Theocritus, translated into English Verse
Theocritus, translated into English Verse

Author: Theocritus

Publisher: Good Press

Published: 2019-11-20

Total Pages: 132

ISBN-13:

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Theocritus, translated into English verse is a long poem consisting of 31 idylls. Excerpt: "THYRSIS. Sweet are the whispers of yon pine that make Low music o'er the spring, and, Goatherd, sweet Thy piping; second thou to Pan alone. Is he the horned ram? then thine the goat. Is his the goat? to thee shall fall the kid; And toothsome is the flesh of unmilked kids. GOATHERD. Shepherd, thy lay is as the noise of streams Falling and falling aye from yon tall crag."

Very Bad Poetry
Very Bad Poetry

Author: Kathryn Petras

Publisher: Vintage

Published: 1997-03-25

Total Pages: 145

ISBN-13: 0679776222

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Writing very bad poetry requires talent. It helps to have a wooden ear for words, a penchant for sinking into a mire of sentimentality, and an enviable confidence that allows one to write despite absolutely appalling incompetence. The 131 poems collected in this first-of-its-kind anthology are so glaringly awful that they embody a kind of genius. From Fred Emerson Brooks' "The Stuttering Lover" to Matthew Green's "The Spleen" to Georgia Bailey Parrington's misguided "An Elegy to a Dissected Puppy", they mangle meter, run rampant over rhyme, and bludgeon us into insensibility with their grandiosity, anticlimax, and malapropism. Guaranteed to move even the most stoic reader to tears (of laughter), Very Bad Poetry is sure to become a favorite of the poetically inclined (and disinclined).