Mommy Drinks Because You Cry
Mommy Drinks Because You Cry

Author: Hannah Caner

Publisher: Castle Point Books

Published: 2016-04-26

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781250119919

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Pull Mommy back from the edge with this irreverent adult coloring book! MOMMY DRINKS BECAUSE YOU CRY is the adult coloring book for the delightfully impolite. For the rare moments you have to yourself, enjoy the calming act of coloring with a little dose of sass. This collection of beautiful designs and fun illustrations are paired with the very best of all our worst thoughts, from “I child-proofed my house, but they still get in,” to “Home is where the vodka is.” Each hilariously captioned design is printed on sturdy, tear-out pages perfect for amusing decoration or passive-aggressive gift-giving. When you want to unwind with coloring but aren’t in the mood to embrace sunshine and daisies, MOMMY DRINKS BECAUSE YOU CRY is the perfect adult coloring book to let you speak your native sarcasm!

Adult Coloring Books
Adult Coloring Books

Author: Adult Coloring Books

Publisher: Tip Top Education

Published: 2016-06-23

Total Pages: 104

ISBN-13: 9781940282862

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Over 45 whimsical high resolution, professionally printed coloring pages--an adult relaxation coloring book. *Beautiful Images--animals, flowers, and gorgeous scenes. *Delightful Drawings--ranging from EASY to VERY complex. *Incredibly Fun and Relaxing

Swearing Like a Motherfucker
Swearing Like a Motherfucker

Author: Colorful Swearing Dreams

Publisher:

Published: 2019-07

Total Pages: 48

ISBN-13: 9781077311084

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GAG GIFT IDEA - SWEAR WORD COLORING BOOK FOR GROWN-UPS This is an Adult Coloring Book of 20 Hilarious Swearing Words and Relaxing Designs where men, women, co-workers, managers or anyone else can relief their stress by coloring & without cussing out loud! For Adult Only. Cover Soft Silky Matte Cover Size 8.5 x 11 inches (21.59 x 27.94 cm) Features 20 Unique & Relaxing Designs to Color for Adult Only This Coloring book Contains 20 hilarious Uncensored Swear Words (including F-words, C-words, etc.) Each Swear word is designed around Mandalas, Paisley Patterns, Flowers & more Each Coloring Page is designed for Laughing, Relaxing & Passing Time The Variety of Designs offer something for every skill level Your choice of coloring tools can be used (Gel Pens, Colored Pencils, Markers, Crayons, etc.) Each Coloring Page is Printed on One Side of white paper for best results. Examples of Cuss Words you can find in this Coloring Book ""I'm Sick of this Shit"" ""The Art of not Giving a Fuck"" ""Fifty Shades of Bullshit"" ""Shut the Fuck Up"" and more! These coloring books are the best funny gag gift ideas for White Elephant, Retirement, Birthdays, Christmas for moms, dads, coworkers, colleagues, directors, etc. Unleash your inner artist as you color this therapeutic antistress coloring book, perfect for getting rid of negative feelings & staying stress-free. TIME TO COLOR THE STRESS AWAY

Mom Life: a Snarky Adult Coloring Book
Mom Life: a Snarky Adult Coloring Book

Author: Papeterie Bleu Papeterie Bleu Adult Coloring Books

Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

Published: 2016-05-15

Total Pages: 72

ISBN-13: 9781533270771

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REGULAR LIST PRICE $12.99 2016 GIFT IDEAS: ADULT COLORING BOOKS > HUMOROUS #Momlife is the best life! It's 6:30 PM. By some miracle, one of your kids is asleep while the other is watching cartoons in a food coma. Quick! Here's your chance! Grab some colored pencils and markers, this coloring book, and run to the bathroom (don't forget the wine)! First, lock the door and enjoy the solitude of private urination. Second, gulp down that wine and enjoy the most relaxing five minutes of your day as you surrender to the quietness and creativity of coloring. Celebrate the humor and frustration that are the highs and lows of motherhood featured in the pages of this book. Happy Coloring! Product Details: Premium matte finish cover design Printed single sided on bright white paper Perfect for all coloring mediums High quality 60# paper stock Large format 8.5" x 11.0" pages Pages Include the following: Congratulations on Your New Vajayjay Tub Poop Happens Threenager I Look So Peaceful when my Kids are Sleeping Potty Like a Rock Star I Breed Nonsleepers My Little Monsters No Talkie Before Coffee Toddlers are Aholes Toddzilla I Love you to the Moon and Back Mommy's Juicebox Terrible Twos Coffee versus Sleep This Kid Wine Rhymes with Friday Motherhood Winging It Blowout Little Dude Door Bell Broken Lil Miss In Dog Wine Not My Circus Not My Monkeys Serenity Now Bra Off Hair Up Sweats On Wild Child Don't You Dare Call Me Ma'am Laundry Keep Calm and Mommy On Normalize Breastfeeding Mama Hair Don't Care The Papeterie Bleu collection includes: Mom Life: A Snarky Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 1533270775 Nurse Life: A Snarky Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 1533081964 Teacher Life: A Snarky Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 1533134065 Dad Life: A Manly Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 153331568X Mindful Mandalas: A Mandala Coloring Book - ISBN 1530608759 Southern Sayings & Sass: A Chalkboard Coloring Book - ISBN 1533320578 Scribbles & Doodles: A Coloring Journal - ISBN 1945888237 Wonderland at Midnight: A Fantasy Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 1533528500

Clusterf*cked!
Clusterf*cked!

Author: Randy Hitchcock

Publisher:

Published: 2016-06-21

Total Pages: 102

ISBN-13: 9781945260223

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A classic of everyday usage of language to communicate raw emotion, RANDY HITCHCOCK'S "Clusterf*cked!: SWEAR WORDS COLORING BOOK FOR ADULTS" is an exploration of obscenity and colors in delightful patterns. It presents a broad collection of swearing, foul language, and insults in the entire range of the English language. Admired and respected for its user friendly layout and designs, this coloring book is crafted for a broad range of coloring adults including those with no prior knowledge of swearing as well as those with fairy advanced knowledge and expertise in swearing. It provides a solid framework for learning, interpreting, and applying advanced obscenities, vulgar words, profanities and everyday insults in a tapestry of images, designs and patterns. PRAISE for RANDY HITCHCOCK'S "Clusterf*cked!" ..".one of the most absorbing and entertaining books on the subject I have encountered in a long time." - Amy Martin "Swear words tells a lot about who we are and how we got that way. This coloring book is a fascinating collection, both provocative and informative. I found it compulsively colorable." - Obscenity World

This Social Worker Needs a Mother F*cking Beer: A Swear Word Coloring Book for Adults: A Funny Adult Coloring Book for Social Workers & Social Work St
This Social Worker Needs a Mother F*cking Beer: A Swear Word Coloring Book for Adults: A Funny Adult Coloring Book for Social Workers & Social Work St

Author: Honey Badger Coloring

Publisher:

Published: 2019-10-15

Total Pages: 108

ISBN-13: 9781645092025

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GIFT IDEAS - COLORING BOOKS FOR GROWN-UPS - HUMOR Are you looking to blow off steam by customizing unique coloring pages with some f***ing glitter pens?! Need a good laugh?! Then this sweary coloring book for adults is just what you need. Indulge your inner child as you color these imaginative designs full of hilarious sayings. Are you on a path to peace and a tranquil connection to the universe, or are you just looking to color cuss words and relax after a long day? Good news: all the above is achievable with this coloring book. Product Details: Printed single-sided on bright white paper Premium matte-finish cover design Stress relieving seamless patterns on reverse pages Perfect for all coloring mediums Black background reverse pages to reduce bleed-through High quality 60lb (90gsm) paper stock Large format 8.5" x 11.0" (21.5cm x 28cm) pages

Swearing Dogs - Swear Word Coloring Book for Adults (Sweary Coloring Book)
Swearing Dogs - Swear Word Coloring Book for Adults (Sweary Coloring Book)

Author: Thiago Ultra

Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

Published: 2016-02-14

Total Pages: 84

ISBN-13: 9781530023691

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Beware! This book is full of f*cked up Dogs! Not recommended for Children. Swearing Dogs is a Swear Word Coloring book featuring F*ckntastic Dogs! 100% original illustrations. 20 unique hand-drawn illustrations with swear words and funny dogs. All illustrations are printed twice, providing you with 40 printed pages for coloring. All images are printed single sided to avoid damage to other illustrations from color bleeding. Hours and hours of relaxation, mindful calm and stress relief. Swear words inside the book: Clusterf*ck C*ck F*ck off Prick Attention Wh*re Bullsh*t F**ktard F*cked up beyond all repair *sshat Kiss my *ss F*ck diet C*ntface B*tch *ass D*uchebag W*nker Sh*tuation F*cking F*cker Sc*mbag Tw*t Waffle F*cking Love You All words are integrated with dogs illustrations in varied and funny situations. You can ́t miss it out!

Mom Life
Mom Life

Author: Papeterie Bleu Adult Coloring Books

Publisher:

Published: 2016-04-01

Total Pages: 70

ISBN-13: 9781530774975

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It's 6:30 PM. By some miracle, one of your kids is asleep while the other is watching cartoons in a food coma. Quick! Here's your chance! Grab some colored pencils and markers, this coloring book, and run to the bathroom (don't forget the wine)! First, lock the door and enjoy the solitude of private urination. Second, gulp down that wine and enjoy the most relaxing five minutes of your day as you surrender to the quietness and creativity of coloring. Celebrate the humor and frustration that are the highs and lows of motherhood featured in the pages of this book. #Momlife is the best life! Happy Coloring! Pages Include the following: Congratulations on Your New Vajayjay Tub Poop Happens Threenager I Look So Peaceful when my Kids are Sleeping Potty Like a Rock Star I Breed Nonsleepers My Little Monsters No Talkie Before Coffee Toddlers are Aholes Toddzilla I Love you to the Moon and Back Mommy's Juicebox Terrible Twos Coffee versus Sleep This Kid Wine Rhymes with Friday Motherhood Winging It Blowout Little Dude Door Bell Broken Lil Miss In Dog Wine Not My Circus Not My Monkeys Serenity Now Bra Off Hair Up Sweats On Wild Child Don't You Dare Call Me Ma'am Laundry Keep Calm and Mommy On Normalize Breastfeeding Mama Hair Don't Care Other Information: Best Sellers Adult Coloring Books: The Secret Garden by Johanna Basford Lost Ocean by Johanna Basford Magical Jungle by Johanna Basford Enchanted Forest by Johanna Basford Calm the F Down by Sara O'hara Creative Haven Owls Coloring Book by Creative Haven Creative Haven Creative Cats Coloring Book by Dover Sweary Coloring Book Bestselling Top 100 Amazon Books: Harry Potter and the Cursed Child by J.K. Rowling The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up by Marie Kondo First 100 Words by Roger Priddy To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee Go Set a Watchman by Harper Lee When Breath Becomes Air by Paul Kalanithi Me Before You by Jojo Moyes Adult Coloring Books by Coloring Books for Adults The Whole30 by Melissa Hartwig How to Win Friends & Influence People by Dale Carnegie 10-Day Green Smoothie Cleanse by JJ Smith Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids by Rob Elliott The 5 Love Languages by Gary D Chapman Adult Coloring Book by Blue Star Coloring The Going-To-Bed Book by Sandra Boynton Pretty Happy by Kate Hudson Harry Potter Coloring Book by Scholastic If you like these books, you will love Mom Life: Moms on Call Toddlers are Aholes Go the F to Sleep What to Expect When You're Expecting

Swearing Like a Motherfucking Librarian
Swearing Like a Motherfucking Librarian

Author: Colorful Swearing Dreams

Publisher:

Published: 2019-07-16

Total Pages: 48

ISBN-13: 9781080845019

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GAG GIFT IDEA - SWEAR WORD COLORING BOOK FOR GROWN-UPS This is an Adult Coloring Book of 20 Hilarious Librarian Related Swearing Words and Relaxing Designs where men, women, librarians who can relief their stress by coloring & without cussing out loud! FOR ADULT ONLY. Cover Soft Silky Matte Cover Size 8.5 x 11 inches (21.59 x 27.94 cm) Features 20 Unique & Relaxing Designs to Color for Adult Only This Coloring book Contains 20 hilarious Uncensored Swear Words (including F-words, C-words, etc.) Each Swear word is designed around Mandalas, Paisley Patterns, Flowers & more Each Coloring Page is designed for Laughing, Relaxing & Passing Time The Variety of Designs offer something for every skill level Your choice of coloring tools can be used (Gel Pens, Colored Pencils, Markers, Crayons, etc.) Each Coloring Page is Printed on One Side of white paper for best results. Examples of Cuss Words you can find in this Coloring Book "It Takes a Big Heart to Deal with Loud Dipshits" "You're Way Too Dumb as Fuck for this Book" ""Shhhhh" You Shitty Shitface" and more! These coloring books are the best funny gag gift ideas for White Elephant, Retirement, Birthdays, Christmas for social workers moms, dads, coworkers, colleagues, etc. Unleash your inner artist as you color this therapeutic antistress coloring book, perfect for getting rid of negative feelings & staying stress-free. TIME TO COLOR THE STRESS AWAY