Nutty Names Knock-knocks
Nutty Names Knock-knocks

Author: Alison Grambs

Publisher: Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.

Published: 2006

Total Pages: 56

ISBN-13: 9781402730252

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All these funny, punny knock-knocks have a twist: they play games with names to create big belly laughs for kids. Some are just out of this world: Knock-knock. Who’s there? Martins. Martins who? Martins from outer space. Others stretch out the fun in a series of jokes: Knock-knock. Who’s there? Boyce. Boyce who? Boyce will be Boyce. Knock-knock. Who’s there? Gail. Gail who? And Gails will be Gails. What irresistible amusement for young comedians!

Nutty Knock Knocks!
Nutty Knock Knocks!

Author: Joseph Rosenbloom

Publisher: Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.

Published: 1986

Total Pages: 132

ISBN-13: 9780806963044

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Over 500 knock-knocks, 80 cartoons. Index. "Gr.4-7. Sure to be appreciated by its intended readers."--SLJ. "Helpful resource book for teaching plays on words."--Library Materials Guide, CSI. 128 pages, b/w illus. throughout, 5 3/8 x 8 1/4.

Nutty Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids
Nutty Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids

Author: Bob Phillips

Publisher: Harvest House Publishers

Published: 2009-03-01

Total Pages: 114

ISBN-13: 0736932720

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Bestselling author Bob Phillips (combined sales of more than 9 million copies!) has done it again. This wild collection of knock-knock jokes is sure to keep the kids giggling and Gramps chuckling—the whole household will be in stitches! Keep this book in the car for some rib-tickling fun on long road trips. Keep it in the playroom for a quick smile. Keep it on a nearby ereader or app for a surefire icebreaker at the party. Filled to the brim with funny and just plain silly riddles, this is a book every kid will want and every parent will enjoy. Laughter is only a knock-knock joke away!

The Man Translator:
The Man Translator:

Author: Alison Grambs

Publisher: Kensington Publishing Corp.

Published: 2012-03-01

Total Pages: 178

ISBN-13: 0806535725

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Welcome to Manland! Though one of the most highly traveled destinations in the world, Manland is fraught with danger for even the smartest relationship-seeking women. The Man Translator increases your chances of survival 100 percent by translating the often tricky lexicon of manspeak into rational English: Manspeak

Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids (Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids)
Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids (Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids)

Author: Rob Elliott

Publisher: Baker Books

Published: 2013-06-15

Total Pages: 126

ISBN-13: 144124302X

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Kids can't get enough of laughter--so they can't get enough of Rob Elliot's hilarious joke books! Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids is an all-new collection of knock-knock jokes that will have kids and kids-at-heart rolling in the aisles. Jokes like Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben away for a while but I'm back now With more than 2 million copies sold of his first book, Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids, it's clear that kids (and their adults) are looking for clean, lighthearted humor--and Rob Elliott delivers.

The Silly Book of Weird and Wacky Words
The Silly Book of Weird and Wacky Words

Author: Andy Seed

Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing

Published: 2015-12-03

Total Pages: 162

ISBN-13: 1408866846

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Do you know what 'park your jam on the frog' means? Fancy some ognib? What rhymes with 'circus'? ...plus many more amazing things you never knew about words. Have hours of fun wixing up your murds with this hilarious book, packed full of rhymes, puns, games, jokes, gibberish and more.

Kids' Kookiest Riddles
Kids' Kookiest Riddles

Author: Steve Charney

Publisher: Union Square & Co.

Published: 2009-09-05

Total Pages: 98

ISBN-13: 140277625X

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What do you get if you cross a pig and a centipede? Bacon and legs. Who did Dracula marry? The girl necks door. With hundreds of hysterical riddles to choose from, theres non-stop amusement. Kids will keep dipping into this kooky, crazy collection, just for laughs. The subjects range from "Bugs, Beasts, and Birds" to "You Could Have Food Me." There are even "Goofball Poems" like this: Its a dogs delight to bark all night, And a nightingales to sing. And if you sit on a red-hot stove, Its the sign of an early spring. Every one is fun.

The Second Coming
The Second Coming

Author: Walker Percy

Publisher: Open Road Media

Published: 2011-03-29

Total Pages: 330

ISBN-13: 1453216286

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A successful man’s midlife crisis may just provide a twisted path to happiness in this New York Times–bestselling novel by the author of The Last Gentleman. Now in his late forties, Will Barrett lives a life other men only dream of. Wealthy from a successful career on Wall Street and from the inheritance of his deceased wife’s estate, Will is universally admired at the club where he spends his days golfing in the North Carolina sun. But everything begins to unravel when, without warning, Will’s golf shots begin landing in the rough, and he is struck with bouts of losing his balance and falling over. Just when Will appears doomed to share the fate of his father—whose suicide has haunted him his whole life—a mental hospital escapee named Allison might prove to be the only one who can save him. Original and profound, The Second Coming is a moving love story of two damaged souls who find peace with each other.