Poultrygeist
Poultrygeist

Author: Eric Geron

Publisher: Candlewick Press

Published: 2021-08-17

Total Pages: 32

ISBN-13: 1536225576

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From a debut picture-book author and a #1 New York Times best-selling illustrator, a wry take on "Why did the chicken cross the road?” that gives a whole new meaning to “the Other Side.” Cock-a-doodle-BOO! It’s punny. It’s spooky. It’s a meta picture book that puts a fresh spin on an old joke and elevates chicken comedy to ghastly new levels. A little spring chicken crosses the road but quickly gets flattened under a semitruck. The barnyard beasts who’ve gone before break the news: now that Chicken’s fried—dispatched to the Other Side—Chicken has a job, an unwanted job, as a noisy troublemaking ghost. This fowl may be weak in the beak, but Chicken knows that scaring people isn’t nice. There is such a thing as a friendly ghost, after all—isn’t there? Loaded with laughs and shivers, this Halloween-ready treat features ghoulishly funny art by the illustrator of the #1 New York Times best-selling Bad Seed series. Let the haunting begin! No chickens were harmed in the making of this book.

Poultrygeist
Poultrygeist

Author: Mary Jane Auch

Publisher:

Published: 2004

Total Pages: 36

ISBN-13: 9780439704649

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On Halloween night, two rowdy young roosters encounter a "poultrygeist" in the barn.

Poultrygeist
Poultrygeist

Author: David Rowell Workman

Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

Published: 2016-06-11

Total Pages: 74

ISBN-13: 9781534641969

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Fan Fiction sequel to Horror of the Chicken Dead this time taking place in space.

Make Your Own Damn Movie!
Make Your Own Damn Movie!

Author: Lloyd Kaufman

Publisher: St. Martin's Press

Published: 2007-04-01

Total Pages: 353

ISBN-13: 1429976136

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Lloyd Kaufman, the writer/producer/director of such cult-classic films as The Toxic Avenger, Class of Nuke 'Em High, and Tromeo and Juliet, offers a guide to movie-making unlike any other available anywhere. In 25 years, Kaufman, along with partner Michael Herz, has built Troma Studios up from a company struggling to find its voice in a field crowded with competitors to its current--and legendary--status as a lone survivor, a bastion of true cinematic independence, and the world's greatest collection of camp on film. As entertaining and funny as it is informative and insightful, Make Your Own Damn Movie! places Kaufman's radically low-budget, independent-studio style of filmaking directly in the reader's hands. Thus we learn how to: develop and write a knock-out screenplay; raise funding; find locations and cast actors; hire a crew; obtain equipment, permits, and music rights (all for little or no money); make incredible special effects for $0.79 each; charm, schmooze, and network while on the film-festival circuit; and, finally, make a bad actor act so bad it's actually good. From scriptwriting and directing to financing and marketing, this book is brimming with utterly off-the-wall, decidedly maverick, yet consistently proven advice on how to fully develop one's idea for an independent film.

Poultrygeist
Poultrygeist

Author: Mary Jane Auch

Publisher: Holiday House

Published: 2004-05

Total Pages: 36

ISBN-13: 9780823418763

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Whoooooo! A tall ghostly being is frightening the farm animals right out of the barn. It could only be the legendary "Poultrygeist." The animals are terrified to sleep inside the barn, but they're freezing out in the yard. What shold they do? It's up to two smart-aleck roosters who suspect fowl play to uncover the surprising secret behind the Halloween haunting in this hilarious tale.

Direct Your Own Damn Movie!
Direct Your Own Damn Movie!

Author: Lloyd Kaufman

Publisher: Taylor & Francis

Published: 2013-04-26

Total Pages: 241

ISBN-13: 1136059342

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The Independent Directing Bible that will fit in your back pocket! (If you have an extremely large pocket ...) Have you always wanted to direct a movie, but don't know how to start? Want to know how to get your first directing job? What do directors even do, anyway? Legendary director Lloyd Kaufman, creator of The Toxic Avenger, reveals 40 years worth of maverick cinematic know-how! Direct Your Own Damn Movie! will be your step-by-step roadmap on the journey through: * Scriptwriting * Pre-production * Casting * Managing your set * Post-production * Distribution Master the art of directing the easy way! There is no better way to become a director than by following the instruction and wisdom of an actual successful film director, not someone who just talks about it. Featuring expert advice from: Eli Roth (Grindhouse, Hostel) Jenna Fischer (LolliLove) Stan Lee (co-writer Spider-Man, Fantastic Four) Ron Jeremy (credits cannot be printed here) Stuart Gordon (Re-Animator) James Gunn (Dawn of the Dead, Slither) ... and many more! WARNING! Do not read this book if you suffer from motion sickness, or are about to operate heavy machinery. This book is not for the faint of heart, the good of taste, or those who might be pregnant. * There's more to directing than a cool-looking chair. Renegade director Lloyd Kaufman reveals all! * Includes interviews with a host of luminaries on mistakes and disasters from their early film careers * Learn the ten directing commandments of Lloyd Kaufman, plus the all-important 11th: forget the first 10 and direct your own damn movie!

Rita and Ralph's Rotten Day
Rita and Ralph's Rotten Day

Author: Carmen Agra Deedy

Publisher: Scholastic Inc.

Published: 2020-03-03

Total Pages: 56

ISBN-13: 1338599275

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Have you ever been REALLY mad at your best friend? * "This well-crafted story is an excellent choice for those seeking books featuring conflict-resolution." -- Booklist, starred reviewIn two little houses,on two little hills,lived two best friends...So begins the story of Rita and Ralph. Every day they meet to play beneath the apple tree. It's always fun and games -- until one roundly rotten day when a new game means someone ends up crying. Who knew it could be so hard to say "I'm sorry?"Just when it seems nothing will ever be right again, a surprising thing happens. The old friends try something new, that isn't new at all. Something they've done a hundred times...Carmen Agra Deedy's brilliant storytelling combined with Pete Oswald's spirited illustrations make for a comforting tale of healing and true friendship.

Cluck
Cluck

Author: Knapp

Publisher: Bird Brain Books

Published: 2013-10-31

Total Pages: 302

ISBN-13: 9780991165308

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Armand, the Chicken Exorcist foretold for centuries, faces his greatest opponent when he comes across the undead Rooster King - spit from the very mouth of hell to preside over his haunting harem of undead hens at Rambling Acres Farm. But this is no ordinary chicken haunting, and as Armand becomes entangled in an ancient prophecy his abilities and his beliefs are put to the test. Funny and beautifully written, Cluck is a tale of good, evil, guilt and forgiveness that will be beloved by fans of Sir Terry Pratchett. If you only have the time to fit in one chicken zombie book this year, you owe it to yourself for Cluck to be that book! "Eric D. Knapp's Cluck: Murder Most Fowl is one of the best books we've reviewed on Odyssey Reviews. This tongue-in-cheek (or beak) work of brilliance will surely make you laugh. The story is brilliant, the writing unbelievably good." - Odyssey Reviews

A Tale of Two Princes
A Tale of Two Princes

Author: Eric Geron

Publisher: Harlequin

Published: 2023-01-10

Total Pages: 463

ISBN-13: 0369718976

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"The perfect dream-come-true-fairytale!" —Jason June, New York Times bestselling author of Jay's Gay Agenda and Out of the Blue “Effortlessly charming, funny, swoon-worthy, and sincerely moving.” —Julian Winters, award-winning author of Running With Lions #1 New York Times bestselling author Eric Geron delivers whirlwind wish-fulfillment in this story of a closeted crown prince and an out-and-proud cowboy who discover they were separated at birth. Edward Dinnissen leads a charmed life. He’s the Crown Prince of Canada, gets the royal treatment at his exclusive private school, and resides in a ritzy mansion. He thrives off being the perfect prince as he prepares for the Investiture Ceremony on his eighteenth birthday, the final step in his role as heir—and Canada’s future king. But this closeted Crown Prince has just one tiny problem: he’s unsure how to tell his parents, his beloved country, and his adoring fans that he’s gay. Billy Boone should be happy with the simple life. His family’s ranch is his favorite place in the world, he loves his small town, and his boyfriend is the cutest guy at Little Timber High. So why does it feel like something’s still missing? Maybe it has to do with the fact that this out-and-proud cowboy feels destined for something more . . . When Edward and Billy meet by chance in New York City, they discover that they are long-lost twins, and their lives are forever changed. Together, will these twin princes—“twinces”—be able to take on high school, coming out, and coronations? Or will this royal reunion quickly become a royal train wreck? “The enchanting cast of characters hooks you into a regal setting full of drama, romance, and intrigue, with relatable underlying journeys of self-love and struggle.” —Brian Zepka, author of The Temperature of Me and You

Horror Film Poems
Horror Film Poems

Author: Christoph Paul

Publisher:

Published: 2016-10-11

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781944866051

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A love letter to horror films where poems are the paragraphs.