P Is for Poop
P Is for Poop

Author: Ben Luster

Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

Published: 2018-09-24

Total Pages: 32

ISBN-13: 9781987552553

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A LAUGH OUT LOUD ABC BOOK From poop filled diapers and dad in his underwear, to tripping over toys and lice filled hair, P Is For Poop is a hilarious rhyming ABC book that highlights true parenthood. Join our family of characters as they embark on a typical day filled with the frequent pitfalls, challenges, and silly situations known to every parent. A funny and honest assessment on raising children, with simple rhymes and full color pictures, P Is For Poop was written for the kid in us all. As a new father, author Ben Luster, wants every parent to know they're not alone as they navigate the trials and tribulations of rasiing a child. It's hard, overwhelming, and at times quite smelly; but at the end of the day it is worth it. A perfect gift for those expecting a new addition to their family, and who seek a book that will make them laugh along with their child.

Everyone Poops
Everyone Poops

Author: Taro Gomi

Publisher: Chronicle Books LLC

Published: 2020-09-01

Total Pages: 37

ISBN-13: 1797203541

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The beloved, bestselling potty-training classic, now re-released for a new generation! An elephant makes a big poop. A mouse makes a tiny poop. Everyone eats, so of course: everyone poops! Taro Gomi's classic, go-to picture book for straight-talk on all things "number 2" is back, as fresh and funny as ever. • Both a matter-of-fact, educational guide and a hilarious romp through poop territory • Filled with timeless OMG moments for both kids and adults • Colorful and content-rich picture book The concept of going to the bathroom is made concrete through this illustrated narrative that is both verbally and visually engaging. Everyone Poops is just right for potty-training and everyday reading with smart, curious readers. • Perfect for children ages 0 to 3 years old • Equal parts educational and entertaining, this makes a great book for parents and grandparents who are potty-training their toddler. • You'll love this book if you love books like P is for Potty! (Sesame Street) by Naomi Kleinberg, Potty by Leslie Patricelli, The Potty Train by David Hochman and Ruth Kennison.

P is for POOPs
P is for POOPs

Author: MR Smelt It Mrs Dealt It

Publisher:

Published: 2020-03-26

Total Pages: 30

ISBN-13:

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This is a book about POOP. Yes, POOP. It's also about ABCs, rhymes, and animals - but it's mostly about Poop, and making you and your loved ones laugh about POOP. Each letter stands for an animal and is accompanied by a rhyme, which are all short and stinky - much like POOP is stinky. We hope you think this book STINKS in all the right ways. What are the right ways? I'm glad you asked! We've got POOPS which smell, splat, and zip, Poops that make a thunder, Poops that upset your nose and even ones without any drama! This book is all about the unique ways animals poop. It's facinating, really!!! We've got animals from Australia, Africa, and even Madagascar! We've got animals from the east and animals from the west; animals from near and animals from far! We've got animals which fly high in the sky and those that swim deep in the sea! We've even got a unicorn! Some animals are from rivers; some live in trees! Just buy the book and you - you will see; just buy the book - just buy it, please! Worried, we've skipped a letter or your favorite animal? I don't think so! We've got A for Armadillo B for Bever C for Cat D for Dog E for Elephant F for Fly G for Green Bump Parrot Fish H for Hippo I for Ibex J for Jerboas K for Komodo Dragon L for Llama M for Mandrills N for narwhal O for Owl P for penguin Q for Quoll R for Rhino S for Sloth T for Turkey Vulture U for Unicorn, V for Vampire bats W for Wobat X for X-Ray Tetra Y for Yellowjacket Z for Zorillas If your kids love poop humor as much as ours, we're sure this book will be a favorite, so please consider adding it to your library. - Mr. Smelt It and Mrs. Dealt It

What's Your Poo Telling You?
What's Your Poo Telling You?

Author: Josh Richman

Publisher: Chronicle Books

Published: 2007-05-03

Total Pages: 102

ISBN-13: 9780811857826

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"With universal appeal (everyone poops, after all), this witty, illustrated description of over two dozen dookies (each with a medical explanation written by a doctor) details what one can learn about health and well-being by studying what's in the bowl. A floater? It's probably due to a buildup of gas. Now think back on last night's dinner, a burrito perhaps? . . .All the greatest hits are here: The Log Jam, The Glass Shard, The Deja Poo, The Hanging Chad ... the list goes on. Sidebars, trivia, over 60 euphemisms for number 2, and unusual case histories all make this the ultimate bathroom reader. Who knew you could learn so much from your poo?"--Publisher website (October 2007)

Poo in the Zoo
Poo in the Zoo

Author: Steve Smallman

Publisher: Tiger Tales

Published: 2021-07-06

Total Pages: 34

ISBN-13: 168010361X

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Bob McGrew, the head keeper at the zoo, loves his job -- except when he has to clean up the poo! One day, the iguana leaves behind something that catches the attention of the entire town -- and a poo museum owner -- and ends up making Bob's messy job a lot easier!

The Kids Book of Poop
The Kids Book of Poop

Author: Professor Poopy McDooDoo

Publisher:

Published: 2021-01-22

Total Pages: 40

ISBN-13: 9781735966533

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The Kids Book of Poop: A Funny Read Aloud Picture Book For Kids Of All Ages About Poop and Pooping When it comes to poop, Professor Poopy McDooDoo knows it all. Now young readers can too! Loads of stinky details about poop and pooping are in the pages of this book. With The Kids Book of Poop, kids everywhere can get a quick education on a very important and funny topic . . . POOP! This book is appropriate for all ages who don't mind a little bathroom humor. With engaging, sly illustrations, laugh-out-loud text, and even a special kid-friendly poop joke, get ready for loads of laughs and giggles with every page of this hilarious book. Kids will want to read this fun, silly book over and over again!This book is available in paperback and Kindle formats. Add it to your shopping cart now and your child will be having fun reading about one very funny topic . . . poop!

Poo Poo Bum Bum Wee Wee
Poo Poo Bum Bum Wee Wee

Author: Steven Cowell

Publisher: Penguin UK

Published: 2021-08-05

Total Pages: 36

ISBN-13: 0241473101

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Poo poo, bum bum, wee wee - I sing my toilet song. Poo poo, bum bum, wee wee - I sing it all day long! Encourage toddlers and young children to use the toilet confidently with this hilarious rhyming picture book! Featuring bright, friendly illustrations and a very catchy rhyme, this fun picture book has been written in consultation with parents to break down all the stages of using the toilet into easy steps, from how to wipe to handwashing. This book will help take the stress and worry out of toilet training, as children can sing the song and learn to use the toilet without fear or fuss!

Poop Power
Poop Power

Author: Ellen Lawrence

Publisher: Bearport Publishing

Published: 2017-08-01

Total Pages: 28

ISBN-13: 168402854X

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How is yak dung turned into fuel for cooking in Tibet? Can manure from dairy farms really be used to produce electricity? And could your car one day be powered by your own family’s poop? With plenty of poop being produced every day, many people around the world are using this unwanted material as fuel to create energy. This new Science Slam! title will engross readers—and gross them out! Filled with information perfectly suited to the abilities and interests of an early elementary audience, this colorful, fact-filled book gives readers a chance not only to learn, but also to develop their powers of observation and critical thinking. With fascinating photographs and surprising, high-interest facts about a material that we don’t usually read about, the book makes learning about excrement poop-sitively amazing!

The Poop Song
The Poop Song

Author: Eric Litwin

Publisher: Chronicle Books

Published: 2021-04-13

Total Pages: 41

ISBN-13: 1797206524

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A satisfyingly silly picture book sing-along about pooping—a topic kids find hilarious and parents find necessary! Discover how cats, pelicans, space aliens, and even dinosaurs poop in this rollicking, rhyming verse that's sure to elicit giggles. With plenty of hilarious pictures and a catchy chorus that encourages young children to use the toilet, this laugh-out-loud story is the go-to potty training book that every family needs. • A playful approach to potty training • Full of humor that is silly, not disgusting • From the bestselling author of Pete the Cat: I Love my White Shoes Everybody's pooping all day long. That's why we sing the pooping song! A former elementary school teacher, Eric Litwin's books interweave traditional reading methods with music and movement to make learning fun and effective. • Children's books for kids ages 2–4 • Perfect for families potty training • Great for fans of silly picture books

Don't Say Poop!
Don't Say Poop!

Author: Jimmy Matejek-Morris

Publisher: HMH Books For Young Readers

Published: 2021-04-20

Total Pages: 33

ISBN-13: 0358423333

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Everyone Poops meets The Book with No Pictures in this irresistibly naughty read-aloud. When you get the urge to say you-know-what, don't. DON'T SAY POOP! Why say a vile word like poop when you could say humdrum bum crumbs, float-or-sinker, major stinker, sometimes mushy from your tushy, or smelly belly funky jelly. See how much nicer that is? This silly book of tongue twisters will have kids doubled over as they learn some alternatives to their favorite potty words. Perfect for reading aloud, and for reading again and again!