Ninja Baby
Ninja Baby

Author: David Zeltser

Publisher: Chronicle Books

Published: 2015-11-03

Total Pages: 33

ISBN-13: 1452141649

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From the day she was born, Nina was a ninja baby. She obliterated her applesauce. She concealed herself at bath time. And she was training herself in advanced infiltration (of movie night). Nina wants to do everything by herself, until the day her parents bring home a Kung Fu Master (a baby brother). Now with a sibling, Nina will face the one thing she cannot do alone: be part of a family. With verve and humor, David Zeltser and Diane Goode tell the story of an unusually gifted child, and the family that is more than a match for her. Plus, this is the fixed format version, which will look almost identical to the print version. Additionally for devices that support audio, this ebook includes a read-along setting.

Ninja Red Riding Hood
Ninja Red Riding Hood

Author: Corey Rosen Schwartz

Publisher: Penguin

Published: 2014-07-10

Total Pages: 40

ISBN-13: 0698158350

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Can a ninja-fied Little Red Riding Hood end with everyone happy? Find out in this fractured fairy tale that's sure to be a storytime hit. Illustrated by Caldecott Medal winner Dan Santat. Wolf just can’t catch a break! Ever since the three little pigs started teaching everyone Ninja skills, huffing and puffing just hasn’t been enough to scare up a good meal. His craving for meat sends Wolf to classes at the dojo, and soon he’s ready to try out his new moves. A little girl and her tiny granny should be easy targets—right? Not if Little Red has anything to say about it! Kiya! Kids will be sure to fight over this companion to the hits The Three Ninja Pigs and Hensel and Gretel: Ninja Chicks!

How to Make Your Baby an Internet Celebrity
How to Make Your Baby an Internet Celebrity

Author: Rick Chillot

Publisher: Quirk Books

Published: 2014-09-30

Total Pages: 130

ISBN-13: 1594747539

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In the twenty-first-century economy, there’s only one way to guarantee your child a bright and happy future: make that baby an Internet celebrity. But how? In How to Make Your Baby an Internet Celebrity, you’ll learn to assess your baby’s best attributes (is she smarter than a chimp?), assign a compelling screen persona (clumsiness = on-screen gold), and plan the ultimate viral Internet video. Make your baby an Internet celebrity . . . because the world needs cuteness now more than ever!

Fly Guy's Ninja Christmas (Fly Guy #16)
Fly Guy's Ninja Christmas (Fly Guy #16)

Author: Tedd Arnold

Publisher: Scholastic Inc.

Published: 2016-09-27

Total Pages: 38

ISBN-13: 0545662788

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Can Ninja Fly Guy save Christmas? In the new book in Tedd Arnold's New York Times bestselling Fly Guy series, it's Christmazzz Eve and Fly Guy doesn't have a present to give his best friend, Buzz. But when he goes out to look for one, Fly Guy meets a stranger in the house whom he has to fight off with his ninja action. Will Fly Guy defeat the stranger? Will he find a present for Buzz?Even reluctant readers will enjoy this fun, zany holiday story about Fly Guy meeting Santa Claus, knocking over the Christmas tree, and showing off his ninja moves!

Ninja!
Ninja!

Author: Arree Chung

Publisher: Henry Holt and Company (BYR)

Published: 2014-06-03

Total Pages: 40

ISBN-13: 1466870168

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A little boy flexes his ninja chops in this hilariously sweet adventure, written and illustrated by debut author Arree Chung. A ninja must be strong, courageous, and silent! He creeps through the house on a secret mission. There may be obstacles! But have no fear—a true ninja can overcome all challenges.

Ask a Ninja Presents The Ninja Handbook
Ask a Ninja Presents The Ninja Handbook

Author: Douglas Sarine

Publisher: Crown Archetype

Published: 2008-09-09

Total Pages: 338

ISBN-13: 0307449645

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DEADLY NINJA WISDOM FOR THE NON-NINJA Carefully consider the joy of your soft-headed ignorance before you begin to run, flip, and jump along the Ninja Path. After much debate and in a spirit of morbid amusement, the International Order of Ninjas has chosen to produce The Ninja Handbook, the first-ever secret ninja training guide specifically designed for the non-ninja. Most non-ninjas who handle these delicate, deadly pages will die–probably in an elaborately horrific and painful manner. But whether your journey lasts five seconds or five days or (rather inconceivably) five years, all those who bravely take up this text and follow the tenets and trials laid out within will die knowing they were as ninja as they possibly could’ve been. For the true of heart or the extremely lucky, this powerful and honorable manuscript contains such phenomenal ninja wisdom as: •How to create and name your very own lethal ninja clan •The proper weapon to use when fighting a vampire pumpkin •Why clowns and robots are so dangerous on the Internet •Easy-to-follow charts showing when to slice and when to stab •How to execute such ultradeadly kicks as the Driving Miss Daisy •Why pretty much every ninja movie ever made sucks •How to make a shoggoth explode using well-placed foliage •What the heck a shoggoth is and why you’ll need to make it explode •Death Aide certification •And much more ninjafied enlightenment on every shuriken-sharp page! Remember: People do not take the Path, the Path takes people.

Baby Bumps
Baby Bumps

Author: Nicole Polizzi

Publisher: Running Press Book Publishers

Published: 2013-12-31

Total Pages: 234

ISBN-13: 0762451629

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"Snooki," the formerly reckless party girl of MTV's The Jersey Shore, describes her bumpy and humorous transition to motherhood after an unplanned pregnancy put the brakes on her former lifestyle. 75,000 first printing.

Real Ultimate Power: The Official Ninja Book
Real Ultimate Power: The Official Ninja Book

Author: Robert Hamburger

Publisher: Citadel Press

Published: 2015-03-20

Total Pages: 226

ISBN-13: 0806537914

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Dear Stupid Idiots, A lot of you have been saying that I don't know anything about REAL ninjas. But that's a bunch of bull crap! You dummies don't know anything. And maybe YOU should get a life. I bet a lot of you have never even seen a girl naked! You idiots believe that ninjas had some "code of honor." Yeah right! If by "code of honor," you mean "code to flip out and go nuts for absolutely no reason at all even if it means that people might think you are totally insane or sweet," then you are right. But if you mean a "code to be nice and speak nicely while sharing and not cutting off heads," then you're the biggest idiot ever!!!!!! So if you have any brains, you will shut up and get a life. So go shut up, you stupid idiot. No thank you, Robert Hamburger

Second Chance Baby Daddy
Second Chance Baby Daddy

Author: Lexi Banks

Publisher: Ownit Publishing LLC

Published:

Total Pages: 460

ISBN-13:

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Brett and Evelyn where childhood sweethearts who’s lives drift apart. With one daughter in the middle, they agree to divorce. Though Brett isn’t sure that is what he wants. Evelyn merely wants to protect her heart. It has always belonged to Brett, but with him gone more and more her heart hurts. Can one last mistake be the thing that brings them back together?

Ninja Bunny
Ninja Bunny

Author: Jennifer Gray Olson

Publisher: Knopf Books for Young Readers

Published: 2015-06-09

Total Pages: 33

ISBN-13: 0385754930

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A fresh, funny, and hip picture book about a little bunny who wants to be . . . a ninja! How to be a SUPER AWESOME NINJA: · Rule #1. You must always work alone. · Rule #2. You must be super sneaky, especially in the most dangerous of situations. · Rule #3. A super awesome ninja must: possess incredible strength, achieve invisibility, master the skill of climbing, gain the ability to fly. . . . Our little bunny is ready to embark on his path to becoming a ninja. But is he cut out for the ninja life? Especially if it means leaving his friends behind?