Hyperbole and a Half

Hyperbole and a Half

Author: Allie Brosh

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2013-10-29

Total Pages: 384

ISBN-13: 1451666187

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#1 New York Times Bestseller “Funny and smart as hell” (Bill Gates), Allie Brosh’s Hyperbole and a Half showcases her unique voice, leaping wit, and her ability to capture complex emotions with deceptively simple illustrations. FROM THE PUBLISHER: Every time Allie Brosh posts something new on her hugely popular blog Hyperbole and a Half the internet rejoices. This full-color, beautifully illustrated edition features more than fifty percent new content, with ten never-before-seen essays and one wholly revised and expanded piece as well as classics from the website like, “The God of Cake,” “Dogs Don’t Understand Basic Concepts Like Moving,” and her astonishing, “Adventures in Depression,” and “Depression Part Two,” which have been hailed as some of the most insightful meditations on the disease ever written. Brosh’s debut marks the launch of a major new American humorist who will surely make even the biggest scrooge or snob laugh. We dare you not to. FROM THE AUTHOR: This is a book I wrote. Because I wrote it, I had to figure out what to put on the back cover to explain what it is. I tried to write a long, third-person summary that would imply how great the book is and also sound vaguely authoritative—like maybe someone who isn’t me wrote it—but I soon discovered that I’m not sneaky enough to pull it off convincingly. So I decided to just make a list of things that are in the book: Pictures Words Stories about things that happened to me Stories about things that happened to other people because of me Eight billion dollars* Stories about dogs The secret to eternal happiness* *These are lies. Perhaps I have underestimated my sneakiness!


Loving My Street King

Loving My Street King

Author: Evie Shonte

Publisher: Sullivan Group Publishing

Published: 2017-03-03

Total Pages: 161

ISBN-13: 1648404332

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Jayla was getting along just fine in her eyes, until she was forced to quit her job as a waitress. However, a spur of the moment trip to Dubai with her best friend, Chandler, would set her on a path that she never thought she'd take. Jayla has been in an on again, off again relationship with Keno for years, with her main goal being to keep a roof over her head by any means possible. Chandler convinces her to use Keno for at least the time being. With no income coming in, it forces her to get back with him. But Scrap, her neighbor, has set his sights on Jayla because he knows he can offer her better. While Chandler and Jayla are vacationing in Dubai, they meet an older Colombian man named German who takes a liking to Jayla. Upon hearing about her financial woes, he offers her an opportunity in his family business. Not even thinking twice, she jumps on the deal. However, German has ulterior motives. Will Jayla let greed cloud her judgment, or will she come to her senses in time?


Making Gift Scrapbooks in a Snap

Making Gift Scrapbooks in a Snap

Author: Pam Klassen

Publisher:

Published: 2004

Total Pages: 102

ISBN-13: 9781892127365

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This guide shows how to create gift scrapbooks in a few days, allowing scrapbookers to share their craft with those they most care about. The author offers readers dozens of ideas for themed albums, including books for new babies, weddings and anniversaries and provides valuable techniques for all skill levels.


Stop, Thief!

Stop, Thief!

Author: Peter Linebaugh

Publisher: PM Press

Published: 2014-03-01

Total Pages: 449

ISBN-13: 1604869011

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In this majestic tour de force, celebrated historian Peter Linebaugh takes aim at the thieves of land, the polluters of the seas, the ravagers of the forests, the despoilers of rivers, and the removers of mountaintops. Scarcely a society has existed on the face of the earth that has not had commoning at its heart. “Neither the state nor the market,” say the planetary commoners. These essays kindle the embers of memory to ignite our future commons. From Thomas Paine to the Luddites, from Karl Marx—who concluded his great study of capitalism with the enclosure of commons—to the practical dreamer William Morris—who made communism into a verb and advocated communizing industry and agriculture—to the 20th-century communist historian E.P. Thompson, Linebaugh brings to life the vital commonist tradition. He traces the red thread from the great revolt of commoners in 1381 to the enclosures of Ireland, and the American commons, where European immigrants who had been expelled from their commons met the immense commons of the native peoples and the underground African-American urban commons. Illuminating these struggles in this indispensable collection, Linebaugh reignites the ancient cry, “STOP, THIEF!”


The Making of a Rag Doll

The Making of a Rag Doll

Author: Jess Brown

Publisher: Chronicle Books

Published: 2014-09-02

Total Pages: 139

ISBN-13: 1452130183

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Designer Jess Brown is known for her irresistible, starry-eyed rag dolls. In this inspiring book, Brown shares a custom pattern and simple instructions to sew, personalize, and accessorize your own rag doll. Illustrating the story behind these dolls, the book places emphasis on natural materials, vintage fabrics, beautiful notions, and quality craftsmanship. Make the dolls for the children—of all ages—in your life to love now and cherish for decades. After making the doll, follow Brown's patterns for darling accessories such as an apron, overcoat, and knickers.


One-yard Wonders

One-yard Wonders

Author: Rebecca Yaker

Publisher: Storey Publishing

Published: 2009-01-01

Total Pages: 306

ISBN-13: 1603424490

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Contains instructions for over one hundred sewing projects made with one yard of fabric, including clothing, aprons, bags and totes, organizers, toys, and other items, and provides pattern pieces and a review of basic sewing techniques.


Make It Memorable

Make It Memorable

Author: Robyn Freedman Spizman

Publisher: Macmillan

Published: 2004-10-08

Total Pages: 242

ISBN-13: 031232846X

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Spizman teaches readers how to make any occasion shine in this thematically organized resource designed to make any event memorable.


These Precious Days

These Precious Days

Author: Ann Patchett

Publisher: HarperCollins

Published: 2021-11-23

Total Pages: 320

ISBN-13: 0063092808

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The beloved New York Times bestselling author reflects on home, family, friendships and writing in this deeply personal collection of essays. "The elegance of Patchett’s prose is seductive and inviting: with Patchett as a guide, readers will really get to grips with the power of struggles, failures, and triumphs alike." —Publisher's Weekly “Any story that starts will also end.” As a writer, Ann Patchett knows what the outcome of her fiction will be. Life, however, often takes turns we do not see coming. Patchett ponders this truth in these wise essays that afford a fresh and intimate look into her mind and heart. At the center of These Precious Days is the title essay, a surprising and moving meditation on an unexpected friendship that explores “what it means to be seen, to find someone with whom you can be your best and most complete self.” When Patchett chose an early galley of actor and producer Tom Hanks’ short story collection to read one night before bed, she had no idea that this single choice would be life changing. It would introduce her to a remarkable woman—Tom’s brilliant assistant Sooki—with whom she would form a profound bond that held monumental consequences for them both. A literary alchemist, Patchett plumbs the depths of her experiences to create gold: engaging and moving pieces that are both self-portrait and landscape, each vibrant with emotion and rich in insight. Turning her writer’s eye on her own experiences, she transforms the private into the universal, providing us all a way to look at our own worlds anew, and reminds how fleeting and enigmatic life can be. From the enchantments of Kate DiCamillo’s children’s books (author of The Beatryce Prophecy) to youthful memories of Paris; the cherished life gifts given by her three fathers to the unexpected influence of Charles Schultz’s Snoopy; the expansive vision of Eudora Welty to the importance of knitting, Patchett connects life and art as she illuminates what matters most. Infused with the author’s grace, wit, and warmth, the pieces in These Precious Days resonate deep in the soul, leaving an indelible mark—and demonstrate why Ann Patchett is one of the most celebrated writers of our time.


Simple Scrapbooks

Simple Scrapbooks

Author: Stacy Julian

Publisher: Primedia Scrapbooking

Published: 2000

Total Pages: 152

ISBN-13: 9781929180240

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Boxes of family photographs may invite conflicting feelings of joy and guilt--how to assemble all of those pictures in a meaningful way for the entire family to enjoy? Julian's new book will inspire the scrapbook enthusiast regardless of skill level to try something different: a simple scrapbook.


OLIVIA Claus

OLIVIA Claus

Author:

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2011-10-25

Total Pages: 26

ISBN-13: 144244701X

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It was the night before Christmas, and Olivia discovers that her favorite stuffed monkey, Mathilda, is missing. Not only is Mathilda missing, but other favorites keep disappearing around the house too. In the true spirit of Christmas, Olivia figures out how to not only give but to give back what has been missing.