Mr Bluenose
Mr Bluenose

Author: Jack Lasenby

Publisher: Penguin Random House New Zealand Limited

Published: 2012-10-01

Total Pages: 103

ISBN-13: 1775531201

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A charming novel for young readers by an award-winning writer, based on a young boy's summer in the countryside and the characters — real and imagined — that he meets. Dad has to go to work, so you go down to see Mr Bluenose; there's always something to do there. He tells you stories while you give him a hand to sort apples, feed the pigs, teach Horse how to push the wheelbarrow, and terrify boys who plan to raid the apple trees. On the way home, you look for empty bottles and sell them for boiled lollies to Mr Bryce at the store. He pays you more boiled lollies for telling him stories about how Mr Bluenose got his name, how he rode a whale to London, and was so seasick for so long in the crow's nest that he ran away from sea to Waharoa and planted his orchard. And then there's always Freddy Jones and the other kids to scare with stories about vampires, moreporks, and the White Woman of Waharoa who has a face as smooth as an egg... Think Spike Milligan meets Roald Dhhal, this is the captivating and amusing, rich and fun-filled story of a country summer, seen through a child's eye and created by a master story-teller.

The Lobsterman and the UFO
The Lobsterman and the UFO

Author: Neal Parker

Publisher: Down East Books

Published: 2014-07-17

Total Pages: 67

ISBN-13: 1608933512

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Ralf Winslow, lobsterman, was a man of few words. . . and lately what he did have to say wasn't particularly nice. Fishing and life in general had not been going well for Ralf. Then, one quiet morning, the lone lobsterman was startled by a mystifying streak of light swooping across the dawn sky. The fiery white band closed with the surface of the water, tearing along the line of Ralf's traps and buoys. Before he could appreciate what was taking place, a steaming saucer the size of a merry-go-round and just as colorful came to rest not twenty from his lobsterboat, the beloved Betsy Ann Jolene. From that moment on Ralf and the universe were changed forever.

Three Novels - Headlong Hall - Nightmare Abbey - Crotchet Castle
Three Novels - Headlong Hall - Nightmare Abbey - Crotchet Castle

Author: Thomas Love Peacock

Publisher: Read Books Ltd

Published: 2018-11-22

Total Pages: 282

ISBN-13: 1447486404

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This volume contains three novels by English novelist Thomas Love Peacock, including “Headlong Hall”, “Nightmare Abbey”, and “Crotchet Castle”. Thomas Love Peacock (18 October 1785 – 23 January 1866) was an English poet, novelist, and important figure in the East India Company. A good friend of Percy Bysshe Shelley, they both had a significant influence on each other's work. Peacock was most famous for writing satirical novels, which usually involved characters sat around a table discussing contemporary philosophical ideas. This collection is not to be missed by lovers of Peacock's marvellous work, and it would make for a fine addition to any discerning bookshelf. Other notable works by this author include: “Maid Marian” (1822), “Gryll Grange” (1861), and “Melincourt” (1817). Many vintage books such as this are increasingly scarce and expensive. It is with this in mind that we are republishing this volume now in an affordable, modern, high-quality edition complete with intoductory essays by Sir Walter Raleigh and Virginia Woolf.

Crotchet Castle
Crotchet Castle

Author: Thomas Love Peacock

Publisher: Namaskar Book

Published: 2024-02-02

Total Pages: 116

ISBN-13:

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Step into the whimsical world of "Crotchet Castle" by Thomas Love Peacock. Join the esteemed author as he invites you on a delightful journey filled with satire, wit, and intellectual banter. As you delve into Peacock's enchanting narrative, prepare to be enchanted by the eccentric characters and their lively conversations. From the grand halls of Crotchet Castle to the picturesque countryside, each scene is imbued with charm, humor, and a touch of absurdity. But beyond the laughter and satire, "Crotchet Castle" explores deeper themes of society, philosophy, and the pursuit of knowledge. Peacock's sharp wit and keen observation of human nature add layers of complexity to the narrative, inviting readers to ponder the absurdities of life and the follies of mankind. Yet, amidst the whimsy and intellectual banter, a profound question emerges: What timeless truths can we glean from Peacock's satirical masterpiece, and how do they resonate with our own experiences of society and culture? Engage with Peacock's brilliant satire through clever dialogue and witty repartee that illuminate the quirks and contradictions of human behavior. As the characters engage in lively debates and absurd adventures, they offer valuable insights into the nature of humanity and the absurdities of society. Now, as you wander the halls of Crotchet Castle alongside Peacock's colorful cast of characters, consider this: How can their whimsical antics and intellectual musings inspire us to question convention, embrace curiosity, and seek truth? Don't miss the opportunity to explore the delightful world of "Crotchet Castle." Acquire your copy today and immerse yourself in a world of laughter, intellect, and timeless wisdom that will leave you both entertained and enlightened. ```

When Mum Went Funny
When Mum Went Funny

Author: Jack Lasenby

Publisher: Penguin Random House New Zealand Limited

Published: 2013-03-01

Total Pages: 120

ISBN-13: 177553118X

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It's war-time and Dad's away, so Mum has to run the farm. Sometimes the stress of it all gives her funny ideas, in this hilarious tale by a much-loved, award-winning junior fiction author. ‘You wait till Constable Cuff hears about this ... We’re going to tell everybody in the district you sold your children for sixpence.’ In When Mum Went Funny, the cry of mothers everywhere is heard loud and clear. Ideas like trying to sell off the children, making nail soup and sleeping out in a haystack to catch whoever’s ‘bandicooting’ the potatoes. When Mum gets that look in her eye, the children go on high alert. They watch Kate, to see how worried they should be, because Kate, the eldest, is an even match for her Mother. Their frequent battles of wit and will-power keeps everyone entertained. In spite of Mum’s tricks and grumbles, she never loses control; the children know they can rely on her, even as they try to frustrate her at every turn. Mum’s mischievous tugging at the rug under her children’s feet provides lots of delicious fun and fretful anxiety. In this gently comic novel, Lasenby draws a heart-warming but unsentimental portrait of a family and community under duress, and of a mother who channels her exasperations into inventive ploys that not only help save her own sanity, but also bring grist and intrigue to family life.