How to Fake Being Tidy

How to Fake Being Tidy

Author: Fenella Souter

Publisher: Allen & Unwin

Published: 2021-03-30

Total Pages: 259

ISBN-13: 1761061283

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Funny true stories about the everyday dramas that can make or break friendships, cooking, housekeeping and the domestic chaos that always threatens to get the upper hand, written in the tradition of Nora Ephron. 'A glorious account of how the little things of life are, of course, the big things' - Richard Glover 'Every failed domestic goddess will rock with laughter.' Shona Martyn My mother wasn't much of a housekeeper. She wasn't much of a cook either, although she tried. She longed to live a more unconventional life. Admirably high-minded, but it meant I never learnt to fold a towel. In these funny, sometimes poignant, stories, award-winning feature writer Fenella Souter celebrates the highs and lows of domestic life - from her attempts to run the house like a grown-up, to lessons in good cooking; from accidentally killing her wisteria, divorcing the cat and shirt-fronting bossy tradies, to wondering if the 'hostess gift' is still a thing or why some people have impeccable taste. With their distinctive wit, they will leave you smiling with recognition at the everyday dramas and dilemmas that can make or break friendships and marriages, turn a house into a home, or let chaos get the upper hand. 'Chuck out all your self-help guides to gratitude, mindfulness and finding meaning. This book is all you need.' - Charlotte Wood 'Sweet, wise and very funny.' - Danny Katz


Tidy the F*ck Up

Tidy the F*ck Up

Author: Messie Condo

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2019-05-28

Total Pages: 129

ISBN-13: 1631585452

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Even you can get your sh*t together! Tidy the F*ck Up is a funny, down-to-earth parody of Marie Kondo’s The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up, where you’ll be handed the most useful tools for keeping your crap clean and organized without all the pressure. In this book, you’ll discover useful ways to figure out what to do with your sh*tpiles in an approachable, care-free way, and you’ll say farewell to the hair-pulling stress of marathon cleaning. Tossing all your junk in a closet doesn’t make it any less of a clusterf*ck, but approaching it little by little and making use of some helpful hints can do a world of wonders for all your sh*t, the comfort of your space, and your general sanity. With this hilarious guide, you’ll learn how to: Become a decision-making bad*ss Get rid of the sh*t you don’t need and keep the sh*t you do Live life after a clusterf*ck! And more! With a lighthearted tone that the finest sailors would admire, Tidy the F*ck Up will help you make your house a f*cking home.


The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up

The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up

Author: Marie Kondo

Publisher: Ten Speed Press

Published: 2014-10-14

Total Pages: 226

ISBN-13: 1607747316

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#1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • The book that sparked a revolution and inspired the hit Netflix series Tidying Up with Marie Kondo: the original guide to decluttering your home once and for all. ONE OF THE MOST INFLUENTIAL BOOKS OF THE DECADE—CNN Despite constant efforts to declutter your home, do papers still accumulate like snowdrifts and clothes pile up like a tangled mess of noodles? Japanese cleaning consultant Marie Kondo takes tidying to a whole new level, promising that if you properly simplify and organize your home once, you’ll never have to do it again. Most methods advocate a room-by-room or little-by-little approach, which doom you to pick away at your piles of stuff forever. The KonMari Method, with its revolutionary category-by-category system, leads to lasting results. In fact, none of Kondo’s clients have lapsed (and she still has a three-month waiting list). With detailed guidance for determining which items in your house “spark joy” (and which don’t), this international bestseller will help you clear your clutter and enjoy the unique magic of a tidy home—and the calm, motivated mindset it can inspire.


10-Minute Tidy Home

10-Minute Tidy Home

Author: Sara L. Hunter

Publisher: Fair Winds Press

Published: 2019-09-10

Total Pages: 211

ISBN-13: 1631598155

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Organize your home…and your life. This invaluable resource gives you 400+ ingenious ways to get (and keep) your home organized in just ten minutes—less time than it will take you to find your misplaced keys! If you are about to give up the battle to finally organize your home, don't. Help has arrived with this book. Your dream of an organized home can be a reality. And it won't take a lot of time or money. Get good, proven, and effective advice on all of the challenge areas in your home: the kitchen, family rooms, home offices, basements, garages, and more. Also, learn tips for keeping chaos at bay when you throw parties, host holiday gatherings, and pack for vacations. Create order with these tips and many more: Organizing your kitchen cupboard into sections for each family member Organize your child's artwork in three-ring binders Recycle your birthday and holiday cards by making them into gift tags for future presents Your beautifully organized home is in sight with 10-Minute Tidy Home.


Tidying Up Art

Tidying Up Art

Author: Ursus Wehrli

Publisher: Prestel Pub

Published: 2003

Total Pages: 47

ISBN-13: 9783791330037

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Tidying Up Art is an attempt at bringing a bit of clarity into our lives just where it makes no sense at all! Ursus Wehrli, a popular stand-up comedian, rearranges famous works of art, sweeps all unwanted things out of the way and lines everything up in neat rows: after all, being tidy is a virtue.


The Little Book of Tidying

The Little Book of Tidying

Author: Beth Penn

Publisher: Hachette UK

Published: 2017-07-06

Total Pages: 102

ISBN-13: 1856753727

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A beautifully colour-illustrated pocket guide to decluttering your home and life by using specific tools and strategies


My Boyfriend Barfed in My Handbag . . . and Other Things You Can't Ask Martha

My Boyfriend Barfed in My Handbag . . . and Other Things You Can't Ask Martha

Author: Jolie Kerr

Publisher: Penguin

Published: 2014-02-25

Total Pages: 258

ISBN-13: 0142196932

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NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER “Wise and funny. . . . The Lorrie Moore short story, or the Tina Fey memoir, of cleaning tutorials.”—Dwight Garner, The New York Times “Thrillingly titled. . . . For a generation overwhelmed not just by dust bunnies, but by bong water on the carpet, pee stains on the ceiling and vomit seemingly everywhere, Jolie Kerr dispenses cleaning advice free of judgment. . . . A Mrs. Beeton for the postcollege set.” —Penelope Green, The New York Times “Jolie Kerr really cuts through the grease and grime with her new book. I do what she tells me to do.” —Amy Sedaris The author of the hit column “Ask a Clean Person” offers a hilarious and practical guide to cleaning up life’s little emergencies Life is filled with spills, odors, and those oh-so embarrassing stains you just can’t tell your parents about. And let’s be honest: no one is going to ask Martha Stewart what to do when your boyfriend barfs in your handbag. Thankfully, Jolie Kerr has both staggering cleaning knowledge and a sense of humor. With signature sass and straight talk, Jolie takes on questions ranging from the basic—how do I use a mop? —to the esoteric—what should I do when bottles of homebrewed ginger beer explode in my kitchen? My Boyfriend Barfed in My Handbag proves that even the most nightmarish cleaning conundrums can be solved with a smile, the right supplies, and a little music.


I Am Tidy

I Am Tidy

Author: Jen Porter

Publisher:

Published: 2016

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781492641711

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"Originally published as I've Been Tidy in 2016 in Australia by Lake Press Pty Ltd."


Joy at Work

Joy at Work

Author: Marie Kondo

Publisher: Little, Brown Spark

Published: 2020-04-07

Total Pages: 173

ISBN-13: 0316423343

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Declutter your desk and brighten up your business with this transformative guide from an organizational psychologist and the #1 New York Times bestselling author of The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up. The workplace is a magnet for clutter and mess. Who hasn't felt drained by wasteful meetings, disorganized papers, endless emails, and unnecessary tasks? These are the modern-day hazards of working, and they can slowly drain the joy from work, limit our chances of career progress, and undermine our well-being. There is another way. In Joy at Work, bestselling author and Netflix star Marie Kondo and Rice University business professor Scott Sonenshein offer stories, studies, and strategies to help you eliminate clutter and make space for work that really matters. Using the world-renowned KonMari Method and cutting-edge research, Joy at Work will help you overcome the challenges of workplace mess and enjoy the productivity, success, and happiness that come with a tidy desk and mind.


How to Clean Practically Anything

How to Clean Practically Anything

Author: Edward Kippel

Publisher:

Published: 1996

Total Pages: 228

ISBN-13: 9780890438435

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Provides practical ways to clean household and personal items, including appliances, upholstery, carpets, and automobiles.