Moan, Moan, Moan!

Moan, Moan, Moan!

Author: Julia Donaldson

Publisher: Oxford Reading Tree Songbirds Phonics

Published: 2012-07-05

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9780198388494

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Mum is always telling me what to do -- moan, moan, moan all dal.


Moan

Moan

Author: Emma Koenig

Publisher:

Published: 2018

Total Pages: 132

ISBN-13: 9781455540570

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Imagine you could give an essay entitled "How to Make Me Come" to a past, present or future sex partner, free of judgment or repercussion. What would you want them to know' In this book inspired by Emma Koenig's wildly popular website, a diverse collective of women do just that. Emma Koenig was inspired to answer this question after a truly frustrating sexual experience with a partner. As she says, "THE SIMPLEST VERSION OF THIS STORY DEVOID OF ALL IDENTIFYING DETAILS: He thought I had an orgasm. I hadn't." She knew she couldn't be the only woman to have been mystified by an experience such as this, and so her Tumblr, How to Make Me Come, was born as a safe space for women to talk honestly and openly. The website touched a major chord. It received tons of press and garnered over a million page views in a month. And now, a broad range of the best of these anonymous essays have been collected into MOAN. The ways through which women achieve sexual pleasure are often ignored, devalued, or misunderstood. MOAN tackles the ideas surrounding the sometimes elusive orgasm head on. Here is a look into the spectrum of desire. Of frustration. Of experiences that have left an impact. From the hilarious to the tragic, from the intellectual to the erotic, these essays will leave you feeling inspired and excited to embark on your own journey of sexual exploration and empower women to do what most of the time is hardest for us: asking for what we want and don't in the bedroom and beyond.


New Moan

New Moan

Author: Stephfordy Mayo

Publisher: Michael O'Mara Books

Published: 2010-06-26

Total Pages: 268

ISBN-13: 1843174960

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New Moan is guaranteed to make any fan laugh out loud with its irreverent and clever take on the popular series, Twilight.


Funniest Thing You Never Said 2

Funniest Thing You Never Said 2

Author: Rosemarie Jarski

Publisher: Random House

Published: 2010-09-02

Total Pages: 578

ISBN-13: 1407079026

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The bestselling, blockbusting, bumper book of humorous quotations rides back into town with 6,000 more hilariously funny quotes. From times past to the modern day, classic funnies to contemporary wit, The Funniest Thing You Never Said 2 delivers an unbeatable selection of fantastic and hilarious quotes on every subject under the sun. Featuring topics as diverse as celebrity to religion, and including a cast of quotees ranging from Oscar Wilde to Homer Simpson, there's something here for everyone with a sense of humour. 'I am willing to love all mankind, except an American.' - Samuel Johnson 'Glastonbury was very wet and muddy. There was trench foot, dysentery, peaches ... all the Geldof daughters.' - Sean Lock 'Politics would be a helluva good business if it weren't for the goddamned people.' - Richard Nixon 'I've had more women than most people have noses.' - Steve Martin 'I have the simplest tastes. I'm always satisfied with the best.' - Oscar Wilde 'Well, it's 1am. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.' - Homer Simpson 'All I know is I'm not a Marxist.' - Karl Marx 'I'm the pink sheep of the family.' - Alexander McQueen


Phaedrus Pron

Phaedrus Pron

Author: Paul Chan

Publisher: Badlands Unlimited

Published: 2010

Total Pages: 214

ISBN-13: 1936440024

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Published as limited paperback and an unlimited e-book, Paul Chan's Phaedrus Pron recasts Plato's legendary dialog on art, erotic love, and madness as unyielding sexual prose that stretches the limits of intelligibility and sense. "Written" by typesetting the original text with computer fonts created by Chan that transform the conventional alphabet into an array of erotic idiolects, Phaedrus Pron unfolds as a relentless exchange of erotic verse between philosopher and a young man in search of rhyme and reason. Works of art in themselves, the fonts extend the possibilities of writing by rewriting what is written with a simple change of font in your computer: from Times New Roman to... Phaedrus Pron.


The Joy of Moaning

The Joy of Moaning

Author: Dick Stroud

Publisher: Dick Stroud Ventures

Published: 2023-02-09

Total Pages: 197

ISBN-13: 0995657734

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The Joy of Moaning turns on its head the notion that moaning is undesirable behaviour, something to be avoided and scorned. It delves into the detail of why we moan and most importantly provides a guide for doing it better. Moaning is no different from all the other pleasures that make us feel good. In moderation it’s enjoyable and beneficial but taken to excess it provides a short-term thrill followed by long-term problems. There have never been more things to complain about, more people anxious to join the moaning frenzy and more channels to express our displeasure. When you understand its intricacies, you are in control and with control comes a sense of empowerment. And we all want to be empowered. By mastering the exquisite art of moaning you will discover the perfect antidote to gloom.


In the House of the Hangman - Volume 8

In the House of the Hangman - Volume 8

Author: John Bloomberg-Rissman

Publisher: Lulu.com

Published: 2016-12-31

Total Pages: 656

ISBN-13: 0990776174

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A marathon dance mix consisting of thousands of mashed up text and image samples, In the House of the Hangman tries to give a taste of what life is like there, where it is impolite to speak of the noose. It is the third part of the life project Zeitgeist Spam. If you can't afford a copy ask me for a pdf.


Raging

Raging

Author: Andra-Cristiana Stan

Publisher: Andra-Cristiana Stan

Published: 2021-04-06

Total Pages: 498

ISBN-13:

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Billionaire romance, curvy romance, paranormal romance, mafia romance. Eric and Selena's story continue from where it ended, but their love owns more trials. The madness, comedy, love, action, suspense, mystery, and all you already know continue. Burning fire in all its forms clashes love. Could Eric be a cheater? Would he do what Selena feared the most in her love life? Or is it just a play from the dark side to break their love? Selena is the center of war as never before. Will she be able to overcome it? People from the past resurface and throw in scandals and dangers against the couple. Will they win in affecting the golden couple? The battle between Angels and Demons, dark love and pure love, is an errupting volcano. If you thought last books in the series were lunatic, wait for this one. It will blow your mind and you'll be on the edge. Selena will have to make a choice to save the world. But will that choice determine her to cross on the dark side and potentially become darkness at its highest forever? How strong will she be against this? Love trials in all shapes.... Pure love should always win, right? You'll have to read to learn the answer to that.... Author promises a HEA, though the twists and turns will be as never before… Raging is the fifth book in the Icy Shots on a Hot Billionaire series.