On a Scale from Idiot to Complete Jerk

On a Scale from Idiot to Complete Jerk

Author: Alison Hughes

Publisher: Orca Book Publishers

Published: 2014-04-01

Total Pages: 94

ISBN-13: 1459804864

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When grade-eight science-project time rolls around, J.J. Murphy skips the beakers and the papiermâché and dives into research about jerks. And idiots. But mostly jerks. By his own estimation, his science project, On a Scale from Idiot to Complete Jerk, is groundbreaking, exhaustive, highly scientific and seriously worthy of bonus marks. Beginning with the dawn of humankind and concluding conclusively with a very cool pie chart, the project dissects the elements of jerkosity through extensive case studies and scientific illustrations. It explores the who, what, when, why and how of jerks and, more important, peppers the lively research with sciencey-looking graphs and charts that reveal a lot about J.J., his family and friends, and the jerks of this world.


Kasey & Ivy

Kasey & Ivy

Author: Alison Hughes

Publisher: Orca Book Publishers

Published: 2018-03-20

Total Pages: 105

ISBN-13: 1459815769

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Through twenty-six letters to her friend Nina, twelve-year-old Kasey chronicles the often humorous observations and impressions of her unexpected, month-long stay in a geriatric ward for the treatment of a rare but treatable bone disease ("osteo-something-something-itis"). Kasey tries to make her life less dull by wearing her own nightgowns, surrounding herself with her favorite stuffies and developing an unusual exercise routine. Hospital food, insomnia and the germy communal bath are enduring sources of dread, but some new (and unexpected) friends make her life bearable.


Lost in the Backyard

Lost in the Backyard

Author: Alison Hughes

Publisher: Orca Book Publishers

Published: 2015-04-01

Total Pages: 142

ISBN-13: 1459807944

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Flynn hates the outdoors. Always has. He barely pays attention in his Outdoor Ed class. He has no interest in doing a book report on Lost in the Barrens. He doesn’t understand why anybody would want to go hiking or camping. But when he gets lost in the wilderness behind his parents’ friends’ house, it’s surprising what he remembers—insulate your clothes with leaves, eat snow to stay hydrated, build a shelter, eat lichen—and how hopelessly inept he is at survival techniques.


A Theory of Jerks and Other Philosophical Misadventures

A Theory of Jerks and Other Philosophical Misadventures

Author: Eric Schwitzgebel

Publisher: MIT Press

Published: 2019-11-05

Total Pages: 381

ISBN-13: 0262355361

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A collection of quirky, entertaining, and reader-friendly short pieces on philosophical topics that range from a theory of jerks to the ethics of ethicists. Have you ever wondered about why some people are jerks? Asked whether your driverless car should kill you so that others may live? Found a robot adorable? Considered the ethics of professional ethicists? Reflected on the philosophy of hair? In this engaging, entertaining, and enlightening book, Eric Schwitzgebel turns a philosopher's eye on these and other burning questions. In a series of quirky and accessible short pieces that cover a mind-boggling variety of philosophical topics, Schwitzgebel offers incisive takes on matters both small (the consciousness of garden snails) and large (time, space, and causation). A common theme might be the ragged edge of the human intellect, where moral or philosophical reflection begins to turn against itself, lost among doubts and improbable conclusions. The history of philosophy is humbling when we see how badly wrong previous thinkers have been, despite their intellectual skills and confidence. (See, for example, “Kant on Killing Bastards, Masturbation, Organ Donation, Homosexuality, Tyrants, Wives, and Servants.”) Some of the texts resist thematic categorization—thoughts on the philosophical implications of dreidels, the diminishing offensiveness of the most profane profanity, and fatherly optimism—but are no less interesting. Schwitzgebel has selected these pieces from the more than one thousand that have appeared since 2006 in various publications and on his popular blog, The Splintered Mind, revising and updating them for this book. Philosophy has never been this much fun.


How to Deal With Idiots

How to Deal With Idiots

Author: Maxime Rovere

Publisher: Profile Books

Published: 2021-08-12

Total Pages: 123

ISBN-13: 1782838082

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Idiocy is all around us, whether it's the uncle spouting conspiracy theories, the colleagues who repeat your point but louder, or the commuters who still don't know how to use an escalator. But what is the answer to this perpetual scourge? Here, philosopher Maxime Rovere turns his attention to the murkiest of intellectual corners. With warmth, wit and wisdom, he illuminates a new understanding of idiots, one which examines our relations to others and our own ego, offers tools and strategies to dismantle the most desperate of idiotic situations, and even reveals how to stop being the idiots ourselves (because we're always someone else's idiot). Expertly translated by David Bellos, this is an erudite, enjoyable and much-needed solution to a most familiar vexation.


The Complete Idiot's Guide to Improving Your I.Q.

The Complete Idiot's Guide to Improving Your I.Q.

Author: Richard Pellegrino

Publisher: Penguin

Published: 1998-12-01

Total Pages: 314

ISBN-13: 1101198672

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You're no idiot, of course. You've read a few books and can hold your own in a room full of university professors. But when it comes to problem-solving and understanding complex theories and facts, you feel like your brain is going to explode. Don't reach for the aspirin just yet! The Complete Idiot's Guide to Improving Your IQ unlocks the secrets of you brain and teaches you how to whip those sparking synapses into shape.


Beatrice More Moves In

Beatrice More Moves In

Author: Alison Hughes

Publisher: Orca Book Publishers

Published: 2015-11-03

Total Pages: 79

ISBN-13: 1459807626

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Beatrice struggles to manage her hopelessly disorganized family in an effort to make a professional start in her new neighborhood.


The Complete Idiot's Guide to Difficult Conversations

The Complete Idiot's Guide to Difficult Conversations

Author: Gretchen Hirsch

Publisher: Penguin

Published: 2007-09-04

Total Pages: 392

ISBN-13: 144062612X

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How to tackle sensitive subjects Covering both professional and personal situations, this guide examines ways to approach and handle conversations that are often put off or avoided altogether. The most comprehensive book of its kind, it provides all the information you need to approach difficult conversations with confidence, avoid blaming, overcome defensiveness, and make better decisions. • The only book on the market covering difficult conversations in both the workplace and one’s personal life • Can be read cover to cover or used as a quick reference guide • Reviewed and approved by the Program Chair of Organizational Communication at Franklin University and former professor of Applied Linguistics at Harvard University


The Book of Pook

The Book of Pook

Author: Pook

Publisher:

Published: 2018-03-19

Total Pages: 695

ISBN-13: 9781980603153

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The complete collection of writings by the legend himself!A few years ago there was a man who posted on a PUA forum called So Suave and had his own blog called Pook's Mill. His basic message was that the PUA techniques were too simple, and focused on external manipulations, and focusing on others rather than focusing on yourself and your own masculinity.Sadly Pook disappeared from the scene, but his teachings live on in this ebook.