Jeremy Strong's Laugh-Your-Socks-Off Joke Book
Jeremy Strong's Laugh-Your-Socks-Off Joke Book

Author: Amanda Li

Publisher: Penguin UK

Published: 2008-08-07

Total Pages: 128

ISBN-13: 0141910208

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Is it time to pause for breath? No because there’s also Streaker the dog, indoor pirates, trolls and superheroes AND karate kicking and time-travelling AND mad grannies and so much more. Featuring a brand new short-story by Jeremy, the Laugh-Your-Socks-Off Joke Book is jam-packed with jokes, quizzes,puzzles and games, plus extracts from all your favourite stories. Warning! No Knock-knock’s were used in the making of this book.

My Brother's Famous Bottom
My Brother's Famous Bottom

Author: Jeremy Strong

Publisher: Penguin UK

Published: 2007-01-04

Total Pages: 96

ISBN-13: 0141902752

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‘That’s the one!’ she cried. ‘That’s the bottom I’m after. Darling, you have the most gorgeous bottom!’ Nicholas’s dad has a plan to make some fast cash. Nappies! Some disposable-nappy people are looking for a beautiful botty for their new advert – and all Nicholas’s baby brother has to do is pass the audition. What could possibly go wrong?

There's A Pharaoh In Our Bath!
There's A Pharaoh In Our Bath!

Author: Jeremy Strong

Publisher: Penguin UK

Published: 2009-01-01

Total Pages: 86

ISBN-13: 0141908920

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Tony Lightspeed is always bringing home sick and injured animals, so when he turns up with an unconscious man dressed from head to tie in rather stinky bandages, his family aren't too surprised. But then they discover that the man is an ancient Egyptian pharaoh named Sennapod, who has been dead for over 4,000 years. Brought back to life by two dastardly grave robbers, Sennapod is on the run. Can he persuade the Lightspeeds to help him?

The Beak Speaks
The Beak Speaks

Author: Jeremy Strong

Publisher: Penguin UK

Published: 2003-08-07

Total Pages: 117

ISBN-13: 0141916699

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Mark is concerned that his dad has too much to do since his mum left - looking after him and his sister Tammy, the house and his vet's practice. He advertises for a girlfriend for his dad and soon the surgery is full of eager women, including the beautiful, but evil, Divine and her ugly henchman, Jaundice. This pair of crooks are smuggling animals and need a vet to look after them. Mark's dad is a sucker for Divine, but just to make sure of his help, she kidnaps the children. Luckily Mark has made friends with one of the smuggled chimps, Arnold Teabag, who is a bit of an escape artist, and the chimp brings help. The story is told alternatively by Mark and the family's wise-cracking pet mynah bird!

We Want to be On the Telly (Pocket Money Puffin)
We Want to be On the Telly (Pocket Money Puffin)

Author: Jeremy Strong

Publisher: Penguin UK

Published: 2010-05-06

Total Pages: 51

ISBN-13: 0141944099

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The hilariously funny story of Heathrow (affectionately named after London's airport) whose TOTALLY EMBARRASSING parents will do anything to be on TV, even if it involves rice pudding or a racing car or a rhinoceros! But in the end it's Heathrow's quick thinking that makes the news headlines! Laugh your socks off with this highly silly story specially for Pocket Money Puffins.

Invasion of the Christmas Puddings
Invasion of the Christmas Puddings

Author: Jeremy Strong

Publisher: Penguin UK

Published: 2008-10-30

Total Pages: 112

ISBN-13: 0141906642

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'Tis the season to be jolly tra-la-la-la-la ... BUT WAIT! Father Christmas's EVIL brother, Bad Christmas, is plotting to take over the world. His poisonous Christmas puddings that turn humans into zombies are pouring through from The Other Side in their millions. Millions of Christmas puddings, all made of deadly sticky matter! But four children from Plumpot Primary have escaped the puddings. Are they in time to stop Bad Christmas and save the world? Prepare to be ... puddified!

Lost! The Hundred-Mile-An-Hour Dog
Lost! The Hundred-Mile-An-Hour Dog

Author: Jeremy Strong

Publisher: Penguin UK

Published: 2008-01-03

Total Pages: 144

ISBN-13: 0141910828

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Streaker the dog is lost. And not just a bit lost, but REALLY LOST! It wasn't even her fault.! She wanted to protect some pies from the PIE ROBBER and suddenly she's miles from home and two-legged Trevor and she has to make friends with a cat. A CAT! But it gets a lot hairier when they find themselves face-to-face with a baboon . . . For the first time ever, Streaker tells her incredible adventures in her own words – and very funny words they are too. Rowan Clifford's illustrations add to the chaotic fun.

Beware! Killer Tomatoes
Beware! Killer Tomatoes

Author: Jeremy Strong

Publisher: Penguin UK

Published: 2007-01-04

Total Pages: 144

ISBN-13: 0141916745

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Jack's in trouble. Big trouble. Not only is he in hospital with a leg in traction (boring) but he knows the police are coming for him. Because of an accident – a tomato-related accident – involving a supermarket pyramid and an old-age pensioner. Whoops! Jeremy Strong knows exactly what makes kids laugh, and he's on top form in this very funny detective spoof. A major rebranding and repackaging programme in 2007 will ensure there's not a child in the country who hasn't laughed their socks off with Jeremy! Rowan Clifford's illustrations add to the fun.