Northanger Abbey and Angels and Dragons

Northanger Abbey and Angels and Dragons

Author: Jane Austen

Publisher: Curiosities

Published: 2010-12-05

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781607620587

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Gothic horrors collide with high satire in this elegant, hilarious, witty, insane, and unexpectedly romantic supernatural parody of Jane Austen's classic novel.


Emma and the Vampires

Emma and the Vampires

Author: Wayne Josephson

Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc.

Published: 2010-08-01

Total Pages: 304

ISBN-13: 1402256205

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What better place than pale England to hide a secret society of gentlemen vampires? In this hilarious retelling of Jane Austen's Emma, screenwriter Wayne Josephson casts Mr. Knightley as one of the most handsome and noble of the gentlemen village vampires. Blithely unaware of their presence, Emma, who imagines she has a special gift for matchmaking, attempts to arrange the affairs of her social circle with delightfully disastrous results. But when her dear friend Harriet Smith declares her love for Mr. Knightley, Emma realizes she's the one who wants to stay up all night with him. Fortunately, Mr. Knightley has been hiding a secret deep within his unbeating heart—his (literal) undying love for her... A brilliant mash-up of Jane Austen and the undead.


Vampires are from Venus, Werewolves are from Mars

Vampires are from Venus, Werewolves are from Mars

Author: Vera Nazarian

Publisher: Norilana Books

Published: 2012-11-22

Total Pages: 53

ISBN-13: 1607621576

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The critically acclaimed author of MANSFIELD PARK AND MUMMIES tackles a hilarious new parody topic -- supernatural relationship advice! Admit it, you've secretly dreamed of dating a sexy brooding vampire or an alpha werewolf... But what about dating zombies, mummies, angels, fairies, demons, ghosts, occasional spotted aliens with tentacles, or other random metaphysical impossibilities? Furthermore, what if those paranormal beings in turn dreamed of dating each other -- each one in search of their own supernatural soul mates? The answer lies, as usual, in the planets, and the entire solar system of planetary harmonic alignment. Take the supernatural compatibility test and discover your own soul planet. Discover what planet rules which supernatural species, and which paranormal personality combinations offer the most compatibility to each other -- and to you.. And then, be matched with the supernatural soul mate of your wildest dreams! It’s all in here! Plus, as a special bonus, discover the Supernatural Matchmaker's greatest advice -- the Love Secret. VAMPIRES ARE FROM VENUS, WEREWOLVES ARE FROM MARS: A Comprehensive Guide to Attracting Supernatural Love Keywords: urban paranormal fantasy tropes space rivals competition family relationships advice coming of age romance slow burn young love social virtues values teen self esteem respect reliance confidence fairy faerie fae fey zombie vampire werewolf mummy ancient ghoul ghost spirit astrology numerology horoscope horoscopes divination compatibility love connection planets Venus Mars Mercury Earth Saturn Neptune Jupiter Neptune Pluto Oort Cloud Kuiper Belt angel demon fallen redemption secret true love affection desire dating courtship romantic passion first crush


Pride and Platypus

Pride and Platypus

Author: Jane Austen

Publisher: Curiosities

Published: 2012-06

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781607620785

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A hilarious and witty mash-up, an impossible romance, and a truly different, Kafkaesque parody of Jane Austen's beloved classic.


Lords of Rainbow

Lords of Rainbow

Author: Vera Nazarian

Publisher: Vera Nazarian

Published:

Total Pages: 583

ISBN-13: 1607621592

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Ages ago, in a mysterious event known as the Fall of Rainbow, the world lost all color. And now, a weak silver sun shines over a monochrome realm of infinite shades of gray.... In Tronaelend-Lis, glorious and decadent City of Dreams, of guilds and gods, courtesans and assassins, the Regent and Regentrix, sister and brother, rule a court of elegant debauchery, perverse desires, and secrets. And into this wanton place comes Ranhéas Ylir, an eccentric and androgynous warrior woman, sworn to serve the mysterious Lord Elasand Vaeste, a man of impossible beauty, tormented by occult dreams and an unrequited love for a goddess. Soon, loyal Ranhé is willing to fight for this one man unto death... Meanwhile, another is willing to die for her. But time is short for them all—out of the world's twilight rises a being of utter darkness, the one absolute source of black, whose armies approach, in an epic invasion, to claim forest and wilderness. The only thing that stands between the darkness and the City of Dreams is an antique secret—a flicker of ancient memory of those who had once filled the world with an impossible thing called color... Lords of Rainbow. "To read Vera Nazarian's Lords of Rainbow is to be immersed in a dream, wandering through a wondrous, shifting landscape where the sun shines silver and the world is rendered in an infinite palette of subtle grays, filled with glimpses of sublime loveliness and glorious color." — Jacqueline Carey, author of Kushiel's Dart "Lords of Rainbow in particular, a stunning idea, fabulously employed—a book to submerge in!" — Tanith Lee


Aeson: Blue

Aeson: Blue

Author: Vera Nazarian

Publisher: Norilana Books

Published: 2021-03-20

Total Pages: 141

ISBN-13: 1607621703

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Aeson's secrets revealed at last! Before Gwen won Aeson's heart… Before they joined forces to protect two planets and humanity itself… Aeson faced death on his own. And lost. Young Imperial Crown Prince Aeson Kassiopei. Intelligent, well-educated, perfectly isolated in his lofty rank, responsibilities, and privilege of the divine Imperial Dynasty. He's the most powerful boy on Atlantis and he's going into the real world for the very first time. . . . Now just another student in Fleet Cadet School, Aeson must learn everything other people take for granted—including the basics of how to look after himself, how to interact with others his age, how to laugh, and how to make friends. As if that wasn't enough to boggle the mind of a confident but shy boy who's never had a real conversation with anyone but his mother, Aeson has one more lesson ahead . . . what it's like to fall in love. Get inside Aeson's mind and learn his story from the inside out as he forms the bonds that will change him forever—with Elikara, Xelio, Oalla, Keruvat, Erita, and other favorite Atlantean characters, long before they took to the stars as astra daimon! AESON: BLUE is the first in The Atlantis Grail Novella Series.​


Cobweb Empire

Cobweb Empire

Author: Vera Nazarian

Publisher: Norilana Books

Published: 2013-09-25

Total Pages: 384

ISBN-13: 160762155X

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In a world where no one can die, she alone can kill... COBWEB EMPIRE (Cobweb Bride Trilogy, Book Two) is the second book of the intricate epic fantasy flavored by Renaissance history and the romantic myth of Persephone, about death's ultimatum to the world. Now that she's Death's Champion, what will Percy do? In a world where all death and dying has ceased, and only one person can kill, everyone can only expect a miracle. But what if it's just the tip of the iceberg? Percy Ayren must make her way south, despite all odds, to the place where the death shadow of the Cobweb Bride calls her. With the help of her companions and the invincible black knight, Lord Beltain Chidair whose enigmatic presence disturbs her in a way she cannot explain, Percy must continue her quest, while the mortal world falls apart around them.... Meanwhile, the Marquis Vlau Fiomarre faces the truth of his impossible feelings for Claere Liguon, the Emperor's daughter. He had cruelly taken her life, and now he must serve her until his last dying breath -- it is no longer a matter of honor but secret passion. And now, the world itself is changing.... A new dark witch rises, and she will make your heart freeze with her beauty and power.... Empires clash, kings and emperors and gods vie for supremacy, the living and the dead are at war, while love stories play out in amazing directions, and new mind-blowing mysteries are born. Experience the stunning continuation of the epic story in Cobweb Empire.


A Visitor's Guide to Mystic Falls

A Visitor's Guide to Mystic Falls

Author: Red Vee

Publisher: ReadHowYouWant.com

Published: 2010-10-29

Total Pages: 218

ISBN-13: 1458721167

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Vampires are hot right now, especially among teens, and ''the Vampire Diaries'' in a few short episodes became the CW's most-watched show. The Vampire Diaries'' brings together today's best YA writers of the supernatural to talk about the show's first season; the characters, the storyline, the magic, the town. From a history of the Salem's witches from whom Bonnie is descended to family therapy for brothers Stefan and Damon, the anthology is guaranteed to keep the show's viewers entertained and make them see Mystic Falls, and the rest of The Vampire Diaries, in a whole new way. And Vee and Red, the webmasters of Vampire-Diaries.net, a popular fansite for both the books and show, also serve as editors of A Visitor's Guide to Mystic Falls.


The Atlantis Grail Companion

The Atlantis Grail Companion

Author: Vera Nazarian

Publisher: Vera Nazarian

Published: 2021-12-20

Total Pages: 290

ISBN-13: 1607621770

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Wixameret, TAG Fan! You hold in your hands the ultimate reference to the universe of The Atlantis Grail. . . . Things, places, rules, customs, stats, definitions, explanations, a complete (to-date) Atlanteo language glossary, maps, drawings, schematics, secret nuggets of new information not found anywhere else—it’s all here (or mostly, because this universe is huge)! The only thing missing is dramatis personae—a comprehensive list of characters—a huge topic which will be covered in a different volume of The Atlantis Grail Superfan Extras Series. And now, prepare to take a deep dive into the universe you love!


Aeson: Black

Aeson: Black

Author: Vera Nazarian

Publisher: Norilana Books

Published: 2022-04-19

Total Pages: 159

ISBN-13: 1607621835

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Prince, soldier, hero of Atlantis. Haunted by death and the blue eyes of a stranger. Faced with an impossible choice. Love or Duty. Aeson Kassiopei, Imperial Crown Prince, survived his fiery death at Ae-Leiterra, saved the Fleet, and became the man we know today. Filled with alien knowledge he cannot understand and prescient memories of the blue-eyed girl who would change his life and save everything, he must make the most important decision of his life. Aeson has lived and died doing what’s best for Atlantis, but now he burns for Gwen Lark. Learn his feelings from the inside out—from their first meeting to the moment he must decide Gwen’s fate. Get inside Aeson’s mind and find out what lies on the other side of Gwen and Aeson’s story, the truth about Aeson that you’ve been waiting for! Note: Due to its subject matter, this work is intended for older audiences. AESON: BLACK is the second in The Atlantis Grail Novella Series.