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Author: Bob Phillips
Publisher: Tyndale House Publishers, Inc.
Published: 1993
Total Pages: 372
ISBN-13: 9780842350358
DOWNLOAD EBOOKA stupendous collection of quotes, quips, epigrams, witticisms, and humorous comments. For personal enjoyment and ready reference.
Author: Bob Phillips
Publisher: Tyndale House Publishers
Published: 2024-05-07
Total Pages: 343
ISBN-13: 1496488458
DOWNLOAD EBOOKMore than 350,000 sold! From Bible quotes and Christian teachings to the words of renowned historical figures, Phillips' Book of Great Thoughts and Funny Sayings is a classic collection of over 3,800 entries offering wit, wisdom, and an emphasis on practical living, like: "Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly." --Robert F. Kennedy "Man needs difficulties; they are necessary for health." --Carl Jung "When arguing with a stupid person, be sure he isn't doing the same thing." This book is equal parts clever and words to live by. Give the gift of humor or use as a great coffee table book!
Author: Weston Locher
Publisher: Lulu.com
Published: 2009-12-18
Total Pages: 162
ISBN-13: 055722263X
DOWNLOAD EBOOKWelcome to Weston Locher's Musings on Minutiae where the author offers up hilarious observations and insights on topics of great importance such as: Living in an urban apartment complex ( if I become an admitted pet owner, then I have to pay not only a several hundred dollar deposit to the apartment complex, but I'm pretty sure that they also reserve the right to harvest some of my bodily organs ), living with felines ( as I'm walking anywhere in my apartment. They scamper in front of my legs, causing me to fall and face plant into whatever furniture is closest. They especially like to play this game when I'm carrying piping hot coffee.), his childhood Memories (Our family was nearly torn apart on several occasions by arguments started when the refrigerator door was open for what my father deemed as 'too long.'), and much more. Chock full of humorous essays and personal anecdotes, Musings on Minutiae will keep you laughing for as long as you have a pulse.
Author: John M. Shanahan
Publisher: Harper Collins
Published: 1999-05-11
Total Pages: 340
ISBN-13: 0060194111
DOWNLOAD EBOOKYou don't have to be a genius to sound like one. Here's a collection of the most profound and provocative wit and wisdom in the English language in two lines or less. Edited by entrepreneur John M. Shanahan, who created the wildly successful Hooked on Phonics program, this wonderful book presents the best that has been thought and said on every imaginable topic. Classified by such themes as "Truth, Lies, and Deception," "Men, Women, and Relationships," and "Passions, Virtues, and Vices," these quotes contain timeless messages for all humankind. Oscar Wilde: "A man who marries his mistress leaves a vacancy in that position." Charles de Gaulle: "The cemetery is filled with indispensable men." Abraham Lincoln: "Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power." Sophocles: "Men of ill judgment oft ignore the good that lies within their hands, till they have lost it." Perfect for anyone who has ever been left speechless, this book will make you as glib as Oscar Wilde, as profound as Winston Churchill, and as wise as Aesop. Inspirational, entertaining, and thought-provoking, this is one collection that no library or bookshelf should be without.
Author: Croft M. Pentz
Publisher: Tyndale House Publishers, Inc.
Published: 1990
Total Pages: 386
ISBN-13: 9780842304672
DOWNLOAD EBOOKYou could call them one-sentence sermons or one-sentence solutions. Use them to spice up your speeches, sermons, church bulletins--anywhere a quick word of wit or wisdom is needed.
Author: Robert J. Dole
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Published: 2001
Total Pages: 250
ISBN-13: 0743203925
DOWNLOAD EBOOKThe former senator and presidential candidate collects bipartisan presidential humor from famous, and not-so-famous, chief executives, from Washington to Clinton.
Author: M. Prefontaine
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Published: 2016-06-06
Total Pages: 140
ISBN-13: 9781533635686
DOWNLOAD EBOOKA fine quotation is a diamond in the hand of a man of wit and a pebble in the hand of a fool. Joseph Roux This is a collection of the funniest quotes culled by the author from the thousands that are out there to save the reader the trouble of perusing the multitude of mediocre to find the best. This is a book which you can just pick up anytime and carry on where you left off last time. It is for those who want to pep up a speech, a presentation or an email and for those who just want to sit at home and enjoy the best humorous quotations for their own amusement. In the author's view the best humorous quotations are often those which contain an essence of truth viewed from an unexpected and quirky angle unseen previously.
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Publisher: ReadHowYouWant.com
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Total Pages: 494
ISBN-13: 1442966130
DOWNLOAD EBOOKAuthor: Barbara Wentroble
Publisher: Gospel Light Publications
Published: 2006-05-08
Total Pages: 208
ISBN-13: 9780830739035
DOWNLOAD EBOOKBarbara Wentroble inspires women to pursue God's plan of freedom, wholeness and purpose for their lives, citing biblical examples from the lives of Esther, Ruth, Deborah, Mary and others. Wentroble illustrates how learning to live in God's presence and breaking old habits will bring release and healing that will propel women into their inherited place of greatness. Now is the time to rise to your destiny, woman of God!
Author: Bob Phillips
Publisher: Tyndale House Publishers, Inc.
Published: 2015-01-12
Total Pages: 292
ISBN-13: 141437089X
DOWNLOAD EBOOKPhillips' Treasury of Humorous Quotations is a catalog of more than 1,700 famous (and not so famous) sayings on life. This book is designed to be a ready reference for seminar and sermon preparation, and it's just plain entertaining. Inside you'll find entirely new material. Bob draws from a variety of resources throughout history that are sure to give writers, educators, ministers, and public speakers the perfect quote for their speech or paper.
