Santa Needs a Vacation (On the Day After Christmas)
Santa Needs a Vacation (On the Day After Christmas)

Author: Gregory Hoffman

Publisher: Strategic Book Publishing

Published: 2010-08

Total Pages: 33

ISBN-13: 1609116100

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Join author Gregory Hoffman in this hilarious recounting of a chance encounter with Santa Claus at his place up north during a blinding snowstorm. Santa, having just returned home from his annual trip, is wiped-out and reeling. He seizes the opportunity to share his frustrations with his accidental visitor. While delivering presents to homes around the world, Santa is confronted by angry watch-dogs, shot at, beaten by non-believers, and pursued by a portly widow, among the many other stressful challenges! After waiting out the storm, and lending an ear to Santa's venting, Hoffman must be on his way. But upon his departure, Santa gives him a message to relay to people everywhere. Illustrated by Hoffman and written in the tradition of the classic The Night Before Christmas, Santa Needs a Vacation is an entertaining, colorful and heartfelt Christmas card to the holiday. Also included is a poem by Hoffman. Told from a grandfather's perspective, Christmas Memories is a warm and nostalgic look at the holidays past, with hope and best wishes for those of the future.

Santa's Book of Knowledge
Santa's Book of Knowledge

Author: Santa Al Horton

Publisher: AuthorHouse

Published: 2011-06

Total Pages: 395

ISBN-13: 146342406X

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Have you ever thought what the world would be like if I didn't carry that sack and make that sleigh ride each year? I know one thing; there wouldn't be a need for a Naughty and Nice list anymore. Can you imagine all those children and their sad little faces? I could never give up this cause because the children are so angelic with those bright and cheery smiles when they look at you or the presents you leave on Christmas morning. -- Santa Claus

Santa's Secret
Santa's Secret

Author: Fern Michaels

Publisher: Zebra Books

Published: 2024-09-24

Total Pages: 303

ISBN-13: 1420156748

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Fern Michaels’ sparkling Christmas novels have become a holiday tradition in their own right, and fans will love the chance to spend the holidays in Italy with four high school friends and their loved ones in a tale perfect for those who love Mary Kay Andrews, Debbie Macomber, and RaeAnne Thayne. Christmas is filled with beloved and long-kept traditions, but sometimes, there’s nothing better than creating brand-new ones. That’s why Francesca and her high school friends Amy, Rachael, and Nina are traveling to Italy to spend the holidays with Frankie’s boyfriend, Giovanni, and his family. Giovanni and his brother, Marco, run a small Italian restaurant in Manhattan, where cherished family recipes delight tourists and locals alike. But there’s one recipe that eludes the brothers. Their mama refuses to divulge the special ingredient in her coveted panettone, claiming it is “Santa’s secret.” While Frankie joins Giovanni and Marco in the kitchen, hoping to uncover the mystery of Mrs. Lombardi’s mouthwatering panettone, Amy, Nina, and Rachael are on their own quests. Amy wants to see the statue of David in Florence, Nina needs career inspiration, and Rachael longs to meet some eligible Italian men. Can one trip provide the answers everyone seeks? With a stunning Italian backdrop and a sprinkling of holiday magic in the mix, there may be all kinds of sweet surprises in store…

Santa's Secret Sex Journal
Santa's Secret Sex Journal

Author: Seth Kinstle

Publisher: Seth Kinstle

Published: 2022-12-21

Total Pages: 32

ISBN-13:

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The perfect Christmas gag gift for that special someone. If you struggle trying to find the perfect present for a person you know with a sense of humor, look no further. This journal has all the steamy details you need to make your holiday complete. Armed with a arsenal of crude rants and over the top sexy segments. You'll be sure to prank your way into the new year with this holiday favorite. What better way to set the mood than to gift something as ridiculous as this? So much for the typical boring presents you endlessly scroll through online. Throw a log on the fire as you snuggle up to your Christmas tree for the spoof of a lifetime. You'll get exclusive access to all the sexy things Santa has been up to. As well as his captivating complicated relationship issues with Mrs. Claus. What are you waiting for? Let's unwrap this bad boy and call it a new year.

Santa's Yule Log
Santa's Yule Log

Author: James Osborn

Publisher: AuthorHouse

Published: 2009-07

Total Pages: 62

ISBN-13: 1449006957

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This is the story of an everyday American hero: Terry Schmidt, a Colorado cowboy who holds the "Office" of Santa Claus. This book chronicles his experiences as Santa Claus and the stories of the people he has touched. When you're Santa Claus, children give you mementos, wish lists, funny and heartwarming moments, and sometimes the cold virus going around the elementary school. In this book you will find some of the treasures Terry has collected over the years (minus the cold, of course). Also in this book, you will find pictures of Santa Terry, a couple of his stories told in his cowboy way, and some newspaper articles that have been written about him over the years.

SNOW TALES AND OTHER FANCIES
SNOW TALES AND OTHER FANCIES

Author: KEENAN BROOKLAND

Publisher: Trafford Publishing

Published: 2011-10-26

Total Pages: 128

ISBN-13: 1466901403

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Discover the worlds of cartoonist Slate Bender and friends in this collection of snow tales and other fancies. You can cool off with tales of the Snow World when the weather outside is hot or dreary, or read about the Fairy of Gruenwald House when you need a little magic in your life. Escape into the Primrose Portal with Darcy or find out how Umbrage the stuffed dog helps Billy out of a difficult situation and into new understanding. Read about a frightful Halloween to get into a haunting mood!

DEMONS & ANGELS: LOVE IN BETWEEN
DEMONS & ANGELS: LOVE IN BETWEEN

Author: Gary Smallwood

Publisher: Lulu.com

Published: 2016-12-05

Total Pages: 214

ISBN-13: 1365587010

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A book of poems about real life demons and angels, some you find in life and others in death and in between you have to live...

Finding the Right Words for the Holidays
Finding the Right Words for the Holidays

Author: J. Beverly Daniel

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2007-11-01

Total Pages: 148

ISBN-13: 1416589813

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Sharing the most joyous times of the year begins with Finding the right Words for the Holidays Here you'll find: Warmhearted and humorous greetings for Christmas, Hanukkah, and Kwanzaa cards More than six dozen ways to say "Happy New Year!" Famous holiday quotations Tips for making card-writing a pleasure rather than a chore Suggestions for creating the perfect year-end family newsletter Practical hints for simplifying card-sending A special section for your holiday card mailing lists ...and more, Tis the season to celebrate with one another by using all the right words!