Funny Frank

Funny Frank

Author: Dick King-Smith

Publisher: Yearling

Published: 2009-03-25

Total Pages: 114

ISBN-13: 0307525406

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Being a duck isn’t all it’s quacked up to be. But don’t try telling that to Frank—he’s a chicken with a dream. All he thinks about are webbed feet, waterproof feathers, and the cool water of the pond. So when Frank takes a dip and nearly drowns, his mood turns foul. Luckily, he gets a little human help—in the form of a man-made wet suit and a pair of flippers—and soon he’s the speediest bird in the water. And while Frank knows he’s ruffled a few feathers, he doesn’t care—there’s just too much for him to crow about. Until a certain young chick catches his eye, that is. . . .


Life Is Funny

Life Is Funny

Author: E. R. Frank

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2016-05-31

Total Pages: 304

ISBN-13: 148143165X

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E. R. Frank’s seminal first novel weaves together the stories of eleven teenagers in one city over seven years in this groundbreaking and “impressive debut” (Publishers Weekly, starred review). Why does Gingerbread always have a smile on his face? “Because life is funny,” he tells Keisha. But for her—and almost everyone else in her Brooklyn neighborhood—there doesn’t seem to be much to laugh about. China, Ebony, and Grace are best friends, but Grace’s mother isn’t crazy about her being friends with two girls who aren’t white, and each cut Ebony makes on her wrist seems to drive them even further apart. Just across the schoolyard there’s Eric who has to raise his younger brother Mickey, even though no one expects him to amount to anything. Meanwhile, Sonia’s Muslim parents expect everything of her, and it may be more than she is able to give after she suffers a shattering loss. When Drew brings his father’s Jaguar into Sam’s family’s auto body shop across town they seem to be from opposite sides of the tracks, but Drew’s the one hiding a dark family secret. And he’s not the only one.


Being Frank

Being Frank

Author: Donna W. Earnhardt

Publisher: Flashlight Press

Published: 2015-01-01

Total Pages: 40

ISBN-13: 1936261464

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Frank follows the motto, "Honesty is the best policy." He tells the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. Frank never lies to his schoolmates, he always tells the truth to adults, and he's always honest with police officers. The balancing act of finding tact, that fine line between telling the truth and telling too much truth, is the main theme of this story, and it's very funny—although not necessarily to his friend Dotti whose freckles remind Frank of the Big Dipper, or to the teacher who hears that her breath smells like onions, or to the principal who is told that his toupee looks like a weasel. No one is quite as impressed with Frank's honesty as he thinks they should be. He is sweet and straightforward, and, well, very frank, but with everyone annoyed at him, Frank is now honestly unhappy. He decides to visit his confidante and pal, Grandpa Ernest, who has a history of frankness himself. With a few lessons from Grandpa, Frank begins to understand that the truth is important, but so is not being hurtful. With amusing characters and expressive artwork, this story tells the powerful message of finding the good in everything—a lesson that sends compassion and understanding to take the place of rudeness in the complex concept of truth.


Zappa and Jazz

Zappa and Jazz

Author: Geoff Wills

Publisher: Troubador Publishing Ltd

Published: 2016-11-08

Total Pages: 140

ISBN-13: 1785897993

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Frank Zappa's music has a unique and easily recognisable quality, and is a brilliant synthesis of a wide range of cultural influences. This book focuses on just one of the influences on Zappa's music, namely Jazz.


Frank Was a Monster Who Wanted to Dance

Frank Was a Monster Who Wanted to Dance

Author: Keith Graves

Publisher: Chronicle Books

Published: 2011-10-21

Total Pages: 30

ISBN-13: 1452104107

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Frank was a monster who wanted to dance. So he put on his hat, and his shoes made in France... and opened a jar and put ants in his pants! So begins this monstrously funny, deliciously disgusting, horrifyingly hilarious story of a monster who follows his dream. Keith Graves' wacky illustrations and laugh-out-loud text will tickle the funny bone and leave readers clamoring for an encore.


Counting on Frank

Counting on Frank

Author: Rod Clement

Publisher: Gareth Stevens Publishing LLLP

Published: 1990-12-15

Total Pages: 36

ISBN-13: 9780836803587

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A boy and his dog present amusing counting, size comparison, and mathematical facts.


Frank the Fart Fairy

Frank the Fart Fairy

Author: Make Believe Ideas Ltd

Publisher:

Published: 2021-02-02

Total Pages: 32

ISBN-13: 9781800589636

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Hilarious fart fairy book with a whoopee cushion on the cover.


Great Funny One-Liners

Great Funny One-Liners

Author: Frank Allen

Publisher: New Holland Publishing Australia Pty Limited

Published: 2008

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781741107005

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"Funny, humorous, clever quotes and insults"--Publisher.


Frank and Ernest

Frank and Ernest

Author: Alexandra Day

Publisher: Laughing Elephant

Published: 2010

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781595834249

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An elephant and a bear take over a diner and find out about responsibility and food language.