Over 45 whimsical high resolution, professionally printed coloring pages--an adult relaxation coloring book. *Beautiful Images--animals, flowers, and gorgeous scenes. *Delightful Drawings--ranging from EASY to VERY complex. *Incredibly Fun and Relaxing
Color the living shit out of this new stress-relieving, fucking swear word adult coloring book! With daily stresses like annoying coworkers, red-faced bosses, endless traffic, and whatever shit you have going on at home, sometimes all you need to do is to tell everyone to “fuck the fuck off”. Now you can say it in color! - There are more ways to say “fuck you” than ever with this collection of over 50 satisfyingly inappropriate coloring pages. - Relieve some stress with easy and beautiful art—that also happens to feature your favorite profanities. Feel the zen wash over you as you color in or outside the lines however you damn well please. - Take your defiance up a notch with more complex patterns, or take the easy route when you unwind. No matter what you do, make sure you do whatever the fuck you want!
Granny Swears is a less-offensive swear word coloring book. First of its kind on Amazon! 20 unique hand-drawn illustrations with light swear words and beautiful patterns. All illustrations are printed twice, providing you with 40 printed pages for coloring. All images are printed single sided to avoid damage to other illustrations from color bleeding. Hours and hours of relaxation, mindful calm and stress relief. Ultimate fun! Granny swears inside the book: Gosh darn it Dagnabbit Bloody hell Son of a biscuit Sugar Honey Iced Tea Oh, for Pete ́s sake! Lord love a duck Well, bless your little heart What the heck Kiss my grits! Ah, fiddlesticks! Fudge nuts Hell ́s Bells You ́re a pain in the pip It ́s raining pitchforks! Damnit Horse piss Oh, sugar! Cold as a witch ́s tit Going to hell in a handbasket
Need to vent? Have a little unwanted stress in your life? Know someone who is an absolute dickweed? If you answered yes to any or all of the above questions, then you need to "Color your anger away and find paradise!" Greetings...Asshole is filled with hand-illustrated designs inspired by vintage travel postcards. These swear word adult coloring pages will have you and your friends laughing your asses off for hours! Enough swear words (hopefully) for each and every asshole in your life!
This coloring book contains a hilarious collection of the finest swear words and uncouth sayings—all delicately wrapped in beautiful illustrations to color and display. Immerse yourself in the calming activity of coloring, while embracing the therapeutic experience of swearing like a sailor. Each hysterical pattern is printed on sturdy, tear-out pages perfect for framing, gift giving, and home decorating. With more than 60 pages of picturesque profanity, The Swear Word Coloring Book will be the adult coloring book that soothes away the stress of the day, uncensored! Features: -62 original pieces of artwork to color and enjoy -Perforated pages for easy framing -One-side printing so colors don't bleed through -Instant stress relief and humor
Manifest good vibes and self love with some positive profanity! Relax and color each page while you breathe in the good shit and exhale the bullshit. The affirmations inside this book will encourage you to embrace your badassery so you can tell any negative thoughts to f*ck off! Features: 40 Coloring Pages with designs that range from mandalas to whimsical and abstract. Some Examples of The Affirmations Are "Happiness is my f*cking birthright", "I'm a direct descendant of badassery", "I'm a magnet for motherf*cking miracles", and "I'm allowed to say no to bullshit". Suitable For All Skill Levels with a variety of simple to complex designs Single Sided Pages. This avoids any bleed through and will allow you to frame your art. Colored pencils are recommended. Great Gift For Women! This coloring book uplifts and empowers while bringing laughter to the recipient. Book Size is 8.5 x 11
Fuck You Coloring Book For Adults is a stress relieving and hilarious swear word coloring book. With a variety of pattern filled coloring pages. Whether it's a gift for a friend, a Birthday, Mother's Day, Christmas gift or just something for yourself this book is sure to keep you and your giggling and entertained for hours .... Features of this Book: All Professionally illustrated Designs Suitable for Coloring Pens, Markers, Pencils and Crayons. Single side printing and bordered for framing 2 Color test pages. This swear word coloring book provides hilarious and insulting coloring images that will have you and your friends laughing and may even add some new insults to your repertoire. With a multitude of stress relieving coloring pages all designed to keep you relaxed and entertained for hours. Containing a variety of single sided images allowing for easy removal and framing. This will also help to prevent colors from bleeding through onto other designs meaning you can use any type of coloring pens, markers and pencils.Each image has been professionally illustrated and hand picked by us to guarantee you will receive high quality designs throughout the entire book. So sit back relax and enjoy some adult coloring.
GAG GIFT IDEA - SWEAR WORD COLORING BOOK FOR GROWN-UPS This is an Adult Coloring Book of 20 Hilarious Lawyer Related Swearing Words and Relaxing Designs where men, women, advocates who can relief their stress by coloring & without cussing out loud! FOR ADULT ONLY. Cover Soft Silky Matte Cover Size 8.5 x 11 inches (21.59 x 27.94 cm) Features 20 Unique & Relaxing Designs to Color for Adult Only This Coloring book Contains 20 hilarious Uncensored Swear Words (including F-words, C-words, etc.) Each Swear word is designed around Mandalas, Paisley Patterns, Flowers & more Each Coloring Page is designed for Laughing, Relaxing & Passing Time The Variety of Designs offer something for every skill level Your choice of coloring tools can be used (Gel Pens, Colored Pencils, Markers, Crayons, etc.) Each Coloring Page is Printed on One Side of white paper for best results. Examples of Cuss Words you can find in this Coloring Book "It Takes a Big Heart to Win Cases for Dipshits" "Clients Think "It's not my Fault", Lawyers Think "Zero Fucks Given"" "Verdict time, You Better Pray Motherfuckers" and more! These coloring books are the best funny gag gift ideas for White Elephant, Retirement, Birthdays, Christmas for social workers moms, dads, coworkers, colleagues, etc. Unleash your inner artist as you color this therapeutic antistress coloring book, perfect for getting rid of negative feelings & staying stress-free. TIME TO COLOR THE STRESS AWAY
SWEAR AND COLOR BOOK - GAG GIFT FOR MOM Enjoy hours of meditative relaxation and creativity by coloring crazy cuss words with beautiful geometric and floral patterns. This coloring book is ready to decorate with markers, colored pencils, gel pens, watercolors, brush pens, or any coloring implements you prefer. Coloring Book Details : 40 Beautiful and unique Patterns with Hilarious cuss words Each coloring page is printed on a separate page to avoid bleed through Designs of various styles for all levels of coloring enthusiasts Large 8.5 x 11" format Professional quality designs This Mom coloring book makes a great and funny gift for Birthdays, Mother's Day, Christmas or just any occasion really. ENJOY !