Mr. Potato Head Upside Down Joke World
Author: Steve Charney
Publisher: Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.
Published: 2008
Total Pages: 100
ISBN-13: 1402753616
DOWNLOAD EBOOKPresents a collection of jokes presented by Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head.
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The Potato
Author: Larry Zuckerman
Publisher: Farrar, Straus and Giroux
Published: 1999-10-25
Total Pages: 340
ISBN-13: 1466812435
DOWNLOAD EBOOKThe Potato tells the story of how a humble vegetable, once regarded as trash food, had as revolutionary an impact on Western history as the railroad or the automobile. Using Ireland, England, France, and the United States as examples, Larry Zuckerman shows how daily life from the 1770s until World War I would have been unrecognizable-perhaps impossible-without the potato, which functioned as fast food, famine insurance, fuel and labor saver, budget stretcher, and bank loan, as well as delicacy. Drawing on personal diaries, contemporaneous newspaper accounts, and other primary sources, this is popular social history at its liveliest and most illuminating.
Pretty Good Joke Book
Author: Garrison Keillor
Publisher: Blackstone Publishing
Published: 2021-08-10
Total Pages:
ISBN-13:
DOWNLOAD EBOOKOver 2,200 Jokes from America’s favorite live radio show A treasury of hilarity from Garrison Keillor and the cast of public radio’s A Prairie Home Companion. A guy walks into a bar. Eight Canada Geese walk into a bar. A termite jumps up on the bar and asks, “Where is the bar tender?” Drum roll. The Sixth Edition of the perennially popular Pretty Good Joke Book is everything the first five were and more. More puns, one-liners, light bulb jokes, knock-knock jokes, and third-grader jokes (have you heard the one about Elvis Parsley?). More religion jokes, political jokes, lawyer jokes, blonde jokes, and jokes in questionable taste (Why did the urologist lose his license? He got in trouble with his peers). More jokes about chickens, relationships, and senior moments (the nice thing about Alzheimer’s is you can enjoy the same jokes again and again). It all started back in 1996, when A Prairie Home Companion fans laughed themselves silly during the first Joke Show. The broadcast was such a hit that it became an almost-annual gagfest. Then fans wanted to read the jokes, share them, and pass them around, and the first Pretty Good Joke Book was born. With over 200 new and updated jokes, the latest edition promises countless giggles, chortles, and guffaws anyone—fans of the radio show or not—will enjoy.
The Great Potato Book
Author: Meredith Sayles Hughes
Publisher: Simon & Schuster Books For Young Readers
Published: 1986
Total Pages: 84
ISBN-13: 9780027453003
DOWNLOAD EBOOKDiscusses many aspects of the nutritious, delicious, versatile potato--its history, usefulness, and folklore, with games, jokes, and rhymes.
In The Tomorrow Of Another Promise
Author: Nona-Michael Ankhesenamun Jackson
Publisher: Lulu.com
Published: 2019-03-11
Total Pages: 41
ISBN-13: 0359495869
DOWNLOAD EBOOKTomorrow has its promises & they are already waiting...only when you walk the aisle do they get truly fulfilled.
3650 Jokes, Puns, and Riddles
Author: Charles Foxgrover
Publisher: Black Dog & Leventhal
Published: 2009-08-26
Total Pages: 546
ISBN-13: 1603762078
DOWNLOAD EBOOKNational Humor Month won't be the same with this huge, classic collection of side-splitting, groan-worthy, family-friendly jokes, puns, and riddles. Guaranteed LOLs at a time we can all use a laugh. Between these covers are a staggering 3650 entries - at a joke a day that's 10 full years of comedy! With chapters on everything from Modern Romance, the Working World and Aging to Pop Culture, Money, and much more, 3650 Jokes, Puns and Riddles contains the most ridiculous quip for every conceivable occasion. There are gibes, barbs, and insults, knock-knock jokes, and one-liners, doctor jokes and lawyer jokes, animal jokes and family jokes, and throughout a seemingly endless supply of bad puns. 3650 Jokes, Puns and Riddles will have you chuckling, chortling, giggling, grinning, and groaning in spite of yourself.
The Trains an Action Adventure
Author: Kwame Shauku
Publisher: Lulu.com
Published: 2008-08-04
Total Pages: 258
ISBN-13: 1435736613
DOWNLOAD EBOOKThis is actually the third novel in the Simon Spencer Action Adventure Series. We find Simon sitting in his office, humming, whistling and singing one of Johnny Mercer's tunes, I Took A Trip On A Train.Marteena, his Personal Assistant walks in, stands just inside his doorway,with her hands on her hips, feet apart, showcasing her sleek brown frame. He doesn't look up until she asks him why he sings that particular song, and what memories does it conjure up. He stops singing, looks up and says well come on in sit right down and I'll tell you all about my adventures on and off the Trains from here to the East Coast and back again as many times as I have gone. These little adventures along the railroad tracks of life have had some quirky twists in my journey through manhood.
Life Laughs
Author: Jenny McCarthy
Publisher: Penguin
Published: 2007-03-27
Total Pages: 241
ISBN-13: 1101213396
DOWNLOAD EBOOKJenny McCarthy, New York Times bestselling author of Baby Laughs and Belly Laughs, speaks candidly about the challenges and the humor to be found in balancing motherhood and the ups and downs of marriage. Jenny McCarthy’s honesty has made her a bestseller. In Life Laughs, Jenny opens up about all of the things no one told you before you got married and had kids. Of course there’s plenty of Jenny’s outrageous humor, but she also writes openly and for the first time about doing your best when marriage falters and about her own divorce, which made headlines when it was announced in the summer of 2005. Jenny doesn’t pretend to be an expert in her books; she is instead something more valuable—a good girlfriend. Catch Jenny’s take on growing older, finances, PMS, sex, dating . . . and again, mommyhood. Jenny McCarthy is a trusted, brand-name, bestselling author, and Life Laughs is poised to be her biggest book yet.
The Pet Potato
Author: Josh Lacey
Publisher: Roaring Brook Press
Published: 2022-06-21
Total Pages: 17
ISBN-13: 1250888034
DOWNLOAD EBOOKJory John meets Sophie's Squash in this delightful, offbeat, and hilarious picture book, The Pet Potato, about finding companionship in unlikely places. Potatoes can't do anything a pet should. They can't learn tricks, or go for walks, or snuggle up with Albert. But to Albert's surprise, his potato begins to grow on him, and soon he can't imagine having any other pet. When the potato begins to rot, Albert is devastated. He buries it in his garden, and with a lot of care and a bit of patience, he discovers that his potato can do a great trick after all . . . Josh Lacey and Momoko Abe have created a delightful, offbeat picture book about finding companionship in unlikely places.
Shut Up & Kiss Me
Author: Matilda Martel
Publisher: Matilda Martel
Published: 2024-02-14
Total Pages: 85
ISBN-13:
DOWNLOAD EBOOKByron Wolff and Tabitha Devine are the best of friends. They’re also secretly in love. Byron is desperate to be with his Tabby, but he’s afraid his crazy, needy side will scare her away and ruin the only healthy relationship he’s ever had. In the meantime, he continuously meddles in every date and relationship she has, fearing someone else will take her away before he works up the courage to tell her how he feels. Tabitha is lovesick over Byron, but after three years of waiting for him to take things to another level, she fears he’ll never see her as anything more than a friend--- and her patience is running thin. When her new boss sees right through Byron, he decides to light a fire under Byron’s behind--- scaring him to dive off the cliff and chase his true love. This is a friends to lovers steamy romantic comedy about two best friends who need to shut up and finally say I love you. As always there’s no cheating and a guaranteed, happily ever after.
