Ready, Aim, Funny!

Ready, Aim, Funny!

Author: Stanley Scott Jr

Publisher: S Scott Jr

Published: 2024-02-09

Total Pages: 27

ISBN-13:

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Laughter makes life easier. When times get tough, a good joke can lift spirits and lighten heavy moments. Humor helps us gain perspective, bonding us together in those "can you believe it?" moments of shared mirth. Because let's face it - life can be messy, unpredictable, and downright hilarious sometimes. That's why this collection aims to spark smiles by taking comedic shots at familiar life targets. Drawing laughter out of those odd everyday instances we can all relate to, these quips, one-liners, and longer-form jokes help comedy spread like joyful germs. Because nothing improves a bad mood like belly laughs over a hilarious quip you just can't wait to repeat (whether your audience appreciates it quite as much or not!). From relationships, to work, to rambunctious pets, blundering mishaps, and fast-growing kids, this digest draws humor out of life's comedy goldmines. The embarrassing, absurd, ridiculous and sublime all get spotlighted here. Consider it a passport for lighter passage when you just really need to roar at life's inaccuracies and surprises. Because sometimes, the best salve is simply sharing in laughter's contagious ring. It connects us to one another and to those "ah yes, truth!" moments we thought we alone endured. And even when (make that especially when) the going gets tough, a timely guffaw over an on-point punchline can make everything easier to take. It infuses hope's promise that things eventually work out, despite how utterly weird today got. So have fun shooting the breeze around life's irregularities. Pass jokes around to spread the mirth far and wide. Inside you'll uncover new comedic looks at old familiar territories. Get Ready, Aim, and delight in Funny hitting familiar targets once more as you pass laughter's medicine forward!


Ready, Aim...I Do!

Ready, Aim...I Do!

Author: Debra Webb

Publisher: Harlequin

Published: 2013-10-01

Total Pages: 441

ISBN-13: 1460320239

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In USA TODAY bestselling author Debra Webb's thrilling new Colby Agency miniseries spin-off, The Specialists, a special agent finds out the honeymoon isn't what it seems… He awoke with a ring on his finger. Only problem was Specialist Jason Grant couldn't remember a wedding. But he did recognize the beautiful woman in his Vegas hotel suite as CIA operative Ginger Olin. Being newlyweds was the perfect cover to expose whoever was targeting Jason. Then Gin laid down ground rules. Passion and affection were for the public only. In private, it was hands off. But as Jason's hunger for his make-believe wife battled with his professional dedication, their "just for show" behavior had him yearning to make Gin his wife for real. 2 books for the price of 1! MISSING also included in this book!


READY – AIM – FIRE

READY – AIM – FIRE

Author: Robin Wood

Publisher: Xlibris Corporation

Published: 2010-01-14

Total Pages: 248

ISBN-13: 1450011020

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R.D.Aim is a D.E.A. agent investigating a cabin owned by Blue Herron Lodge, where a meth lab is thought to be found. Jodi Ellis is part of the ladies who own the lodge. She doesn’t appreciate finding an agent on her property, nor a drug lab. When Doug, a.k.a. Ready is injured, he crawls to the lodge where they take him in against the ‘women only’ rule. They hide him when they have lady guests. He is nurtured and coddled much to the disgust of Jodi’s mother, Chrys. When the drug bust goes down, all hell breaks loose.


Delphi Complete Weird Tales of Robert W. Chambers (Illustrated)

Delphi Complete Weird Tales of Robert W. Chambers (Illustrated)

Author: Robert W. Chambers

Publisher: Delphi Classics

Published: 2014-10-30

Total Pages: 12282

ISBN-13:

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The American Robert W. Chambers was a pioneer writer of weird, fantasy and supernatural tales, whose seminal collection of stories ‘The King in Yellow’ has had a lasting influence on the horror genre. This comprehensive eBook presents the complete Weird short story collections of Robert W. Chambers, with numerous illustrations, rare texts appearing in digital print for the first time, informative introductions and the usual Delphi bonus material. (Version 2) * Beautifully illustrated with images relating to Chambers’ life and works * Concise introductions to the novels and other texts * 42 novels, with individual contents tables * Images of how the books were first printed, giving your eReader a taste of the original texts * Excellent formatting of the texts * Many novels and tales are fully illustrated with their original artwork * Special chronological and alphabetical contents tables for the short stories * The complete Weird short story collections, including many Weird tales appearing here for the first time in digital publishing * Easily locate the short stories you want to read * Scholarly ordering of texts into chronological order and literary genres Please visit www.delphiclassics.com to browse through our range of exciting titles CONTENTS: The Franco-Prussian War Trilogy The Novels In the Quarter The Red Republic Lorraine Ashes of Empire Cardigan The Maid-At-Arms The Maids of Paradise In Search of the Unknown The Reckoning Iole The Tracer of Lost Persons The Fighting Chance The Younger Set The Firing Line Special Messenger The Danger Mark The Green Mouse Ailsa Paige The Common Law The Adventures of a Modest Man Blue-Bird Weather The Streets of Ascalon Japonette The Gay Rebellion The Business of Life Quick Action The Hidden Children Anne’s Bridge Between Friends Who Goes There! Athalie The Girl Philippa The Dark Star Barbarians The Laughing Girl The Restless Sex The Moonlit Way In Secret The Crimson Tide The Slayer of Souls The Little Red Foot The Flaming Jewel The Short Story Collections The King in Yellow The Maker of Moons The Mystery of Choice The Haunts of Men A Young Man in a Hurry The Tree of Heaven Police!!! The Better Man A Story of Primitive Love The Short Stories List of Short Stories in Chronological Order List of Short Stories in Alphabetical Order Please visit www.delphiclassics.com to browse through our range of exciting titles


Uncle John's Bathroom Reader Weird Canada

Uncle John's Bathroom Reader Weird Canada

Author: Bathroom Readers' Institute

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2013-09-10

Total Pages: 445

ISBN-13: 1607109239

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The Great White North is revealed as the Great Weird North in this entertaining tome from the best-selling Bathroom Reader series. Did you know that Canada was almost called Hochelaga? That’s just one of thousands of wacky facts awaiting readers in Uncle John’s quirky celebration of Earth’s second largest country. You’ll find page after page of bizarre history (like why the beaver was once classified as a fish), plus head-scratching news items (like the crook who returned to the Tim Hortons he’d just robbed to tip the workers), odd places to go (like Mr. Spock’s birthplace in a town called Vulcan), and crazy eats (like the restaurant that makes you eat in complete darkness). So whether you live in Come By Chance, Joe Batt’s Arm, Starvation Cove, or anywhere else inside (or outside) of Canada, yukon count on Uncle John to deliver a world of weirdness from all over this great country. For example: - Cow-patty bingo in Alberta (Rule #1: Wear gloves) - How to enforce the new Quebec law that requires dogs to be bilingual - The sea of Molson Golden that once shut down an Ontario freeway - The mystery of the mini earthquakes in a New Brunswick town - Why it’s illegal to kill a sasquatch in British Columbia - The Nova Scotia company that makes mattresses for cows - Saskatchewan’s Willow Bunch Giant, a real man who could lift a horse over his head - The giant fiberglass “Happy Rock” statue in--where else?--Gladstone, Manitoba And much, much more!


The Minds Behind the Games

The Minds Behind the Games

Author: Patrick Hickey, Jr.

Publisher: McFarland

Published: 2018-04-04

Total Pages: 217

ISBN-13: 1476631239

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Featuring interviews with the creators of 36 popular video games--including Deus Ex, Night Trap, Mortal Kombat, Wasteland and NBA Jam--this book gives a behind-the-scenes look at the creation of some of the most influential and iconic (and sometimes forgotten) games of all time. Recounting endless hours of painstaking development, the challenges of working with mega publishers and the uncertainties of public reception, the interviewees reveal the creative processes that produced some of gaming's classic titles.


7 best short stories - Weird Fiction

7 best short stories - Weird Fiction

Author: H. P. Lovecraft

Publisher: Tacet Books

Published: 2020-05-12

Total Pages: 253

ISBN-13: 3968587308

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Welcome to the book series 7 best short stories specials, selection dedicated to a special subject, featuring works by noteworthy authors. The texts were chosen based on their relevance, renown and interest. This edition is dedicated to Weird Fiction. Weird Fiction fiction utilises elements of horror, science fiction and fantasy to showcase the impotence and insignificance of human beings within a much larger universe populated by often malign powers and forces that greatly exceed the human capacities to understand or control them. The critic August Nemo has selected seven classic tales of the genre, especially for readers who want (and have courage!) to face the abyss: - The Dunwich Horror by H.P. Lovecraft. - Hell Screen by Ryūnosuke Akutagawa. - An Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge by Ambrose Bierce. - The White People by Arthur Machen. - Number 13 by M. R. James. - The Derelict by William Hope Hodgson. - The Repairer of Reputations by Robert W. Chambers.


M.E.

M.E.

Author: Joseph M. Manganelli

Publisher: AuthorHouse

Published: 2011-08-05

Total Pages: 174

ISBN-13: 1463444060

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Strangeis it not when your life seems to be flashing before your very eyes. How you tend to lose control of your feelings and tend to just go berserk. As in yelling out obscenities and doing all sort of nasty things, like our dear friend Johnny here is doing. I guess one cant really blame him, could we. But really, does he really have to yell so dog gone loudcause there isnt anyone to hear him in a flying ghost helicopter with a freakin ghostof all things. Still this is what our old friend Johnny is doing, as he wonders thru his freak out mind OF who or what will help him thru this here situation that he seems to be in, at the moment. ALWAYS SEEKING THAT OF WHICH WE KNOW SO LITTLE ABOUT, NEVER REALIZING HOW OR THE WHY. STILL IN OUR SEARCH WE OFTEN FIND THAT WHICH WE