Monsters Eat Whiny Children
Monsters Eat Whiny Children

Author: Bruce Eric Kaplan

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2011-08-23

Total Pages: 32

ISBN-13: 1442439580

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Dad has warned Henry and Eve: If you whine too much, monsters will eat you. Henry and Eve don’t listen, of course. The only problem is, when the monster comes, he can’t find the right recipe for whiny children—and neither can his monster friends! A whiny child salad doesn’t work because there’s paprika in the dressing. A whiny child cake won’t do because the flour spills all over the floor. And whiny child burgers are out of the question because the grill is too hard to light up. Arguments and hilarity ensue. And just when our persnickety monsters decide on the perfect dish…the worst thing of all happens….

I Would Really Like to Eat a Child
I Would Really Like to Eat a Child

Author: Sylviane Donnio

Publisher: Random House Books for Young Readers

Published: 2007

Total Pages: 31

ISBN-13: 0375837612

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One morning Achilles, a young crocodile, insists that he will eat a child that day and refuses all other food, but when he actually finds a little girl, she puts him in his place.

You Have to Read This Book!
You Have to Read This Book!

Author: Bruce Eric Kaplan

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2021-03-30

Total Pages: 40

ISBN-13: 1534462864

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Morris buys a book for his son, Benny, that he enjoyed as a child, but Benny stubbornly refuses to read or even listen to it--forcing Morris to ridiculous extremes, such as a safari to the middle of the Sahara.

Meaniehead
Meaniehead

Author: Bruce Eric Kaplan

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2014-06-10

Total Pages: 40

ISBN-13: 1442485426

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Famed "New Yorker" cartoonist and bestselling author Kaplan depicts the catastrophic and humorous consequences of sibling rivalry in this companion to his "Monsters Eat Whiny Children." Full color.

Go the F**k to Sleep
Go the F**k to Sleep

Author: Adam Mansbach

Publisher: Akashic Books

Published: 2011-06-14

Total Pages: 18

ISBN-13: 1453271023

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The #1 New York Times Bestseller: “A hilarious take on that age-old problem: getting the beloved child to go to sleep” (NPR). “Hell no, you can’t go to the bathroom. You know where you can go? The f**k to sleep.” Go the Fuck to Sleep is a book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don’t always send a toddler sailing blissfully off to dreamland. Profane, affectionate, and radically honest, it captures the familiar—and unspoken—tribulations of putting your little angel down for the night. Read by a host of celebrities, from Samuel L. Jackson to Jennifer Garner, this subversively funny bestselling storybook will not actually put your kids to sleep, but it will leave you laughing so hard you won’t care.

Cousin Irv from Mars
Cousin Irv from Mars

Author: Bruce Eric Kaplan

Publisher: Simon & Schuster Books for Young Readers

Published: 2013-06-04

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781442449237

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From the author/illustrator of Monsters Eat Whiny Children comes a humorous tale about learning to accept your family—even if one of them is an alien. Teddy isn’t excited about Cousin Irv’s visit. Cousin Irv is too weird. He steals Teddy’s pillow, eats Teddy’s food, and even plays with Teddy’s action figures. Not to mention that Cousin Irv is from MARS. What will Teddy’s friends say? But it turns out that everyone at school loves Cousin Irv. Not only is he from a different planet, he can vaporize things! Maybe cousins from Mars aren’t so bad after all... Illustrated with clever simplicity in New Yorker cartoonist Bruce Kaplan’s trademark style and filled with out-of-this-world whimsy, Cousin Irv from Mars is an interplanetary treat that begs to be shared.

Someone Farted
Someone Farted

Author: Bruce Eric Kaplan

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2018-04-17

Total Pages: 46

ISBN-13: 1481490648

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Two words throw a family’s car trip into utter (and smelly) chaos in this hilarious story of denial from Bruce Eric Kaplan. The Krupkes are having a nice, peaceful Saturday morning drive to the grocery store when: it happens. Someone. Farts. The car is thrown into chaos. Sister turns against brother. Mom almost faints. Dad almost gets into an accident. The smell is so bad it’s criminal—so criminal they all end up in jail! And still no one will take responsibility for the odious odor. Will the Krupkes make it through this ordeal in one piece, or will they fracture from the unending accusations of “whoever smelt it dealt it?”

The Enemy
The Enemy

Author: Charlie Higson

Publisher: Little, Brown Books for Young Readers

Published: 2013-01-02

Total Pages: 452

ISBN-13: 1423188993

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In the wake of a devastating disease, everyone sixteen and older is either dead or a decomposing, brainless creature with a ravenous appetite for flesh. Teens have barricaded themselves in buildings throughout London and venture outside only when they need to scavenge for food. The group of kids living a Waitrose supermarket is beginning to run out of options. When a mysterious traveler arrives and offers them safe haven at Buckingham Palace, they begin a harrowing journey across London. But their fight is far from over???the threat from within the palace is as real as the one outside it. Full of unexpected twists and quick-thinking heroes, The Enemy is a fast-paced, white-knuckle tale of survival in the face of unimaginable horror.

Comet's Nine Lives
Comet's Nine Lives

Author: Jan Brett

Publisher: Penguin

Published: 2016-04-26

Total Pages: 36

ISBN-13: 0399549285

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It all begins when Comet walks away from the lighthouse close to his birthplace on Nantucket Island. He visits a garden, a bookstore, a boat, and a party, and at each place he gets into trouble and loses one of his lives. Comet starts to worry. He longs for a home, a place where he’ll be safe. Will he find one before he uses up all nine lives?

The Latke who Couldn't Stop Screaming
The Latke who Couldn't Stop Screaming

Author: Lemony Snicket

Publisher: McSweeney's

Published: 2007

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781932416879

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"Latkes are potato pancakes served at Hanukah. Lemony Snicket is an alleged children's author. For the first time in literary history, these two elements are combined in one book. People who are interested in either or both of these things will find this book so enjoyable it will feel as if Hanukah is being celebrated for several years, rather than eight nights."--back cover.