Georgia Nicolson's Book of Wisdomosity

Georgia Nicolson's Book of Wisdomosity

Author: Louise Rennison

Publisher: HarperCollins Children's Books

Published: 2008

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9780007288724

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Another trip into the fabbity-fab world of Georgia Nicolson - use her powers of wisdomosity to find the answer to absolutely anything! Cast your mind upon a question, like glaciosity or boldnosity? What botty-huggers should I wear? Then open this little book of wisdomosity at any page and, hey presto! There you have it - the answer to all your wildest dilemmas! A wry take on the 'magic eight-ball' concept, with Georgia's unique voice of reason (or something like it) on hand with the answer to any question you can think of. A hilarious new insight into the world of Georgia - perfect for fans.


Are These My Basoomas I See Before Me?

Are These My Basoomas I See Before Me?

Author: Louise Rennison

Publisher: Harper Collins

Published: 2009-10-06

Total Pages: 343

ISBN-13: 0061954012

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For Georgia, the more things change, the more they stay the same. Just when she thought she was the official one-and-only girlfriend of Masimo, he's walked off into the night with the full hump, leaving Georgia all aloney on her owney-again. All because Dave the Laugh tried to do fisticuffs at dawn with him! Two boys fighting over Georgia? It's almost as romantic as Romeo and Juliet . . . though perhaps a touch less tragic. It's time for Georgia to get to the bottom (oo-er) of this Dave the Laugh spontaneous puckering business once and for all. It's like they always say: If you snog a mate in the forest of red bottomosity and no one is around to see it, is he still a mate? Or is he something more?


Knocked Out by My Nunga-Nungas

Knocked Out by My Nunga-Nungas

Author: Louise Rennison

Publisher: Harper Collins

Published: 2009-10-06

Total Pages: 158

ISBN-13: 0061975370

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As I was going out of my bedroom door I remembered my nungas. Perhaps I should take some precautions to keep them under strict control. Maybe bits of Sellotape on the ends of them to keep them from doing anything alarming? I'd like to trust them, but they are very unreliable. The irrepressible heroine of the Michael L. Printz Honor Book Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging is back, and funnier than ever! Georgia has finally landed Robbie the Sex God, but he's never around, and Georgia's ex, Dave the Laugh, is starting to look quite dreamy. Strangely, so does just about every other guy Georgia meets, even the new French teacher. In this third installment of Georgia's hilarious confessions, Georgia's "red bottomosity" is out of control! Whatever will happen next?


Withering Tights

Withering Tights

Author: Louise Rennison

Publisher: Harper Collins

Published: 2011-06-28

Total Pages: 290

ISBN-13: 006208464X

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Wow. This is it. This is me growing up. On my own, going to Performing Arts College. This is good-bye, Tallulah, you long, gangly thing, and hellooooo, Lullah, star of stage. Tallulah Casey is ready to find her inner artist. And some new mates. And maybe a boy or two or three. The ticket to achieving these lofty goals? Enrolling in a summer performing arts program, of course. She's bound for the wilds of Yorkshire Dales—eerily similar to the windswept moors of Wuthering Heights. Tallulah expects new friends, less parental interference, and lots of drama. Acting? Tights? Moors? Check, check, check. What she doesn't expect is feeling like a tiny bat's barging around in her mouth when she has her first snog. Bestselling author Louise Rennison returns with her trademark wit, a hilarious new cast, and a brand-new cheeky heroine who is poised to discover plenty of opportunities for (mis)adventure!


Let the Snog Fest

Let the Snog Fest

Author: Louise Rennison

Publisher:

Published: 2007

Total Pages: 101

ISBN-13: 9780007252831

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A hilarious new guide from bestselling author Louise Rennison, especially for World Book Day. Georgia gives her top tips on how to look cool and how NOT to behave if you want to hang on to your Sex God.


'Luuurve Is a Many Trousered Thing...'

'Luuurve Is a Many Trousered Thing...'

Author: Louise Rennison

Publisher: HarperCollins UK

Published: 2007

Total Pages: 29

ISBN-13: 0007222106

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Sound the Cosmic Horn! Georgia Nicolson's 8th book of confessions is here! The original Sex God has re-landed, Masimo the Italian Stallion wants to be her boyfriend, and Dave the Laugh is still a regular snoggee. How will Georgia cope juggling all three boys? Have her days on the rack of love really gone for good? Surely not! You'll laugh your knickers off at Georgia's hilarious confessions.


Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging

Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging

Author: Louise Rennison

Publisher: HarperTeen

Published: 2000-05-31

Total Pages: 264

ISBN-13:

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Rennison presents the humorous journal of a year in the life of Georgia Nicholson, a teenage British girl who tries to reduce the size of her nose, stop her mad cat from terrorizing the neighborhood animals, and win the love of handsome hunk Robbie.


Dancing in My Nuddy-pants

Dancing in My Nuddy-pants

Author: Louise Rennison

Publisher:

Published: 2013

Total Pages: 238

ISBN-13: 9780007934751

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Georgia Nicholson and Robbie the Sex God are back together. But when Georgia's ex, Dave the Laugh, breaks up with her friend Ellen, Georgia doesn't know what to do.


A Midsummer Tights Dream

A Midsummer Tights Dream

Author: Louise Rennison

Publisher: Harper Collins

Published: 2012-06-26

Total Pages: 163

ISBN-13: 0062114441

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Louise Rennison, nationally bestselling author of the Confessions of Georgia Nicolson series, returns with another hilarious adventure starring Georgia’s cousin Tallulah Casey. In A Midsummer Tights Dream, Tallulah’s second great (mis)adventure, things are starting to look up for the budding star. She has been officially admitted to the Dother Hall performing arts program in Yorkshire. Her corkers have done some developing since last term. And she’s picked up some advice on snogging from dear old Georgia. So she’s ready to return to the stage—and face her crushes again. But Tallulah will have more than boy drama to deal with. This term’s project is Shakespeare’s A Midsummer Night’s Dream, and Tallulah has been cast as Bottom, the fool who spends most of the play with the head of a donkey. Even worse, if the show isn’t a complete success, the school won’t have enough money to stay open for another year.