of us are just beginning to get on the highway, and others are leading the way. Will you become a leader or will you follow. Who will you follow? Angels of Love

Dr. Earl Mindell's Memory Bible
Dr. Earl Mindell's Memory Bible

Author: Earl Mindell, R.Ph., Ph.D

Publisher: Turner Publishing Company

Published: 2016-08-02

Total Pages: 102

ISBN-13: 1681626357

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We are living longer than ever before. With this extended life span comes new concerns like memory issues and dementia, which can interfere with the ability to live a full, involved, and independent life. The good news is, age-related memory problems are not a natural product of aging. We can enjoy good cognitive function well into our senior years, and Dr. Earl Mindell shows us how. In Dr. Earl Mindell’s Memory Bible, he equips you with the knowledge and tools you need to stop cognitive debilitation in its tracks and to maintain a healthy memory well into your eighties and beyond. This book discusses how aging impacts cognitive function, how common medications intended to improve memory actually impact the brain, and what you can do to preserve and even improve your memory.