Jolly Jokes for Older Folks

Jolly Jokes for Older Folks

Author: Bob Phillips

Publisher: Harvest House Publishers

Published: 2007-04-01

Total Pages: 178

ISBN-13: 0736934952

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Bestselling author Bob Phillips has compiled yet another great collection of quirky quips and zany zingers that will charm and delight the young-at-heart and everyone who appreciates a little laughter in their lives. Stories of wacky waiters, loony lawyers, and daffy doctors will entertain readers while providing conversation starters for coffee or other get-togethers. An exasperated salesman abandoned his car in a no-parking zone and left this note: "I've circled this block 20 times. I have an appointment and must keep it or lose my job. Forgive us our trespasses." Upon returning, he found this note: "I've circled this block 20 years. If I don't give you a ticket, I'll lose my job. Lead us not into temptation." Patient: Doctor, doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can't remember a thing. Doctor: How long have you had this problem? Patient: What problem? Alphabetized so readers can find just the right joke to suit their fancy, Jolly Jokes for Older Folks provides lighthearted moments for everyone who's been around long enough to laugh at themselves and others.


The Little Book of Big Laughs

The Little Book of Big Laughs

Author: Donna Goodrich

Publisher: Harvest House Publishers

Published: 2014-10-01

Total Pages: 114

ISBN-13: 0736959025

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Perfect for entertainment, lead-ins for sermons or speeches, illustrations, and ice breakers, these short jokes and quips will help you relax, encourage your audience to listen, and provide a humorous note for talks, speeches, lessons, and social occasions. Organized by topics that include Marriage, Sports, Sunday School, Work, and more, this little humor book is easy to use and sized to fit into your briefcase, purse, or pocket. A surgeon, an architect, and a politician were arguing about whose profession was the oldest. Surgeon: “Eve was made from Adam’s rib, and that was surely a surgical operation.” Architect: “Maybe, but before that order was created out of chaos, and that was an architectural job.” Politician: “That may be, but somebody had to create the chaos!” Golfer: “I’d move heaven and earth to break 100 on this golf course.” Caddy: “Try heaven. You’ve already moved most of the earth!” Mother: “I don’t think you should marry Henry. He’s a dentist and you’re a manicurist.” Daughter: “What does that have to do with it?” Mother: “I’m afraid you’ll fight tooth and nail.”


How to Deal with Annoying People

How to Deal with Annoying People

Author: Bob Phillips

Publisher: Harvest House Publishers

Published: 2011-03-01

Total Pages: 322

ISBN-13: 0736940448

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Everyone knows the world is filled with annoying people. Family counselor Bob Phillips and inspirational speaker Kimberly Alyn offer help to those needing to improve their personal and professional relationships. They are two friends who have devoted many years to speaking, teaching, and consulting on this important topic. Churches, individuals, couples, employees, and managers will benefit from this look at personality styles and close—sometimes conflicted—interaction. Readers will discover why they are annoyed by others, why others are annoyed by them, and what they can do to create wholesome relationships. They’ll learn to employ biblical principles along with a fun and simple process of identifying social cues. The result will be an immediate improvement in relating to the significant people in their lives.


The Best of the Good Clean Jokes

The Best of the Good Clean Jokes

Author: Bob Phillips

Publisher: Harvest House Publishers

Published: 2013-08-01

Total Pages: 178

ISBN-13: 0736952446

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A brand-new, eye-catching cover makes this rerelease of humorist Bob Phillips’ Best of the Good Clean Jokes (more than 200,000 copies sold) sure to continue as a bestseller. Organized from A to Z, these amusing anecdotes and outrageous one-liners will keep readers entertained—and help them entertain others—for hours. Directions: If at first you don't succeed, try looking in the wastebasket for the directions. Operation: A minor operation is one performed on someone else. Prodigal: A Sunday school class was being quizzed on the prodigal son. The teacher asked, “Who was sorry when the prodigal son returned home?” A boy gave it a lot of thought and then answered, “The fatted calf.” Perfect for teens on up, these crazy quips, clean jokes, and witty observations are sure to garner laughs from everyone within earshot.


The World's Greatest Collection of Clean Jokes

The World's Greatest Collection of Clean Jokes

Author: Bob Phillips

Publisher: Harvest House Publishers

Published: 2013-03-01

Total Pages: 114

ISBN-13: 0736948481

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This top-selling collection of pure fun (more than 295,000 copies sold) is back with a fresh and lively new cover to reach more readers eager to laugh. Puns, one-liners, jester-worthy jokes, and quirky quips will amaze and astound friends and family. Giggles are guaranteed as readers enjoy the crazy conversations and hilarious observations— “Daddy, the teacher was reading the Bible to us—all about the children of Israel building the temple, the children of Israel crossing the Red Sea, the children of Israel making sacrifices. Didn’t the grownups do anything?” “You’re the laziest fellow I have seen. Don’t you do anything quickly?” “Yes, I get tired fast.” “I haven’t slept for days.” “How come?” “I only sleep at night!”


The Hilarious Book of Heavenly Humor

The Hilarious Book of Heavenly Humor

Author: Bob Phillips

Publisher: Harvest House Publishers

Published: 2011-10-01

Total Pages: 210

ISBN-13: 0736929886

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Bestselling jokester Bob Phillips (more than 5.4 million books sold) and godly, goodly humor cartoonist Jonny Hawkins team up to take a lighthearted look at church, Bible characters and events, and faith in this collection that offers a bit of humor for those in the pulpit, pews, and anywhere in between. Eve: Adam, do you love me? Adam: Who else? Question: What caused Abel to feel neglected? Answer: His parents were raising Cain. This collection of jokes, quotes, and cartoons, alphabetized and indexed from Abel to Zacchaeus, will be a favorite resource for those who want to freshen their bulletins, newsletters, speeches, or sermons--or just infuse their earthly days with some good clean fun. Rerelease of The Awesome Book of Heavenly Humor.


Nutty Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids

Nutty Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids

Author: Bob Phillips

Publisher: Harvest House Publishers

Published: 2009-03-01

Total Pages: 114

ISBN-13: 0736932720

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Bestselling author Bob Phillips (combined sales of more than 9 million copies!) has done it again. This wild collection of knock-knock jokes is sure to keep the kids giggling and Gramps chuckling—the whole household will be in stitches! Keep this book in the car for some rib-tickling fun on long road trips. Keep it in the playroom for a quick smile. Keep it on a nearby ereader or app for a surefire icebreaker at the party. Filled to the brim with funny and just plain silly riddles, this is a book every kid will want and every parent will enjoy. Laughter is only a knock-knock joke away!


Zany and Brainy Good Clean Jokes for Kids

Zany and Brainy Good Clean Jokes for Kids

Author: Bob Phillips

Publisher: Harvest House Publishers

Published: 2012-10-01

Total Pages: 114

ISBN-13: 0736942955

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All-around funny man and bestselling author Bob Phillips is at it again with another crazy collection of zany fun that will leave youngsters rolling on the floor. Zany and Brainy Good Clean Jokes for Kids follows in the fun footsteps of Bob’s other popular kid-friendly joke books. Who wears a mask, smells good, and rides a horse? I don’t have the foggiest. The Cologne Ranger. Sure to keep the hilarity coming, these good clean jokes will widen the smiles of readers of all ages.