Love Stinks
Love Stinks

Author: Adams Media

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2012-12-18

Total Pages: 116

ISBN-13: 144056096X

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To hell with love! "Love is a hole in the heart." - Ben Hecht They say it's impossible to love and be wise. Love Stinks understands why you fell so hard in the first place--and has the words of wisdom you need to hear now that your heart's been crushed. Filled with more than 300 quotes from the world's greatest jilted and bitter lovers, this unfiltered look at love gone wrong puts all your thoughts on paper. From Virginia Woolf and Oscar Wilde to Woody Allen and Amy Sedaris, the revealing words in Love Stinks puts you in good company. You might laugh; you'll probably cry, but as Khaled Hosseini once said, it is "better to be hurt by the truth than comforted with a lie."

Love Stinks
Love Stinks

Author: Gin Sander

Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing

Published: 2002-05

Total Pages: 166

ISBN-13: 9780740722172

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Bookstores are filled with volumes on love and romance. But where can the broken-hearted find solace? Who consoles the dumped and discarded? Where can those plotting revenge turn for help? Enter Love Stinks, the ideal book for the betrayed.Author Gin Sander has collected more than 200 jaded quotes on love's fleeting nature, the pointlessness of marriage, and the delights of a carefully plotted revenge. Consider: o Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution? -Groucho Marxo Your morals are like the roads through the Alps. They make these hairpin turns. -Erica Jongo Love is an exploding cigar we all willingly smoke. -Lynda BarryOrganized by topics, from envy to sex, the delightfully rotten quotes in Love Stinks provide solace for everyone who's felt the sting of love gone bad.

Love Stinks!
Love Stinks!

Author: Diana Murray

Publisher: Random House Books for Young Readers

Published: 2022-12-13

Total Pages: 19

ISBN-13: 0593488474

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Can a skunk find love? Kids will LOVE reading this sweet and funny Comic Reader—combining the trusted learning tools of Step into Reading with the kid favorite comic panels and word balloons—perfect for Valentine's Day and everyday! Frog love. Fly love. Where is my love? Everywhere he goes it seems like all the other animals have someone to love . . . except for Skunk. Even gnats and snails and bats and whales have partners by their sides. Will Skunk find love? Comic readers are told almost entirely in action-packed dialogue! Simple, graphic, paneled layouts introduce emergent readers to the joy of comics. Step 1 Readers feature big type and easy words for children who know the alphabet and are eager to begin reading. Rhyme and rhythmic text paired picture clues help children decode the story.

Love Stinks! #15
Love Stinks! #15

Author: Nancy Krulik

Publisher: Penguin

Published: 2004-12-29

Total Pages: 67

ISBN-13: 1101141956

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It’s February and love is in the air! Everyone in the fourth grade is getting into the Valentine spirit. The kids are making cards, and are ordering personalized candy hearts from Cinnamon’s Candy Shop, the new candy store in the mall. But Katie has had enough—she is definitely not into all this mushy gushy stuff! So Katie makes a decision: there’ll be no Valentine’s Day for her this year. But then Katie turns into Cinnamon, the candy store owner. And the personalized hearts she makes up are...well...not exactly to order! By doing this, she practically ruins Valentine’s Day for everyone. Will Katie have a change of heart and save the day?

Smelly Bill
Smelly Bill

Author: Daniel Postgate

Publisher:

Published: 2009

Total Pages: 26

ISBN-13: 9780864619372

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Smelly Bill is back, and he's as SMELLY as ever... but now he's in love! Can Bill win the affections of a perfectly preened pup without cleaning up his act or will Bill live to stink another day?!

Sometimes Love Stinks
Sometimes Love Stinks

Author: C. A. King

Publisher: Lulu.com

Published: 2018-11-06

Total Pages: 165

ISBN-13: 1988301661

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What's in a name? Everything when it's laughable. Gastrella M. Balance was living a nightmare... daily. For several years, she'd been the butt of jokes about... her butt. Moving to Knollville was a chance to start fresh. Tanner had everything a guy could ask for in his senior year of high school. He had a football in one hand and a pretty girl hanging off the other arm. Being popular and the centre of attention came naturally to him. Taking tests, however, did not and he was desperate to keep that part of his life to himself. When a series of pranks go awry, they'll both be faced with confronting their personal anxieties. Together, they might have a chance to overcome the odds and survive the year. Sometimes Love Stinks is a romantic comedy that deals with issues that are both real and difficult. While the main characters in this story are from the mundane world, readers can expect to find the signature supernatural kiss C.A. King adds in all her books.

Spring Stinks
Spring Stinks

Author: Ryan T. Higgins

Publisher: Disney Electronic Content

Published: 2021-01-05

Total Pages: 32

ISBN-13: 1368070280

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Ruth the bunny is excited to share the smelly springtime smells of spring with Bruce! But what will Bruce think of all that stink? Little Bruce Book

My School Stinks!
My School Stinks!

Author: Becky Scharnhorst

Publisher: Penguin

Published: 2021-07-06

Total Pages: 33

ISBN-13: 0593116526

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"Just might convince complaining children that their school isn't so bad after all."--Kirkus reviews A hilarious back-to-school story told through journal entries about a boy who finds himself at a new school where the other students are REAL animals. Perfect for fans of Ryan T. Higgins's We Don't Eat Our Classmates and Elise Parsley's If You Ever Want to Bring an Alligator to School, Don't! Dear Diary, Today is the first day at my new school and I think there's been a mistake. My desk mate stinks, my locker buddy bites, and my teacher is unbearable! I told Mom my classmates are WILD ANIMALS but she said all little kids are wild animals. I think I'm going to be sick tomorrow. Celebrate back to school (and even calm some back-to-school nerves) with this clever and funny story about a boy who accidentally winds up at a school for animals, but soon realizes friends can come in all shapes, sizes, and species. A great read for kindergarten through second grade! Praise for My School Stinks!: "Along with being a good choice for children anxious about their own upcoming “first day,” this offers a nifty exercise in reading between the lines."--Booklist "An encouraging new-kid narrative told from an entertaining perspective." --Publishers Weekly

Sonic the Hedgehog: Love Stinks!
Sonic the Hedgehog: Love Stinks!

Author: Mike Gallagher

Publisher: Archie Comic Publications

Published: 2012-02-08

Total Pages: 108

ISBN-13: 1619888343

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When Sonic the Hedgehog and the Freedom Fighters aren't saving the world, they're dealing with some major relationship drama! And if there's one thing more troublesome than Dr. Eggman on Mobius, it's love! This 100+ page digital exclusive book features some of the Freedom Fighters' most memorable matters of the heart! From the sizzling split of Sonic and Sally, to the wedding of the century, there's never a dull moment in the love lives of our favorite heroes!

A Year of Programs for Teens
A Year of Programs for Teens

Author: Amy Alessio

Publisher: American Library Association

Published: 2007

Total Pages: 172

ISBN-13: 0838909035

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Offers a collection of activities for every month of the year, including a photography contest and a "Love Stinks Chocolate Fest" for February.