A book of naughty stories for good boys and girls! Are you the kind of kid who would put dog poo on someone's bike seat, or let your teeth get so dirty they grew mould? Then STEP AWAY, because this book is NOT for you. It's for GOOD boys and girls only!
A book of naughty stories for good boys and girls! Have you ever cheated on a test, or done a smell from hell on PURPOSE? Of course not. Because you’re a GOOD kid. Unlike the awful children in these POOEY stories!
A book of naughty stories for good boys and girls! Have you ever had a fight with a crazy dentist, or put dog poo on someone’s bike seat, or ridden a wheelchair into the girls’ toilets? Of course not. Because you’re a GOOD kid, unlike the foul children in these shocking stories...
A book of naughty stories for good boys and girls! This stinky book is for GOOD boys and girls ONLY. Bad children will only be tempted to spread rumours about toilet rats, or tell rude poems to the whole class, or tip a rubbish bin over someone’s head!
A book of naughty stories for good boys and girls! Are you the kind of kid who would put dog poo on someone's bike seat, or let your teeth get so dirty they grew mould? Then STEP AWAY, because this book is NOT for you. It's for GOOD boys and girls only!
The thirteenth (and final) of Christopher Milne's brilliant series of irreverent, funny and award-winning collections of short stories, Naughty Stories for Good Boys and Girls. The books are for kids who like to laugh (and cry) aged 6 - 13. The series is a winner of THE YOUNG AUSTRALIANS BEST BOOK AWARD. The four stories in this volume include 'The Girl Who Wrote Rude Poems' and 'A Street Kid Named Bazza'
"Amongst the Top 50 Horror Books of All Time" - Cosmopolitan Three dark and disturbing horror stories from an astonishing new voice, including the viral-sensation tale of obsession, Things Have Gotten Worse Since We Last Spoke. For fans of Kathe Koja, Clive Barker and Stephen Graham Jones. Winner of the Splatterpunk Award for Best Novella. A whirlpool of darkness churns at the heart of a macabre ballet between two lonely young women in an internet chat room in the early 2000s—a darkness that threatens to forever transform them once they finally succumb to their most horrific desires. A couple isolate themselves on a remote island in an attempt to recover from their teenage son’s death, when a mysterious young man knocks on their door during a storm… And a man confronts his neighbour when he discovers a strange object in his back yard, only to be drawn into an ever-more dangerous game. Three devastating, beautifully written horror stories from one of the genre’s most cutting-edge voices. What have you done today to deserve your eyes?
From the USA TODAY bestselling author of Sweet Thing and Nowhere But Here comes a love story about a Craigslist “missed connection” post that gives two people a second chance at love fifteen years after they were separated in New York City. To the Green-eyed Lovebird: We met fifteen years ago, almost to the day, when I moved my stuff into the NYU dorm room next to yours at Senior House. You called us fast friends. I like to think it was more. We lived on nothing but the excitement of finding ourselves through music (you were obsessed with Jeff Buckley), photography (I couldn’t stop taking pictures of you), hanging out in Washington Square Park, and all the weird things we did to make money. I learned more about myself that year than any other. Yet, somehow, it all fell apart. We lost touch the summer after graduation when I went to South America to work for National Geographic. When I came back, you were gone. A part of me still wonders if I pushed you too hard after the wedding… I didn’t see you again until a month ago. It was a Wednesday. You were rocking back on your heels, balancing on that thick yellow line that runs along the subway platform, waiting for the F train. I didn’t know it was you until it was too late, and then you were gone. Again. You said my name; I saw it on your lips. I tried to will the train to stop, just so I could say hello. After seeing you, all of the youthful feelings and memories came flooding back to me, and now I’ve spent the better part of a month wondering what your life is like. I might be totally out of my mind, but would you like to get a drink with me and catch up on the last decade and a half? M
Now an original movie on Prime Video starring Anne Hathaway and Nicholas Galitzine! When Solène Marchand, the thirty-nine-year-old owner of a prestigious art gallery in Los Angeles, takes her daughter, Isabelle, to meet her favorite boy band, she does so reluctantly and at her ex-husband’s request. The last thing she expects is to make a connection with one of the members of the world-famous August Moon. But Hayes Campbell is clever, winning, confident, and posh, and the attraction is immediate. That he is all of twenty years old further complicates things. What begins as a series of clandestine trysts quickly evolves into a passionate relationship. It is a journey that spans continents as Solène and Hayes navigate each other’s disparate worlds: from stadium tours to international art fairs to secluded hideaways in Paris and Miami. And for Solène, it is as much a reclaiming of self, as it is a rediscovery of happiness and love. When their romance becomes a viral sensation, and both she and her daughter become the target of rabid fans and an insatiable media, Solène must face how her new status has impacted not only her life, but the lives of those closest to her.
A book of naughty stories for good boys and girls! Would you ever swallow a goldfish, or throw cat's wee at someone, or make your teacher go mad? Of course not. Because you are a GOOD kid, unlike the naughty children in these repulsive stories...