It's a Punderful Life
It's a Punderful Life

Author: Gemma Correll

Publisher: Dog n Bone

Published: 2014-02-13

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781909313286

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Puns often mistakenly get a bad rep, but if they’re good enough for Oscar Wilde and Shakespeare (whose work featured over 3000 puns), it’s good enough for us. Hot off the back of her incredibly popular Monday Punday online series, Gemma Correll has surveyed her army of punning fans to create this hilarious collection of her best illustrated puns, as well as lots of new ones. Over the following pages you will see grin-inducing puns such as Wonton Cruelty featuring sadistic dim sum, or rotten eggs hurling abuse at each other. The sweet tooth has brought you some flowers and the seal of approval is very pleased to meet you. With over 50 puns, this book will bring a smile to even the most miserable person’s face.

Pun and Games
Pun and Games

Author: Richard Lederer

Publisher: Chicago Review Press

Published: 1996-06-01

Total Pages: 78

ISBN-13: 1613746288

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Introduces the wacky world of wordplay with puns, spoonerisms, games of word substitution, and more.

Dad Jokes
Dad Jokes

Author: Editors of Portable Press

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2017-09-01

Total Pages: 254

ISBN-13: 1684120071

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Dad’s comedy arsenal is about to get a huge upgrade . . . to the relief of everyone around him! Cue the groans. Put an end to courtesy laughs and awkward silences with the jokes in this book! From the people who brought you Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader, this is an eclectic collection of the punniest, funniest, most outrageous knee-slappers that have ever been told! At work, at home, at the game—Dad will beat them all to the punch—line, that is! He’ll be hip and humorous with totally bodacious jokes like these: Einstein developed a theory about space. And it was about time, too! Why is Christmas just like another day in the office? Because you do all the work and some fat guy in a suit gets all the credit! Dad: “I wouldn’t want to be buried in this graveyard.” Kid: “Why not?” Dad: “Because I'm not dead yet!” And many more!

A Pug's Guide to Etiquette
A Pug's Guide to Etiquette

Author: Gemma Correll

Publisher: Dog n Bone

Published: 2013-02-14

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781909313033

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This manual is an essential item for any pug aspiring to be a sophisticated, civilized citizen. Pugs play by their own set of rules. When you want them to sit, they stand; when you want them to stay, they go; and when you want them to stop eating that unidentified item on the floor, well... Traditional schools of canine thought put this behavior down to a stubborn refusal to be trained that's inherent in the bred. Not so. This behaviour is, in fact, down to an ancient set of rules, passed down from pug generation to pug generation. A Pug's Guide to Etiquette attempts to explain these rules, thereby advancing pug-human relations to hitherto unprecedented heights.

What I Wore Today
What I Wore Today

Author: Gemma Correll

Publisher: Spruce

Published: 2012-03-01

Total Pages: 112

ISBN-13: 9781846013973

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This fashion journal allows young girls to doodle themselves into a style icon. Readers can let their imaginations run wild by using the little mannequin to sketch themselves in a flash and fill in the blanks about the day. Illustrations. Consumable.

The Pun Also Rises
The Pun Also Rises

Author: John Pollack

Publisher: Avery

Published: 2012-04-03

Total Pages: 242

ISBN-13: 1592406750

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At once entertaining and educational, this engaging book is a funny, erudite, and provocative exploration of puns, the people who make them, and this derided wordplay's remarkable impact on human history.

It's a Pug's Life
It's a Pug's Life

Author: Gemma Correll

Publisher: Dog n Bone

Published: 2022-03-08

Total Pages: 128

ISBN-13: 9781912983506

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Renowned illustrator Gemma Correll presents sage advice for pugs of all shapes and sizes in this collection of hilarious cartoons. Life for a pug can be confusing. On the one hand, people stop in the street and squeal at the cuteness of your appearance, but on the other people don't take too kindly to your desires to fart at will or lick yourself in public. So how does today's pug learn to navigate through the pitfalls of the modern world? With It's a Pug's Life of course! Divided into two sections—Manners & Etiquette and Relationships—this hilarious guide will teach a pug everything he or she needs to know about life, love, and everything in between—whether that's etiquette of the street or matters of the heart.

A Pug's Guide to Dating
A Pug's Guide to Dating

Author: Gemma Correll

Publisher: Dog n Bone

Published: 2013-09-12

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781909313101

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Who knew that sniffing someone’s backside in a park could be so alluring? For every pug, the road to romance is filled with dramatic highs and crashing lows. For every successful lick there’s an aborted leg hump, for each whiff of a pretty posterior there is a howl lamenting unrequited adoration. In A Pug’s Guide to Dating, pug lover and illustrator of the moment Gemma Correll has put together a collection of 50 charming cartoons, observing from a pug’s point of view, the pitfalls facing young pugs in their quest for love.

The Little Book of Pride
The Little Book of Pride

Author: Lewis Laney

Publisher: Ryland Peters & Small

Published: 2020-06-30

Total Pages: 130

ISBN-13: 1912983257

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Celebrate the LGTBQ community with this small but perfectly formed guide to Pride. What began as a protest for gay rights following the Stonewall riots of 1969 in New York has grown to become a global celebration of LGBTQ culture. In the 50-odd years since the original protest, and what is now widely accepted to be the first Pride march – Christopher Street Liberation Day, 1970 – Pride events are now attended by millions each year, celebrating how far we've come, recognising where we have to go and highlighting important causes in the queer community. The Little Book of Pride is a concise look at everything you need to know about Pride, revealing the history, the key people involved, the best Pride events around the world, inspirational quotes from famous queers, Pride facts and a fun Pride survival guide.

The Best Book of Puns
The Best Book of Puns

Author: Art Moger

Publisher:

Published: 1988-01

Total Pages: 166

ISBN-13: 9780806510972

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From the author of "Complete Pun Book" comes an all new collection. Here, readers will find a hilarious abundance of pun-ishment for the millions who can't resist giving a word or phrase a twist--and ammunition for many occasions from movie, TV and theater wags; from the wits of Wall Street and Washington; the gems from poets and pundits and some of the bottom-of-the-barrel crumbs! Introduction by Bob Hope. **Lightning Print On Demand Title