Monster Crap

Monster Crap

Author: Aj Wolski

Publisher: Tjag Incorporated

Published: 2023-08-30

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781958112038

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Beware of this hysterical and stinky adventure in "The Monster Craps!" In the silly little town where pumpkins glow, and Halloween parties come alive, a wild gathering of teenage monsters is in full swing. A full moon shines bright on this Halloween night as the monsters feast on too many treats. As the night progresses, trouble brews in their tummies. One by one, the monsters suffer from upset stomachs, wicked gas, and literal monster craps! Join the adventure! The story takes us on a wild ride of giggles and gasps, exploring the downside of overindulging in too many sweets. From a teen vampire making a "graveyard dash" to Big Foot's "ity bity" surprise, and the werewolf's "furry" mishap, each iconic scary character faces its own monster crap with unique and smelly outcomes. Even the wicked witch and the mummy join the chaos with funny and unforgettable experiences. - It motivates children to be mindful about eating responsibly. - This humorous tale is an ideal group-reading book for any setting. - An unforgettable gift for kids aged six and up who like to giggle and enjoy goofy stories. "The Monster Craps" is an amusing and captivating story that will have children and adults laughing out loud while learning an important lesson about moderation. Complete with comical illustrations that bring the monsters and their mishaps to life. This book is a perfect addition to any Halloween-themed reading list. So, buckle up for a spooky, silly, and stinky ride, and discover how these teenage monsters navigate the consequences of too many sugary treats!


Us

Us

Author: Sara Soler

Publisher: Dark Horse Comics

Published: 2023-08-08

Total Pages: 144

ISBN-13: 1506734197

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What happens when the life you thought you had does a 180º turn? Everything, and yet…nothing. Us is Sara and Diana’s love story, as well as the story of Diana’s gender transition. Full of humor, heartache, and the everyday triumphs and struggles of identity, this graphic memoir speaks to changing conceptions of the world as well as the self, at the same time revealing that some things don’t really have to change. Written, drawn, and colored by Sara Soler, with English translation by Silvia Perea Labayen and letters by Joamette Gil.


The Mountain Monster

The Mountain Monster

Author: J. R. Mathis

Publisher: James R. Mathis

Published: 2024-06-20

Total Pages: 229

ISBN-13:

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Enjoy this Contemporary Small Town Sleuthing Couple Murder Mystery Father Tom and Helen get to play Mulder and Scully when a legendary Bigfoot-type creature appears to be behind attempts to sabotage the construction of a new subdivision outside of Myerton. When the project foreman is murdered, Helen has to squelch rumors while looking for a very human killer. The Mountain Monster is the seventeenth novel in The Mercy and Justice Mysteries, a contemporary small town mystery series. The series is a sequel to The Father Tom Mysteries that began with The Penitent Priest and includes the same cast of characters. It features Father Tom Greer, a Catholic Priest who is also an amateur sleuth in the tradition of Father Brown, and his wife Helen Greer, female Chief of Police and detective in the tradition of Kinsey Millhone.


Big Book of Random Crap (Book Four)

Big Book of Random Crap (Book Four)

Author: Sam Backhouse

Publisher: Lulu.com

Published: 2016-11-05

Total Pages: 130

ISBN-13: 1326844539

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A dark time is taking place in the comic universe. Darth Oliveder has had a giant Death Shrimp made with the help of Pissed off Peter. She has also kidnapped Princess Rubber. On the Planet Smudge, Mister Skyrunnerbean, owner of Rude 2 Dog 2 and -3° c P.O* (*P.O standing for Pissed Off), is unaware of what is going on. On the Planet Vwarg, Obi Wan Amazing, Hand Stretcho, The Idiot Box Jedi and Supermarketjedi are busy helping the Vwargians build a giant finger to crush the Death Shrimp. Oop's! I gave too much away there. sambackhouse.com


The Land

The Land

Author: Aleron Kong

Publisher:

Published: 2020

Total Pages:

ISBN-13: 9781952102004

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The 8th Novel of the Internationally Acclaimed Chaos Seeds Saga Over 100 THOUSAND ????? Reviews A mesmerizing tale reminiscent of the brutality of Goblin Slayer and the majesty of Game of Thrones Audible's Customer Favorite of the Year! #1 Audiobook 2017 #1 in Epic Fantasy || #1 in HumorWelcome my friends! Welcome... to "The Land!" The battle of the dead was won, but at a great cost. Sion,leader of the Mist Village was left with only pain and regret as Richter was claimed by the abyss. What no one but the abandoned chaos seed knows is that he narrowly avoided the curse of the lich Singh, a curse that still hangs above his head. Now, surrounded by miles of darkness and tons of crushing rock,Richter has to find his way back into the light. The only problem is that this monster of a man is being pursued by monsters, a demon and his own foolish choices. Faced with all the dangers of the deep dark, what will Richter say when the buried horrors of The Land come a calling and asked if he's paid his dues? Well he'll look right back, stare that horror in the eye and say, "Yes sir, the check is in the mail!" Welcome back my friends! Welcome back... to The Land! ps - Gnomes still Rule!


The Monster Book

The Monster Book

Author: Christopher Golden

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2000-08

Total Pages: 388

ISBN-13: 0671042599

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An official guide to Buffy the Vampire Slayer describes the mythology and influences behind the monsters, ghouls, and characters through interviews with the creators and details of the episodes.


America's Very Own Monsters

America's Very Own Monsters

Author: Daniel Cohen

Publisher: Dodd Mead

Published: 1982

Total Pages: 54

ISBN-13: 9780396080695

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Discusses such creatures as Bigfoot, the Demon Cat, and Mothman which, though never proven, are said to exist in the United States.


The Trouble with Mirrors

The Trouble with Mirrors

Author: Bailey Bradford

Publisher: Totally Entwined Group (USA+CAD)

Published: 2016-05-24

Total Pages: 131

ISBN-13: 1786514206

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A little sass and a perfect ass can land a vamp in a sticky situation... Paolo has watched his friends and coven leader find mates, their other halves. He's ready to find someone just for him, though that means getting out and actually going somewhere. When his coven leader, Claude, asks him to help out with a bit of a spy mission, Paolo agrees. He puts on his sexiest—and skimpiest—club outfit and dives right in. But the mission brings him head to head with his coven's worst enemies, the Dark Slayers. And when he finds himself attracted to one who's about to be initiated against his will, Paolo can't resist helping the man out...and having some really hot sex while he's at it. Then the Dark Slayers find them...


Lake Monsters

Lake Monsters

Author: Joseph A. Citro

Publisher: Crossroad Press

Published: 2021-07-08

Total Pages: 245

ISBN-13:

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Downsized from his job and dumped by his girlfriend, Harrison Allen longs for a fresh start. Alone, with no prospects or plans, he relocates to a borrowed house on Friars Island in Lake Champlain to relax, contemplate, and begin redefining his life. Then he hears about the monsters… Creatures—perhaps similar to those of Loch Ness—are said to inhabit the murky waters and fogbound marshes of his new island home. His interest piqued, Harrison becomes preoccupied with finding them. But his innocent questions provoke a surprising response: the islanders won't discuss monsters. After Harrison meets the lovely local schoolteacher, Nancy Wells, events inexplicably turn menacing. He suspects he is being watched; he is warned away from an abandoned monastery; and somehow he wins the wrath of a murderous local bully. Then people begin to disappear…and die. Harrison's harmless monster hunt discloses something dark and disturbing beating in the heart of this tiny Vermont town. Malevolent forces, powerful and primitive, propel the unwary couple into a maelstrom of escalating terror. Suddenly they find themselves targeted by an unstoppable evil never before contemplated and impossible to comprehend. Harrison's "new beginning" is like nothing he'd ever planned. And Lake Monsters ends with a surprise that's shocking, unexpected, and unforgettable.