My Robot Farts 2

My Robot Farts 2

Author: Dingleberry Small

Publisher: S.E. Gordon

Published: 2016-10-11

Total Pages: 37

ISBN-13: 1536596884

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Daniel D. Drek thought he'd seen the last of a certain stinky robot. Then one day, while walking his dog, a familiar passing of gas followed by a tinny voice catches his attention. "Oh no, Milo!" He watches helplessly as his dog collapses and begins to whimper. "What's wrong, boy?" he pets him, fighting back tears. When Daniel notices two glowing eyes illuminating from Milo's stomach, he realizes that one way or another the half-digested robot must come out. But at what cost? Intended for children 9 to 12. WARNING: This book is full of farts! Approximately 4,200 words.


My Robot Farts (EPUB)

My Robot Farts (EPUB)

Author: Dingleberry Small

Publisher: Dingleberry Small

Published: 2015-08-25

Total Pages: 30

ISBN-13: 1536577375

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Daniel D. Drek has a problem. His new toy robot won’t stop farting, and even worse, he’s the one getting blamed. Can Danny boy put a cork in his robot’s farting habit once and for all, or will his parents ground him for all eternity? Intended for children 9-12. WARNING: This book is full of farts!


Bully vs. Fart 2: Fart Wedding

Bully vs. Fart 2: Fart Wedding

Author: Dingleberry Small

Publisher: Dingleberry Small

Published: 2016-01-24

Total Pages: 35

ISBN-13: 1533700958

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Lenny Lappy and Nelson Deadwood have a secret… When they drop their drawers and let off a good one, Mile One Elementary is blown away! Their pet farts, Fernando and Aisha, are engaged to be married! As long as no one objects, they’ll do just that one Friday afternoon in the school cafeteria. If only things were that simple… WARNING: This book is full of farts!


Bully vs. Fart: The Early Daze

Bully vs. Fart: The Early Daze

Author: Dingleberry Small

Publisher: Dingleberry Small

Published: 2015-12-26

Total Pages: 37

ISBN-13: 1524245569

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Billy the Bully is at it again! When he sets his sights on Lenny Lappy and his dork friend Nelson Deadwood, he gets more than he bargains for. Is Billy any match for Nelson’s pet fart or is life at Mile One Elementary really going to stink? WARNING: This book is full of farts!


Bully vs. Fart 3: Liquid Menace

Bully vs. Fart 3: Liquid Menace

Author: Dingleberry Small

Publisher: Dingleberry Small

Published: 2016-03-26

Total Pages: 36

ISBN-13: 1524296287

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Nerdastic fifth grader Adam Gason has a big problem. He’s just been busted for smuggling a deadly toxin into the country, one he hopes can combat the army of farts Billy the Bully is amassing in the forest outside Mile One Elementary. Can he stop the evil bully and his Jamaican gangster sidekick from destroying mankind or will the Department of Homeland Security throw him in the slammer and detonate his Xbox? WARNING: This book is full of farts!


Jimbo The Farting Robot

Jimbo The Farting Robot

Author: Momo J. Pug

Publisher:

Published: 2021-01-08

Total Pages: 46

ISBN-13: 9781087925301

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Jimbo the farting robot has trouble fitting in and discovers that being different actually makes Jimbo one of the most important robots in the lab!


Max Underpants

Max Underpants

Author: Dingleberry Smal

Publisher: Dingleberry Small

Published: 2013-04-04

Total Pages: 30

ISBN-13: 1624544541

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Wally Wilbert knew writing contests were tough, but good grief! All weekend long he's slaved over his latest creation, Max Underpants, until he hit a snag. Now faced with the real possibility that he might not be able to finish his epic masterpiece, Wally digs in and makes one last stand. Will he finish his harebrained adventure? Or will Max Underpants wind up on the proverbial scrapheap where all unfinished novels go? TECHNICAL SPECIFICATIONS Max Underpants is a short story, approximately 4,000 words. Although there isn't any profanity, plenty of crazy ideas are sprinkled throughout. Intended for teens and adults.


No One Likes a Fart

No One Likes a Fart

Author: Zoë Foster Blake

Publisher: Penguin

Published: 2020-01-14

Total Pages: 21

ISBN-13: 1524791903

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Fart is desperate to make friends and have fun. But no one likes a fart -- not even a fart with a heart. With plenty of laughs and even more heart, this delightful picture book shows that even the smelliest among us can find a friend in this world. It's hard out there for a fart. Too smelly. Too embarassing. Too gross. Striking the perfect balance of gross-out humor, wit, and heart, this beautifully illustrated picture book delivers a message of accepting yourself and finding a friend who loves you just the way you are.


Bully vs. Fart 4: Terminating Sara O'Connor's Fart (ePub)

Bully vs. Fart 4: Terminating Sara O'Connor's Fart (ePub)

Author: Dingleberry Small

Publisher: Dingleberry Small

Published: 2016-08-22

Total Pages: 28

ISBN-13: 1536534862

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Nerdastic fifth grader Adam Gason is at it again, and is barely conscious when he realizes that the fate of mankind hangs in the balance. When he befriends Sara O’Connor, the mother of the future resistance, his destiny becomes clear: that he must save her from an evil fart send back in time to kill her or the future is really going to stink. WARNING: This book is full of farts!


Hard Luck Hank: Robot Farts

Hard Luck Hank: Robot Farts

Author: Steven Campbell

Publisher:

Published: 2016-12-15

Total Pages: 367

ISBN-13: 9781520150376

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Sometimes it's not easy being a mutant thug. The space station Belvaille, once the center of civilization, is nearly deserted because of the new government's policies. Hank makes do by working odd jobs, but he isn't sure how long those, or the city, can last.However, there are still some people trying to scratch out a (dis)honest living on Belvaille. Hank concocts a plan to save the city: steal from the countless transports and freighters that pass through the System.In the meantime, Hank falls in with a tough crowd of freedom fighters who seem determined to overthrow the government. The team goes on exceedingly dangerous assignments, with Hank taking the brunt of the danger. As if things weren't bad enough, the Navy set up residence in the System, a powerful alien dignitary is scheduled to arrive, and Hank's absurdly-competent butler states that his robotic species may declare war on Hank's home. It's up to Hank to fix the problems, find out who is doing what and why, and to try and earn a little cash in the process.