A random collection of Christmas themed goodness. Packed with obvious observations and pretentiously rebellious sentence structures. With an ultimate epic goal of being intentionally insane, incredibly misdirected, wackily overly descriptive, and comedically utterly pointless. This is the perfect gag book for anyone seeking something out of the Holiday norm. There's no doubt this book will find its way onto your shelf of timeless Christmas classics.
Nine stories as hot and sweet as steaming cocoa on a December night! Collecting the erotic holiday "gift" stories from Circlet Press into one anthology, Jingle Balls has a little something for everyone, some gay, some straight, some lesbian, some kinky, some out of the (gift) box, with stories by Laura Antoniou, Kal Cobalt, Andrea Dale, Roxanne Rhoads, Elizabeth Schechter, and more!
No matter how strong of a person you are, there's always someone who can make you weak… I've got a thousand problems, and money is definitely one of them. Being sued by my former friend for costing her a job, getting fired, and walking away from my billionaire boyfriend all in the same week? Yep, that's exactly the kind of all-star losing streak I'm on. To make matters worse, I just leased a new apartment that I suddenly can't afford. Everything seems bleak, but when I go back to Brad to let him know about my court case, one thing leads to another. We can't keep our hands off each other, no matter what is going on in the world around us. Slowly, we manage to patch things up, and my luck turns around. But is it enough to save us from the jaws of one of Brad's former business partners? He's determined to take Brad down, and he's using our relationship to do it. I can't let Brad face the criminal on his own, but what can I do? The fact that we're sleeping together just might be the thing that delivers our opponent the win. The Takeover Series Love Notes Fine Print Over Time Rumor Mill Jingle Balls USA Today Bestselling Author, Lexy Timms, brings you a new contemporary billionaire romance with the perfect mix of steam, romantic comedy, a dash or romantic suspense and a whole lot of billionaire troubles... Search Terms: billionaire romance, new adult romance, sexy, contemporary romance and sex, hot and steamy, sport romance, hired wife, romantic comedy, fake girlfriend, happily ever after, sweet love story, romance love, romance love triangle, billionaire obsession, melody anne billionaire bachelors series, holiday, holiday romance, romance, romance billionaire series, billionaire, true love, love and life, golf, bilionaire romance, dark romance, saga, women's saga, motorcycle club romance, free kindle romance, workplace romance, BBW, bad boy, Alpha Bad Boy, Alpha male romance, new adult, contemporary romance, cancer, fictio, big beautiful women, women's fiction
Santa was beside himself. It was two days until Christmas, and three of his elves were out with the flu. So he had little choice but to hire Jingle, the very unusual, not to mention very horny little elf who will ultimately turn another elf’s toy-making life around. NOTE: This story appears in Rob Rosen's best-selling collection, Short Spurts.
Get a headstart on the holiday spirit by reading for a great cause! Nearly twenty of today’s most entertaining rom-com authors have teamed up to sell #Books4Boobs. This collection of holiday shorts ranges from sweet to steamy and promises to entertain. 100% of proceeds will benefit the Young Survival Coalition, an international organization focusing on women ages 40 and under who are diagnosed with breast cancer. Titles and Authors Wilder for the Win by Serena Bell Last One Gets the Booby Prize by Kilby Blades Tattooed Tatas by Kameron Claire Mixing Merrymas by Dylann Crush A Trivia Pursuit by Hope Ellis Two Nights to Believe by Melonie Johnson Tits the Season by Tawdra Kandle Decidedly with Tinsel by Stina Lindenblatt The Great Christmas Race by Elizabeth Lynx All I Want is You by Claire Marti Wreath this Ring by MK Meredith Star Bright by Susannah Nix Ta Ta To Heartbreak by Tracey Pedersen Pretty Packages by Marika Ray Rock, Paper, Santa by Piper Rayne Tinsel Bomb by Arell Rivers A Brit Under the Mistletoe by Brenda St John Brown Booby Trapped by Sylvie Stewart
She’s my best friend’s sister, but I’m done playing nice. This Christmas, I’m finally making her mine. Levi I’ve spent my life working hard and staying out of trouble, but when my best friend’s sister strolls back into town, everything changes. She’s organizing the bake-off for Ridge Winter Fest, and suddenly, all I can think about is her. Noelle’s got a fire in her that drives me crazy in the best way possible. She doesn’t take any crap from anyone—even me. It’s not just her raw talent or her unfiltered sass that have me hooked. It’s the way she makes me rethink everything I ever thought I wanted. This Christmas, I’m done holding back. I’m set on showing her that I’m the one who will worship her forever, no matter what it takes. Mountain Man’s Jingle Balls is a short and steamy instalove romance full of heat and heart with no cliffhanger, no cheating, and a guaranteed HEA. This book is part of Christmas in Bearclaw Ridge, a steamy instalove romance series set in a small mountain town where every protective mountain man finds a sweet, curvy woman to love.
It's Christmas Eve and Josh has bought his fiancé some sexy Santa lingerie to wear for the night. After a romantic home-cooked meal by candlelight, Anita dons her raunchy new outfit and joins Josh in the living room. With hormones racing the two enjoy the pleasures of the flesh as they get right into the festive spirit.
Holiday Recipe for Madcap Merrymaking in Jackrabbit Junction Start with a bawdy night sprinkled with tinsel tassels and jingle balls, toss in a missing pair of underwear, and top it all off with plenty of sugary shenanigans. Serve with a side of naughty and nice. Claire Morgan and her sisters are a tad twitchy. Their father is on his way for their first Christmas in Arizona, but the tidings of joy are few and far between. For one thing, their mother is pissed about her ex-husband flying in to play Santa. For another, their mother is just pissed. Period. Christmas will never be the same again for the Morgan sisters. (Note: This is volume 4.7 in the Jackrabbit Junction Mystery series.)
NICK My firm has been hired to make sure Holly gets her biggest Christmas wish. The rules are simple: Seduction and fantasy, and absolutely no sex. But, the moment I get a look at the delicious redhead, all rules go out the window faster than Santa's sleigh on Christmas night. I shouldn't touch her, but it is the season of giving, after all. And I really want to give Holly a night neither of us will ever forget. The problem is, once she wraps that sweet little tongue on my candy cane, I want much more than just one night. Warning: Welcome to Jenika and Jordan's Hot-Bite Christmas where the packages are big, the stockings are definitely hung, and snow isn't the only thing that gets plowed. We've decided you've been too good this year. So pull up a chair and enjoy a quick, dirty little cup of Christmas Cheer.
"Dashing through the bush, in a rusty Holden ute, kicking up the dust, esky in the boot. Kelpie by my side, singing Christmas songs, it's summertime and I am in my singlet, shorts and thongs." One of the world's best-loved Christmas carols is given a hilarious Aussie twist. This version has become a staple at end-of-year school concerts. You can enjoy Colin Buchanan singing and then create your very own karaoke session - but wait until you hear the unique, once-in-a-lifetime blowfly version! Nick Bland's comical illustrations show the whole family enjoying Christmas Day.
