Release Your Inner Old Fart

Release Your Inner Old Fart

Author: Mark Leigh

Publisher: Michael O'Mara Books

Published: 2012-08-24

Total Pages: 143

ISBN-13: 1843179946

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Hilariously cynical and gloom-laden, this book contains diatribes, rants, anecdotes and advice for Old Farts everywhere.


Funny Farts

Funny Farts

Author: Coloring Bandit

Publisher:

Published: 2017-09-05

Total Pages: 62

ISBN-13: 9780228205111

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Coloring is fun, and it's educational too! There are endless possibilities when it comes to coloring - starting from the choice of colors, the combinations, and the patterns to make and so on. But coloring also has the educational benefits of boundaries, handwriting skills and motor skills. Improved focus, relaxation, patience and self-confidence are there, too!


Discovering Your Inner Clown

Discovering Your Inner Clown

Author: L. B. Wilshere-Cumming

Publisher: L.B Wilshere-Cumming Prods

Published: 2008

Total Pages: 210

ISBN-13: 9780646490601

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A fantastic, innovative, hilarious new book featuring a contribution from legendary entertainer, comedian Jerry Lewis! Finally, there is a practical, inexpensive, enjoyable solution to healing your chronic pain without using all those annoying potions and lotions! Weep no more and get ready to take your punch line pills. This extraordinary book shows you how your 'funny bones' eliminate the pain in all your other bones! It covers a broad range of pain-relieving topics such as: improving your sex life; bettering your partnerships; raising happy kids; enhancing your self-esteem; controlling your anger; winning at work, and much more -- in an easy-going, highly readable, amusing way. The author is a comedian/psychotherapist who is a survivor of numerous life-threatening illnesses (i.e., tumours, meningitis, spinal and neck injuries) and she is a vigorous campaigner for progressive chronic pain research and treatment. She puts her pain management thoughts across with switched on jeu d'esprit and swinging, relaxed fun. The book makes managing your chronic pain a blast and even the legendary comedian/entertainer Jerry Lewis agrees! He liked the idea so much that he contributed! So yes, it is true: `Discovering Your Inner Clown,' can help you to cope more effectively with chronic pain! This small book with a big font will make you smile your way to becoming a stronger, healthier, happier person: guaranteed.


Supreme War Blade

Supreme War Blade

Author: Da MoGuYang

Publisher: Funstory

Published: 2020-05-28

Total Pages: 681

ISBN-13: 1649356323

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He was the king of the mercenary world, but he had fallen into a huge conspiracy ...


Conquering Cancer My Way

Conquering Cancer My Way

Author: Dr. Elior Kinarthy

Publisher: FriesenPress

Published: 2020-01-01

Total Pages: 192

ISBN-13: 152554182X

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When Dr. Elior Kinarthy retired from California to the seaside city of Victoria, British Columbia, he was soon faced with a daunting challenge. Diagnosed with prostate cancer, he began a fifteen-year journey to finding the treatment plan that would save his life. By altering and augmenting advice by his oncologists, he created an anti-cancer lifestyle with alternative medicine and supplements. He eventually discovered the Gorter Model of holistic immunotherapy in Cologne, Germany, and has been cancer-free ever since. Now eighty-three, he offers hope to cancer patients and encourages them to use innovative approaches to treatment as they strengthen their bodies, minds, and spirits and walk toward a brighter, healthier future.


The Saffron Trail

The Saffron Trail

Author: Rosanna Ley

Publisher: Quercus Publishing

Published: 2017-11-09

Total Pages: 486

ISBN-13: 1787471721

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An exotic tale of lost family secrets from the #1 Kindle Bestseller 'The perfect holiday companion' - Heat 'The ultimate feel-good read' - Candis 'Sun-soaked escapism' - Best ********** After the death of her beloved mother, Nell travels from rural Cornwall to the colour and chaos of Marrakech. Her marriage may be on the rocks, but exploring the heady delights of Moroccan cuisine could help her fulfil her dream of opening her own restaurant. It's there she meets Amy - a young photographer trying to unravel the story behind her family's involvement in the Vietnam War. The two women develop a close friendship and discover a surprising connection between their own pasts. This connection will take Nell and Amy on a journey to find their own 'saffron trail' - from the labyrinthine medina and bustle of Moroccan bazaars all the way back home to Cornwall and to the heart of their families' origins. ******** SEE WHAT EVERYONE IS SAYING ABOUT ROSANNA LEY: 'An impeccably researched and deftly written narrative that kept me hooked until the end' - Kathryn Hughes, bestselling author of The Letter 'Loved it from start to finish. A brilliant holiday read' - Amazon reviewer 'Perfectfor fans of Santa Montefiore, Victoria Hislop and Leah Fleming' - Candis 'On so many levels a fantastic read' - Amazon reviewer 'A fascinating story with engaging themes' - Dinah Jefferies, bestselling author of The Tea Planter's Wife 'Warm, enthralling, one of my favourite authors' - Amazon reviewer


Pangu Descendant Warrior

Pangu Descendant Warrior

Author: Xie ZhiShangAiZhiHen

Publisher: Funstory

Published: 2020-05-20

Total Pages: 914

ISBN-13: 1649354053

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Q city's summer was not as hot as other cities. As a seaside city, it had the characteristics that a seaside city should have. Although the weather was hot, the sea breeze still gave people a chill, except for those hot-blooded teenagers in high school ... The third high school is a comprehensive strong school in the city of Q, not the comprehensive teaching, but the comprehensive students. There were all kinds of students here, be they poor or rich, good or bad, all of them would appear in this school. Some of the students' parents had countless amounts of money, while some of the parents were just ordinary workers. Some students were generous, kind and empathetic, while others were ruthless and sinister. The reason for this is that No. 3 High School is a special school. In high school, the teaching level and promotion rate of No. 3 High School are in the whole world.


Fart for Freedom

Fart for Freedom

Author: C.S. Davies

Publisher: AuthorHouse

Published: 2010-12-15

Total Pages: 377

ISBN-13: 145205603X

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Two demented psychotic groups are engaged in a battle for moral, if not hygienic superiority. Fart For Freedom, with their freedom farters like the Silent But Deadly assassins and Curry Men explosive experts, are steadfastly led by their leaders; the Inner Rectum. Their sole purpose in life is to make the world a place where anyone can fart anytime and anywhere, without fear of retribution. Opposing them is STOP; the Society To Oppress Perverts- a group that brings a whole new meaning to the term anal retentiveness. Their puritanical view of the world sets them against the freedom farters at every turn. In the STOP world; clean equals serene. Unwillingly thrown into this turbulent situation is Algenon Plugg; a mild-mannered man with a traumatic past. After memories of his childhood catch up with him at a most inopportune time, he is hurled into a maelstrom that threatens death and destruction for anyone who crosses his path. If Fart For Freedom is to survive, they must eliminate the opposition before they themselves are eliminated.


The Zen of Farting

The Zen of Farting

Author: Reepah Gud Wan

Publisher: Frog Books

Published: 2003-09-11

Total Pages: 105

ISBN-13: 1583940855

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In 1993, a Taiwanese fisherman opened a chest that had been in his family for centuries. Inside, he found a manuscript which may be as significant as the Dead Sea scrolls—a manuscript which will revolutionize our thinking about the origins of Zen. Written on a rice paper scroll, the manuscript records the teachings of the founder of Zen, the Master Reepah Gud Wan. It makes it quite clear that Reepah, a legitimate teacher of Buddhism, was frustrated by the inability of his students to grasp the abstract concepts of the Buddha. In desperation, he decided to play a joke on them. He invented the Zen of Farting, confident that even the densest pupil would realize that he was making a joke and laugh at his excessive seriousness—not to mention his farts. The joke went over like a stale air biscuit. Soon, the Master had thousands of students eager to learn this brave new spiritual teaching, the Zen of Farting. Thus was Zen born, not of heaven, but of the 'ethereal child of earth.'