I Will Not Read This Book

I Will Not Read This Book

Author: Cece Meng

Publisher: Houghton Mifflin Harcourt

Published: 2011

Total Pages: 37

ISBN-13: 0547049714

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A child adamantly refuses to read a book, regardless of the increasingly outrageous circumstances that might occur. In this book illustrated with wit and whimsy by Ang, Meng delivers once again with this story of how the ultimate reluctant reader becomes a book lover. Full color.


I Don't Want to Read This Book Aloud

I Don't Want to Read This Book Aloud

Author: Max Greenfield

Publisher: Penguin

Published: 2023-09-19

Total Pages: 25

ISBN-13: 0593616596

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Another hilarious picture book from actor Max Greenfield, author of I Don't Want To Read This Book and This Book Is Not a Present, dedicated to introverts of all ages, about the horrors of reading aloud. Nobody in the world actually enjoys reading aloud, do they? Impossible! After all, any number of terrible things could happen: you might come across a word you don't know how to pronounce. Or get distracted by a volcano eruption and lose your place. Even worse, you might accidentally hear the sound of your own voice! Actor Max Greenfield (New Girl, The Neighborhood) and New York Times bestselling illustrator Mike Lowery, the duo behind I Don't Want To Read This Book and This Book Is Not a Present, are back with another side-splitting picture book that's sure to have kids shouting for repeat read-alouds.


Don't Read This Book!

Don't Read This Book!

Author: Jill Lewis

Publisher: Egmont Books (UK)

Published: 2009

Total Pages: 32

ISBN-13: 9781405236423

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The King is about to star in a brand new story, but - wait a minute! What's this? The story has disappeared! You'd better go and do something else insteada What? You're still here? Well, then you'll see the King frantically galloping through Storyland to piece together the fragments of his story, with some very unlikely interventions (and help) and some very familiar faces doing some very unfamiliar things. And look out for the pea. He's the real star of this show!


Do Not Read This Book!

Do Not Read This Book!

Author: Renae Bradley-Jones

Publisher: BookLocker.com, Inc.

Published: 2024-04-10

Total Pages: 71

ISBN-13:

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Do you have Faith and Trust in God? If so how much? Do you let God have control? Do you obey him? Do you want peace and contentment? Do you want to have God's Blessings in your life? If so, I have some very important things to share with you! God wants a relationship with you, he wants to be involved in everything you do. He will help you through the trials and tribulations that we must endure until he returns. We are experiencing more crime, wars, economy is horrible and natural disasters are on the rise. God takes care of his children, and he will take care of you!Learn how to renew your faith and be blessed so you can be a blessing!


This Book Will Not Be Fun

This Book Will Not Be Fun

Author: Cirocco Dunlap

Publisher: Random House Books for Young Readers

Published: 2017-06-06

Total Pages: 17

ISBN-13: 0399550631

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*A 2018 Children's and Teen Choice Book Award Finalist! A mouse who acts as a careful custodian of his book tries to guarantee his reader some peace and order in spite of escalating chaos. For fans of The Book With No Pictures and This Book Just Ate My Dog! A book is no place for tomfoolery, and this mouse assures us that his book is to be no exception. Just please ignore that Word-Eating Flying Whale, and—oh, no, the lights have gone out. Wait, what is THAT?! Nothing to fear. Everything is under control. . . . Readers will delight as this charming yet uptight mouse is challenged and subverted by gloriously imaginative creatures that are like nothing you’ve ever seen. Will our little mouse succumb to the attractiveness of their overwhelming exuberance? Newcomer Cirocco Dunlap delivers an on-point debut picture-book text that dances outside the boundaries of its pages. Olivier Tallec breathes extra lunacy into this nutty little world with his absurdist palette and amusing forms.


Do Not Open This Book

Do Not Open This Book

Author: Andy Lee

Publisher: Scholastic Press

Published: 2020-10-06

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781338668988

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"Originally published in Australia by Lake Press Pty Ltd." -- Verso.


Please Don't Read This Book

Please Don't Read This Book

Author: Deanna Kizis

Publisher: Penguin

Published: 2021-01-12

Total Pages: 21

ISBN-13: 0593116836

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In this laugh-out-loud book that begs readers to break the rules, silliness and hilarity reign supreme! Perfect for fans of The Book with No Pictures. Wait--are you reading this book? Even though the cover asked you not to? Well, if you're going to read it, then you'll have to follow the rules, or you're going to have WAY too much fun. And you don't want to have FUN, do you? DO YOU?! That's what I thought. So definitely, positively, DO NOT read this book! Join along for zany antics, silly sounds, and endless fun in this breaks-the-fourth-wall book that will have readers coming back time and time again--regardless of what the title says. Praise for Please Don't Read This Book: "Inviting of energetic engagement and laughter." --Kirkus Reviews "A brilliant job of engaging even the most reluctant reader, showing how much fun a book can be." --New York Journal of Books "'Please Don’t Read This Book!' is hard to resist — and that’s clearly the plan." --The Virginian-Pilot


Snappsy the Alligator (Did Not Ask to Be in This Book)

Snappsy the Alligator (Did Not Ask to Be in This Book)

Author: Julie Falatko

Publisher: Penguin

Published: 2016-02-02

Total Pages: 44

ISBN-13: 0698154940

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Snappsy the alligator is having a normal day when a pesky narrator steps in to spice up the story. Is Snappsy reading a book ... or is he making CRAFTY plans? Is Snappsy on his way to the grocery store ... or is he PROWLING the forest for defenseless birds and fuzzy bunnies? Is Snappsy innocently shopping for a party ... or is he OBSESSED with snack foods that start with the letter P? What's the truth? Snappsy the Alligator (Did Not Ask to Be in This Book) is an irreverent look at storytelling, friendship, and creative differences, perfect for fans of Mo Willems.


How to Talk About Books You Haven't Read

How to Talk About Books You Haven't Read

Author: Pierre Bayard

Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing USA

Published: 2010-08-10

Total Pages: 129

ISBN-13: 1596917148

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In this delightfully witty, provocative book, literature professor and psychoanalyst Pierre Bayard argues that not having read a book need not be an impediment to having an interesting conversation about it. (In fact, he says, in certain situations reading the book is the worst thing you could do.) Using examples from such writers as Graham Greene, Oscar Wilde, Montaigne, and Umberto Eco, he describes the varieties of "non-reading"-from books that you've never heard of to books that you've read and forgotten-and offers advice on how to turn a sticky social situation into an occasion for creative brilliance. Practical, funny, and thought-provoking, How to Talk About Books You Haven't Read-which became a favorite of readers everywhere in the hardcover edition-is in the end a love letter to books, offering a whole new perspective on how we read and absorb them.


How to Read a Book

How to Read a Book

Author: Mortimer J. Adler

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2014-09-30

Total Pages: 448

ISBN-13: 1476790159

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Investigates the art of reading by examining each aspect of reading, problems encountered, and tells how to combat them.