Yo Ho, Ha Ha! Pirate Jokes for Kids
Yo Ho, Ha Ha! Pirate Jokes for Kids

Author: Debbie Cressey

Publisher: Xist Publishing

Published: 2019-09-15

Total Pages: 17

ISBN-13: 1532413327

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What's a pirate's favorite book? One filled with pirate jokes, of course! This arrgh-tastic collection of pirate jokes from Debbie Cressey, will get kids talking and laughing like a true pirate. Sofia Sita's vibrant illustrations transform the jokes into an engaging narrative through the funniest parts of pirate life. Perfect for "Talk like a Pirate Day" or any pirate-loving child!

The ULTIMATE Pirate Joke Book
The ULTIMATE Pirate Joke Book

Author: Rachel Weight

Publisher:

Published: 2020-09-13

Total Pages: 66

ISBN-13:

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Yo, ho, yo, ho! Ye've found the ultimate treasure! The ONLY pirate joke book ye'll ever need - with hilarious pictures to color in! Impress yer friends and laugh til ye barf (but aim overboard because we've just swabbed the deck!) while a pirate, shark pirate, and mouse pirate (yes, we realized later we could have asked a pi-RATe, but this is one tough mouse pirate) answer the REAL questions you've always (or never) had about pirates . . .

Yo-Ho-Ha-Ha-Ha!
Yo-Ho-Ha-Ha-Ha!

Author: David Lewman

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2007-04-24

Total Pages: 54

ISBN-13: 1416936041

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This collection of pirate-themed funnies is sure to have landlubbers and sailors of all ages laughing out loud from ship to shore. Why was the Flying Dutchman looking for clues? He was on a treasure haunt. Why are pirate flags always grouchy? Because they have crossbones. Why do pirates like to play baseball? They love to steal the bases.

Best Pirate Jokes
Best Pirate Jokes

Author: Ian Rylett

Publisher: Arrow/Children's (a Division of Random House Group)

Published: 2000

Total Pages: 76

ISBN-13: 9780099413196

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Raise the anchor, batten down the hatches, hoist the sails and giggle along with Captain Horatio Pugwash and his crew for hilarity on the high seas with this top-hole collection of pirate puns, treasure-hunting teasers and general buccaneering buffoonery. Tottering turtles!

Pirates Go to School
Pirates Go to School

Author: Corinne Demas

Publisher: Scholastic Inc.

Published: 2011

Total Pages: 34

ISBN-13: 0545206294

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A rhyming tale of pirates who go to school accompanied by their parrots, learn arithmetic and letters, and want to hear sea stories at storytime.

The Funniest Joke Book Ever!
The Funniest Joke Book Ever!

Author: Editors of Portable Press

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2016-05-01

Total Pages: 90

ISBN-13: 1626866139

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Over 500 giggles, groans, and belly laughs! Kids can’t resist sharing jokes (even you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We’ve stuffed the pages of this little joke book with the funniest jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers, all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. You’ll find Q&A jokes, knock-knock jokes, riddles, and one-liners. And, of course, we’ve included entire chapters of those all-time kid-pleasers: elephant jokes, pirate jokes, and space jokes. Here’s a sampling: What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill. Why don’t zombies eat clowns? They taste funny. Why did the hen scold her chicks? They were using fowl language. What kind of books do skunks read? Best-smellers! How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side. . . . and many more!

Yiddish for Pirates
Yiddish for Pirates

Author: Gary Barwin

Publisher:

Published: 2016

Total Pages: 354

ISBN-13: 0345815513

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In the years around 1492, Moishe, a Bar Mitzvah boy, leaves home to join a ship's crew, where he meets Aaron, the polyglot parrot who becomes his near-constant companion. But Inquisition Spain is a dangerous time to be Jewish and Moishe joins a band of hidden Jews trying to preserve some forbidden books. He falls in love with a young woman, Sarah; though they are separated by circumstance, Moishe's wanderings are motivated as much by their connection as by his quest for loot and freedom. When all Jews are expelled from Spain, Moishe travels to the Caribbean with the ambitious Christopher Columbus, a self-made man who loves his creator. Moishe eventually becomes a pirate and seeks revenge on the Spanish while seeking the ultimate booty: the Fountain of Youth. Bestseller. Winner of the 2017 Stephen Leacock Memorial Medal for Humour. 2016.

The Treehouse Joke Book
The Treehouse Joke Book

Author: Andy Griffiths

Publisher: Feiwel & Friends

Published: 2020-08-04

Total Pages: 252

ISBN-13: 1250259495

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What's black and white and read all over the world? The New York Times–bestselling Treehouse series, of course! International author-illustrator superstar duo Andy Griffiths and Terry Denton are back, and this time they've cooked up a hilarious joke book to complement their beloved chapter book series. Chock-full of gags, quips, and puns—both all-new and some that were previously featured in The 104-Story Treehouse—The Treehouse Joke Book promises countless laughs both for existing fans and newcomers to the Treehouse universe.

A Pirate's Twelve Days of Christmas
A Pirate's Twelve Days of Christmas

Author: Philip Yates

Publisher: Sterling Publishing (NY)

Published: 2012

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781454904106

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On the first day of Christmas, a gift was sent to me, a parrot in a palm tree! Ahoy mateys, Christmas is coming and even pirates celebrate the holiday! This follow-up to the hugely popular A Pirate's Night Before Christmas offers a witty re-imagining of The Twelve Days of Christmas with a sly buccaneer twist. A brave cabin boy receives marvelously mysterious gifts for each of the 12 days he is left alone to guard the pirate ship: 12 cannons blastin', 9 mermaids singin', 6 Jolly Rogers, and so on, but who are they from? With impeccable rhythm and a lively sense of fun, Philip Yates and Sebastià Serra create a delightful world all their own.

Pirates of the Sea!
Pirates of the Sea!

Author: Brandon Dorman

Publisher: Greenwillow Books

Published: 2011-04-26

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9780062040688

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"No cryin' No dyin' No brushin' yer teeth! No stealin' No squealin' No eatin' Parrot Pete! No nappin' No scrappin' No wimpy moans or groans! No veggies No wedgies No disobeyin' Cap'n Bones!" It's the pirate code! Do you pledge? Do you agree? Then open this book to join the crew on the Dragonfish of Doom and become a pirate of the sea!