Go the Bark to Work

Go the Bark to Work

Author: Bark Twain

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2022-06-14

Total Pages: 32

ISBN-13: 1632281376

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Let hilarious canine author Bark Twain get you off the couch and back to the office with this hilarious full-color guide to the new normal for you and your dog. The pandemic has been with us for what seems like forever. And every day seems like Groundhog Day! You wake up. You eat. You Zoom with colleagues. You send emails. You binge watch television. You feed the dog. You ponder buying bitcoin or dogecoin for your four-legged best friend. And then the next day you do it all over again. This is not the life you or your dog expected. You both need more. Your lab, pug, or poodle was happy when you stopped going to the office. But, frankly, after all these months of having you home, he is over it. He needs some alone time! What does your dog think? Probably just what laugh-out-loud canine humorist Bark Twain thinks: *Go the Bark to Work. You’ve been home for months and you’re cramping my style. *Go the Bark to Work. I need to get with the poodle next door! *Go the Bark to Work. You need a shave—I’m afraid you have fleas! *Go the Bark to Work. Our money won’t last forever. I need food and toys, you know! *Go the Bark to Work. You need a girlfriend. I know what you watch on your computer! With this funny opus, Bark Twain joins the pantheon of famous dogs who bring joy to our lives. Move over Snoopy, Clifford the Big Red Dog, Benji, Beethoven, and Lassie; Bark Twain is funnier, snarkier, and more street savvy than you’ll ever be. So, buy it for yourself or as a gift book for a friend. And you just need to . . . Go the Bark to Work!


Erin Go Bark!

Erin Go Bark!

Author: John O'Neill

Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing

Published: 2001

Total Pages: 108

ISBN-13: 9780740714610

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From a beloved pet photographer comes a winning collection of dog photos coupled with Irish sayings and blessings. Levin's work is also showcased in Why We Love Dogs and Why We Really Love Dogs.


Zak George's Dog Training Revolution

Zak George's Dog Training Revolution

Author: Zak George

Publisher: Ten Speed Press

Published: 2016-06-07

Total Pages: 240

ISBN-13: 1607748924

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A revolutionary way to raise and train your dog, with “a wealth of practical tips, tricks, and fun games that will enrich the lives of many dogs and their human companions” (Dr. Ian Dunbar, veterinarian and animal behaviorist). Zak George is a new type of dog trainer. A dynamic YouTube star and Animal Planet personality with a fresh approach, Zak helps you tailor dog training to your pet’s unique traits and energy level—leading to quicker results and a much happier pup. For the first time, Zak has distilled the information from his hundreds of videos and experience with thousands of dogs into this comprehensive dog and puppy training guide that includes: • Choosing the right pup for you • Housetraining and basic training • Handling biting, leash pulling, jumping up, barking, aggression, chewing, and other behavioral issues • Health care essentials like finding a vet and selecting the right food • Cool tricks, traveling tips, and activities to enjoy with your dog • Topics with corresponding videos on Zak’s YouTube channel so you can see his advice in action Packed with everything you need to know to raise and care for your dog, this book will help you communicate and bond with one another in a way that makes training easier, more rewarding, and—most of all—fun!


Bark

Bark

Author: Lorrie Moore

Publisher: Vintage

Published: 2014-02-25

Total Pages: 159

ISBN-13: 0385351712

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NATIONAL BESTSELLER • A collection of stories by one of America’s most beloved and admired short-story writers that explores the passage of time and summons up its inevitable sorrows and hilarious pitfalls to reveal an exquisite, singular wisdom. • “Uncanny.... Moving.... A powerful collection.” —The Washington Post Here are people beset, burdened, buoyed; protected by raising teenage children; dating after divorce; facing the serious illness of a longtime friend; setting forth on a romantic assignation abroad, having it interrupted mid-trip, and coming to understand the larger ramifications and the impossibility of the connection ... stories that show people coping with large dislocation in their lives, with risking a new path to answer the desire to be in relation—to someone….


Bark in the Park!: Poems for Dog Lovers

Bark in the Park!: Poems for Dog Lovers

Author: Avery Corman

Publisher: Scholastic Inc.

Published: 2019-03-26

Total Pages: 48

ISBN-13: 1338342592

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Go on a walk to the park with all different kinds of dogs and their owners in this funny and charming poetry picture book. Enjoy Avery Corman's canine poetry for an Afghan hound, basset hound, beagle, bloodhound, Daschshund, boxer, greyhound, and more as they stroll with their owners to the park.PugIs the Pug cute? Or is the Pug ugh?Mostly, people loveThe little Pug's mugHyewon Yum captures the unique characteristics of the owner and his pet as she beautifully illustrates the humorous walk from each dog's home to the park and back.


Bark, George

Bark, George

Author: Jules Feiffer

Publisher: Harper Collins

Published: 1999-06-03

Total Pages: 40

ISBN-13: 0062051857

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"Bark, George," says George's mother, and George goes: "Meow," which definitely isn't right, because George is a dog. And so is his mother, who repeats, "Bark, George." And George goes, "Quack, quack." What's going on with George? Find out in this hilarious new picture book from Jules Feiffer.


The Dog That Couldn't Bark

The Dog That Couldn't Bark

Author: Jeralynne Linder

Publisher: AuthorHouse

Published: 2016-04-08

Total Pages: 26

ISBN-13: 1504950631

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"Look out for my other adventures" A family is introduced to a litter of puppies, but one special pup stands out from the resta cute little Alaskan Husky who turned this story into a mystery.


The Bark Book

The Bark Book

Author: Victoria Mackinlay

Publisher:

Published: 2021-07-07

Total Pages: 32

ISBN-13: 9780733341397

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A charming new picture book, full of barks and plenty of heart. Dog bark. Tree bark. Let's go see bark. The perfect picture book for animal-lovers and nature-lovers everywhere, from rising stars Victoria Mackinlay and Beth Harvey.


The Bark of the Bog Owl

The Bark of the Bog Owl

Author: Jonathan Rogers

Publisher: B&H Publishing Group

Published: 2004

Total Pages: 242

ISBN-13: 0805431314

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In this fantasy/allegory, Rogers retells the life of biblical character King David.


The Language of Dogs

The Language of Dogs

Author: Justin Silver

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2021-03-30

Total Pages: 256

ISBN-13: 1982181214

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The star of the television show "Dog in the City" presents his advice on dog training, emphasizing the importance of knowing a dog's unique personality and focusing on positive commands.