I Broke My Butt!

I Broke My Butt!

Author: Dawn McMillan

Publisher: Courier Dover Publications

Published: 2019-10-16

Total Pages: 32

ISBN-13: 0486844234

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The inventive young hero from the bestselling I Need a New Butt! is back and this time he has accidentally glued a serving tray to his behind — and it's great for sliding down hills, surfing big waves, and other booty-full fun. Now all his friends want one too!


I've Broken My Bum (PB)

I've Broken My Bum (PB)

Author: Dawn McMillan

Publisher:

Published: 2020-01-02

Total Pages: 32

ISBN-13: 9780702300028

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The inventive young hero from the bestselling I Need a New Bum!is back! And this time he has accidentallyglued a serving tray to his behind- and he's tickled pink! See, it's great for sliding down hill, surfing big waves, and other booty-full fun and games. Now all his friends wants one too!


My Bum Is So NOISY!

My Bum Is So NOISY!

Author: Dawn Mcmillan

Publisher:

Published: 2021-02-02

Total Pages:

ISBN-13: 9780947506810

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My bum is so noisy. My bum brings me shame. It makes weird noises and I get the blame. This poor kid really has trouble with his bum. This time he's in a fix because some strange noises uproariously and unpredictably issue from his behind! There's tooting and hooting, and burping and slurping, and popping and squeaking when Auntie is speaking. But Mum and Dad love their boy and they refuse to make a fuss. And see what happens when he is talent-spotted (or talent-heard) by movie scouts ... Join the popular character from I Need a New Bum! and I've Broken my Bum! when he discovers he has the loudest, the proudest, the most uproarious, victorious, sound-system backside!


Llama Glamarama

Llama Glamarama

Author: Simon James Green

Publisher: Scholastic UK

Published: 2020-06-04

Total Pages: 32

ISBN-13: 0702301701

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Larry the llama has a secret: he loves dancing! But have you ever seen a llama dance? Well, neither had Larry - until one day he spots an ad for the Llama Glamarama. He joins the crowd, and it blows Larry's mind to see llamas DANCING! Will this raucous, joyful celebration give Larry the courage to embrace his inner dancer? How would the other llamas back at the barn react, if he ever revealed his secret?


I need a new bum

I need a new bum

Author: Dawn McMillan

Publisher: Oratia Media Ltd

Published: 2012-09-03T00:00:00Z

Total Pages: 32

ISBN-13: 1877514578

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I need a new bum! Mine's got a crack. I can see in the mirror a crack in the back. What to do when you need a new bum? Should you get one that's blue or yellow spotted? A Chevy bum, a rocket bum that's all fire and thrust, or a robo-bum? The options are endless - but wait, Dad's bum crack is showing too? Maybe this is contagious.


My Butt is SO NOISY!

My Butt is SO NOISY!

Author: Dawn McMillan

Publisher: Courier Dover Publications

Published: 2021-01-06

Total Pages: 19

ISBN-13: 0486848787

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Everyone’s favorite character from the bestselling I Need a NEW BUTT! and I Broke MY BUTT! is back with a new problem — his butt is too noisy! Follow our hero’s hilarious adventures in the latest and loudest sequel by Dawn McMillan and Ross Kinnaird.


F is for FART #2

F is for FART #2

Author: Mrs MR Smelt It Dealt It

Publisher: Independently Published

Published: 2020-10-05

Total Pages: 30

ISBN-13:

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If F is for FART blew you away with its hysterical humor, you will surely love F is for FART #2. F is for FART #2 is about farts. Yes, farts. It's also about ABCs, rhymes, and animals-but it's mostly about farts, and making you and your loved ones laugh about farts. Each letter stands for an animal and is accompanied by a rhyme, which is short and stinky-much like farts are stinky. We hope you think this book stinks in all the right ways. What are the right ways? I'm glad you asked. We've got farts that smell, farts that BOOM, farts that TOOT, farts that groan, and plenty of fart FACTS. Was it you? Was it me? No, of course not-it was the animals! We've got animals from Africa, China, and even Rottnest Island! We've got animals from the East and animals from the West; animals from near and animals from far! We've got animals that fly high in the sky and those that swim deep in the sea! We've even got animals from the land down under-even an animal that is extinct! Some farting creatures live in forests; others live in trees! Just buy the book and you-you will see; just buy the book-just buy it, please! Worried that we've skipped a favorite animal of yours? I don't think so! We've got ... A for alpaca B for brown bear C for chimpanzee D for dolphin E for elk F for fox G for gorilla H for horse I for impala J for jackal K for koala L for lion M for moose N for numbat O for owl P for panda Q for quokka R for rat S for seal T for tiger U for unicorn fish V for vampire bat W for walrus X for xenoceratops (ZEE-no-SEH-rah-tops) Y for yellow mongoose and Z for zebu. If your kids love farts as much as ours, we're sure this book will be a favorite, so please consider adding it to your library. Mr. Smelt It and Mrs. Dealt It Also available F is for FART handwriting activity book F is for FART coloring book P is for POOPS The EMBARRASSED UNICORN A is for AVIATION N is for NATIONAL PARKS


The Magic Porridge Pot

The Magic Porridge Pot

Author: Rosie Dickins

Publisher: Usborne Publishing Ltd

Published: 2015-12-01

Total Pages: 51

ISBN-13: 1474920608

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Poor Hannah never has enough to eat, and can't believe her luck when she is given a magic porridge pot. But when a greedy boy steals it, is he in for more than he bargained for? Part of the Usborne Reading Programme developed with reading experts at the University of Roehampton, specially written for children just starting to read alone. Includes audio. "Crack reading and make confident and enthusiastic readers with this fantastic reading programme." - Julia Eccleshare


Why Do Dogs Sniff Bottoms?

Why Do Dogs Sniff Bottoms?

Author: Dawn McMillan

Publisher: Breakwater Books

Published: 2006

Total Pages: 38

ISBN-13: 9781894377232

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The answer to one of life's mysteries is now revealed - why exactly do dogs sniff bottoms? This delightfully funny account is brought to life through witty verse and hilarious illustrations which perfectly capture the rhythm of the verse.Winner of the Children's Choice Award at the New Zealand Post Children's Book Awards in 2003.


The Winter of Frankie Machine

The Winter of Frankie Machine

Author: Don Winslow

Publisher: Vintage Crime/Black Lizard

Published: 2006-09-26

Total Pages: 321

ISBN-13: 0307266079

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FROM THE BESTSELLING AUTHOR OF THE CARTEL. Frankie Machianno, a hard-working entrepreneur, passionate lover, part-time surf bum, and full-time dad, is a pillar of his waterfront community—and a retired hit man. Once better known as Frankie Machine, he was a brutally efficient killer. Now someone from his past wants him dead, and after a botched attempt on his life, Frankie sets out to find his potential killers. However, the list of suspects is longer than the California coastline. With the mob on his heels and the cops on his tail, Frankie hatches a plan to protect his family, save his life, and escape the mob forever. Then things get really complicated.