How Many Women Does It Take to Change a Redneck?

How Many Women Does It Take to Change a Redneck?

Author: Jeff Foxworthy

Publisher: Thomas Nelson Inc

Published: 2006-11-14

Total Pages: 160

ISBN-13: 1418579289

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Here's a close-up look at the qualities that make the red-neck male special. The book covers all the essentials, including his fashion sense, personal hygiene, choice of automobiles, mating rituals, prowess at entertaining, conversation skills, preferred leisure time activities, eating and drinking habits, and child-rearing expertise. How many women does it take to change a redneck? Only one, if her aim is good. Depends on how she looks, how much she weighs, and if her family has any property to hunt on. Four?one to hold his beer, two to undo his overalls, and one to pull on a clean pair of under-drawers. Twelve . . . in a jury box. Nobody knows?it's never been done. Armed with this book, any redneck can learn to conduct himself so that no woman or her mother would ever consider asking him to change.


Redneck Nation

Redneck Nation

Author: Michael Graham

Publisher: Grand Central Publishing

Published: 2009-11-29

Total Pages: 163

ISBN-13: 0446569593

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A wicked concoction of down-home hilarity and scathing political satire is served up in this provocative and entertaining look at the South's pervasive influence on America from one of the nation's funniest political observers.


How to Succeed with Men

How to Succeed with Men

Author: Ron Louis

Publisher: Penguin

Published: 2000-03-01

Total Pages: 465

ISBN-13: 0735201404

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Forget The Rules. At last, there's a guide to what men really want from a relationship written by the reigning experts on the subject: men! Gender studies specialists Ron Louis and David Copeland deliver the targeted, no-nonsense advice any single or divorced woman needs to find a good man. While publicizing their first team effort, How to Succeed with Women, Ron and David received many requests from the female audiences wanting to know when a book for them would be forthcoming. Packed with lively and revealing true-life examples, How to Succeed with Men moves from the first sparks, through courtships and break ups, to marriage. Along the way, women will discover: The truth about men, sex, and dating *where the desirable men are...and how to meet them The essentials of effective flirting *how to move from "just friends" to lovers Surefire strategies for romancing a man's soul...and seducing his body *how to avoid the pitfalls...and dump the duds Definitive criteria for judging whether a relationship has staying power Instead of simply teaching tricks to hook a man, Louis and Copeland give women valuable insights into what truly makes the opposite sex tick...and reveal precisely how to connect with the right man.


Rednecks

Rednecks

Author: Lez Bromfield

Publisher: Dorrance Publishing

Published: 2011-12-30

Total Pages: 224

ISBN-13: 1434912434

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Black Rednecks & White Liberals

Black Rednecks & White Liberals

Author: Thomas Sowell

Publisher: Encounter Books

Published: 2009-05-01

Total Pages: 386

ISBN-13: 1594032769

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This explosive new book challenges many of the long-prevailing assumptions about blacks, about Jews, about Germans, about slavery, and about education. Plainly written, powerfully reasoned, and backed with a startling array of documented facts, Black Rednecks and White Liberals takes on not only the trendy intellectuals of our times but also such historic interpreters of American life as Alexis de Tocqueville and Frederick Law Olmsted. In a series of long essays, this book presents an in-depth look at key beliefs behind many mistaken and dangerous actions, policies, and trends. It presents eye-opening insights into the historical development of the ghetto culture that is today wrongly seen as a unique black identity--a culture cheered on toward self-destruction by white liberals who consider themselves "friends" of blacks. An essay titled "The Real History of Slavery" presents a jolting re-examination of that tragic institution and the narrow and distorted way it is too often seen today. The reasons for the venomous hatred of Jews, and of other groups like them in countries around the world, are explored in an essay that asks, "Are Jews Generic?" Misconceptions of German history in general, and of the Nazi era in particular, are also re-examined. So too are the inspiring achievements and painful tragedies of black education in the United States. "Black Rednecks and White Liberals" is the capstone of decades of outstanding research and writing on racial and cultural issues by Thomas Sowell.


If Rednecks Had Been the Chosen People

If Rednecks Had Been the Chosen People

Author: Charlie Thompson

Publisher: Thomas Nelson

Published: 1999-02-27

Total Pages: 113

ISBN-13: 1418559237

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"In the beginning, God created Alabama," from which Adam Bob and Eveleen were banished because they ate the forbidden asparagus. This book humorously outlines the Old Testament from a Southern perspective without losing the integrity of the message.


The Everything Big Book of Jokes

The Everything Big Book of Jokes

Author: Evan C Thomas

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2014-07-11

Total Pages: 272

ISBN-13: 1440576971

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Inside this sidesplitting collection, you'll find only the most popular kinds of jokes, riddles, and funnies from a dynamic professional comedian. This book is sure to tickle your funny bone-- and make you the life of the party!


Redneck's Revenge

Redneck's Revenge

Author: Joan Livingston

Publisher: Open Road Media

Published: 2024-11-15

Total Pages: 322

ISBN-13: 1504099990

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A dead father. A grieving daughter. Was it an accident, or was it murder? Journalist-turned-sleuth Isabel Long finds herself facing some new challenges after solving her first case in her small Massachusetts town. Her relationship with the owner of the Rooster Bar has ended, and the police are insisting she must work for a licensed private investigator before going solo. With encouragement from her sidekick—her ninety-two-year-old mother—Isabel finds work and a case. Chet Waters burned to death when his house caught fire and he was too drunk to escape. At least, that’s the official ruling. His daughter, who inherited his junkyard, believes he was murdered. After doing some digging, Isabel creates a list of potential suspects, all with a grudge against Waters. Was his death an act of revenge? Isabel is about to find out . . . “A savvy and appealing protagonist.” —Frederick Reiken, author of The Lost Legends of New Jersey Praise for Chasing the Case “A well crafted story with the perfect amount of tension, suspense and delicious intrigue.” —Joy Norstrom, author of Out of Play “Will keep you guessing right to the end.” —Susan Roebuck, author of Rising Tide


The Liberal Redneck Manifesto

The Liberal Redneck Manifesto

Author: Trae Crowder

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2017-10-10

Total Pages: 352

ISBN-13: 1501160400

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"The Liberal Rednecks--a three-man stand-up comedy group doing scathing political satire--celebrate all that's good about the South while leading the Redneck Revolution and standing proudly blue in a sea of red. Smart, hilarious, and incisive, the Liberal Rednecks confront outdated traditions and intolerant attitudes, tackling everything people think they know about the South--the good, the bad, the glorious, and the shameful--in a laugh-out-loud funny and lively manifesto for the rise of a New South. Home to some of the best music, athletes, soldiers, whiskey, waffles, and weather the country has to offer, the South has also been bathing in backward bathroom bills and other bigoted legislation that Trae Crowder has targeted in his Liberal Redneck videos, which have gone viral with over 50 million views. Perfect for fans of Stuff White People Like and I Am America (And So Can You), The Liberal Redneck Manifesto skewers political and religious hypocrisies in witty stories and hilarious graphics--such as the Ten Commandments of the New South--and much more! While celebrating the South as one of the richest sources of American culture, this entertaining book issues a wake-up call and a reminder that the South's problems and dreams aren't that far off from the rest of America's"--