Never Trust a Fart

Never Trust a Fart

Author: Jason Herbert

Publisher:

Published: 2019-08-19

Total Pages: 86

ISBN-13: 9781687224095

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Like a hard hitting investigative reporter, I asked the tough questions and got down to the truth! Grown men throughout the world regularly poop their pants. Here are their stories.


No One Likes a Fart

No One Likes a Fart

Author: Zoë Foster Blake

Publisher: Penguin

Published: 2020-01-14

Total Pages: 21

ISBN-13: 1524791903

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Fart is desperate to make friends and have fun. But no one likes a fart -- not even a fart with a heart. With plenty of laughs and even more heart, this delightful picture book shows that even the smelliest among us can find a friend in this world. It's hard out there for a fart. Too smelly. Too embarassing. Too gross. Striking the perfect balance of gross-out humor, wit, and heart, this beautifully illustrated picture book delivers a message of accepting yourself and finding a friend who loves you just the way you are.


The Big Book of Farts

The Big Book of Farts

Author: James Carlisle

Publisher:

Published: 2016-11-21

Total Pages: 102

ISBN-13: 9781684182015

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This wonderfully quirky, laugh out loud book is the PERFECT GIFT for FART lovers of all ages.


This Old Man

This Old Man

Author: Roger Angell

Publisher: Anchor

Published: 2016-10-18

Total Pages: 321

ISBN-13: 1101971398

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Roger Angell, the acclaimed New Yorker writer and editor, steps up with a selection of writings that celebrate a view from the tenth decade of an engaged, vibrant life. Whether it’s a Fourth of July in rural Maine, the opening game of the 2015 World Series, editorial exchanges with John Updike, a letter to a son, or his award-winning essay on aging, “This Old Man,” what links the pieces is Angell’s unique perceptions and humor, his utter absence of self-pity, and his appreciation of friends and colleagues encountered over a fruitful career unlike any other.


Your Mind Makes Thoughts Like Your Butt Makes Farts

Your Mind Makes Thoughts Like Your Butt Makes Farts

Author: Todd Strauss-Schulson

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2023-02-28

Total Pages: 36

ISBN-13: 1614297827

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"Sometimes we have nightmares, or we're filled with anxiety and fear. And when you're a kid, you don't always understand why or what to do about it. Your Mind Makes Thoughts Like Your Butt Makes Farts is funny and gross, but more importantly, it gives kids the big tools they need to cultivate a relationship with their mind, to become its friend and understand that they don't have to listen to everything it says-to realize that thoughts (like gass) will pass"--


Almost Everybody Farts

Almost Everybody Farts

Author: Marty Kelley

Publisher: Union Square & Co.

Published: 2020-02-28

Total Pages: 31

ISBN-13: 1454941480

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Grandmas fart. Teachers fart. Terrifying creatures fart. But . . . is there someone who DOESN’T fart? With sly humor, this fun picture book looks at a subject that’s sure to make children laugh: farting. With silent farts, farts like horns, and rainbow farts from unicorns, Almost Everybody Farts comically captures the gassy scene. And only one person insists she’s fart-free: MOM! But is she? Kids will insist on reading this rhyming story again and again. “A playful, punchy paean to the pervasive poot.” —Kirkus Reviews (Starred review)


Can Holding in a Fart Kill You?

Can Holding in a Fart Kill You?

Author: Andrew Thompson

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2015-06-23

Total Pages: 99

ISBN-13: 1612435076

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The bestselling author of Hair of the Dog to Paint the Town Red share more than 150 baffling, bizarre, and enlightening facts in the fun trivia collection. This curious, captivating collection of trivia will surprise and intrigue readers with amazing answers to questions like: • Is Jurassic Park possible? • What causes “the shakes” after drinking a lot of alcohol? • Why do dogs walk in circles before lying down? • What makes popcorn pop? The follow-up to the bestselling What Did We Use Before Toilet Paper?, Can Holding in a Fart Kill You? has even more fun and fascinating trivia. Perfect for the ever-curious trivia lover, this book is the ultimate in truly extraordinary information. From silly to serious to outright bizarre, this expansive collection offers surprising answers and unexpected facts on everything from history and science to pop culture and nature. From the everyday to the fantastical—it's all here. “A very handy book that could honestly, save their life—or just answer all those questions they’re maybe too embarrassed to even google.” —Buzzfeed


Battle of the Butts

Battle of the Butts

Author: Jocelyn Rish

Publisher: Running Press Kids

Published: 2021-11-02

Total Pages: 51

ISBN-13: 0762497785

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Did you know manatees swim using farts? Or that herrings communicate by passing gas? Butts are used for breathing, eating, swimming, talking, and even killing in the animal kingdom. Focusing on ten different animals and their derrières, and offering fun facts about their origin, habitat, and "posterior power," this hilarious book captures the wonder of our ecosystem. Which animal has the coolest butt power? That's up to you to decide! An MASL Dogwood Reader's Award Title Towner Award Winner 2024 Texas Topaz Nonfiction Reading List Selection


What's Your Poo Telling You?

What's Your Poo Telling You?

Author: Josh Richman

Publisher: Chronicle Books

Published: 2007-05-03

Total Pages: 102

ISBN-13: 9780811857826

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"With universal appeal (everyone poops, after all), this witty, illustrated description of over two dozen dookies (each with a medical explanation written by a doctor) details what one can learn about health and well-being by studying what's in the bowl. A floater? It's probably due to a buildup of gas. Now think back on last night's dinner, a burrito perhaps? . . .All the greatest hits are here: The Log Jam, The Glass Shard, The Deja Poo, The Hanging Chad ... the list goes on. Sidebars, trivia, over 60 euphemisms for number 2, and unusual case histories all make this the ultimate bathroom reader. Who knew you could learn so much from your poo?"--Publisher website (October 2007)


The Fantastic Flatulent Fart Brothers' Second Big Book of Farty Facts

The Fantastic Flatulent Fart Brothers' Second Big Book of Farty Facts

Author: M.D. Whalen

Publisher:

Published: 2018-03-28

Total Pages: 142

ISBN-13: 9789627866404

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Did you know that plants fart? Kids go to jail for farting? That there's a movie award for Best Fart? Do you secretly think farts are not only funny, but fascinating? Increase your Fart IQ and impress your friends and teachers with this gas-powered, illustrated fact-filled follow-up to the best-selling original Big Book of Farty Facts.