When you want to tell the world how you feel get the Fuck You Mother Fucker blank, 6X9 inch lined, 120 page journal. Said "Fuck You Mother Fucker" once too often? Get the Fuck You Mother Fucker journal and be done with it. Get the Fuck You Mother Fucker journal and let your fellow mates know how you feel.
Funny Lined Journal to Use for Whatever The F*ck You Want! This fun notebook is filled with lightly lined pages for your notes, lists, reflections, and more. It has a durable matte softcover in a beautifully designed minimalist modern style with a funny saying. And at 6 x 9" with 124 pages, it provides plenty of space to write in while remaining compact and portable for complaining, cursing, and ranting on the go! A notebook is everything you want. A Diary, Day Planner, School Notebook, Organizer, a place to doodle and more. Put simply, a notebook is the tool you need. Great gift for cheeky, sarcastic, and sassy coworkers, friends and family. For more notebooks like this, search Anny Art Thinking
The story of an amoral asshole who slept with all of your women, illegally advertised himself all over the city of Cincinnati, danced with 30,000 crazy motherfuckers, questioned the roles of race, sex, disability & freedom of speech in society and made some folks smile along the way... ALL WHILE TRYING TO CURE CANCER. FUCK. YOU.
Life getting you down? Boss a real pain in your crack? Grandmother didn't invite you over for cookies? Why not stick it to the man with this here adult swear coloring book!? Now, whenever God gives you a kick between the legs, you can just sit back, relax and color in a C word or two, all whilst screaming in your head about how unfair life is. But don't just keep the fun to yourself. There's over fifty wondrous illustrations for you to color in, in glorious detail, so why not buy a copy for your wife, your cousin and your brother's new born son? Family, friendly fun. This is not actually family, friendly fun. Do not, under any circumstances, buy this for a loved one, lest you be written out of the will.
Life getting you down? Boss a real pain in your crack? Grandmother didn't invite you over for cookies? Why not stick it to the man with this here adult swear colouring book!? Now, whenever God gives you a kick between the legs, you can just sit back, relax and colour in a C word or two, all whilst screaming in your head about how unfair life is. But don't just keep the fun to yourself. There's over fifty wondrous illustrations for you to colour in, in glorious detail, so why not buy a copy for your wife, your cousin and your brother's new born son? Family, friendly fun. This is not actually family, friendly fun. Do not, under any circumstances, buy this for a loved one, lest you be written out of the will.
THE STORY: Struggles with addiction, friendship, love and the challenges of adulthood are at the center of the story. Jackie, a petty drug dealer, is just out of prison and trying to stay clean. He's also still in love with his coke-addicted childh
A passionate and profane love letter to fall, the best fucking season of the year. Do you get excited at the first brisk breeze of the year? Are you overcome with delight when you see piles of red leaves? Do you lose your fucking mind at a pumpkin patch? At last, the epically funny internet sensation It's Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers is now a visual tour-de-force, teeming with a cornucopia of perfectly paired photos and seasonal enchantments to make it really fucking sing. Whiffy candles, wicker baskets, motherfucking gourd after gourd, and people going insane they love fall so much? Check! Also included: the equally lifechanging meditation It's Rotting Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers, because all good things must end. Give it to everyone you love, or put it on your fucking coffee table next to a pile of shellacked vegetables to really tie the room together. Perfect for: For anyone who fucking loves fall, and fans of McSweeney's, Go the Fuck to Sleep, Deep Thoughts, the Onion, and the New Yorker.
Your negative inner voice is a total assh*le. Tell it to f*ck off with this irreverent, laugh-out-loud guide! I’m not good enough. This shouldn’t be happening. Things never work out for me. When we’re anxious, stressed, or fearful, the negative voice in our heads can be extremely powerful. It tells us we’re not smart or attractive enough. It berates us for our mistakes. And it keeps us feeling stuck in an endless loop of worry, shame, and hopelessness. But there is a way to shut it down. Blending evidence-based cognitive behavioral therapy (CBT), mindfulness, and profanity, this unexpected guide will show you how to respond to your negative inner voice with one very important phrase: Move on, mother*cker (MOMF)! With MOMF, you’ll learn to manage worry and anxiety, put a stop to unhelpful internal dialogue, and approach new situations with humor, levity, and perspective. You’ll also find real tools to help you: Set personal and professional boundaries Identify toxic or codependent relationships Become assertive without being aggressive Stop seeking perfection This book also includes journaling and other self-awareness exercises to help you put MOMF to work every day. So, stop letting your inner voice tear you down. With this fun and effective guide, you’ll learn how to take control of your negative thoughts and get back to living your best life.
"Watching The Skies & Other Beastly Tales" is Jim Marquez's 14th self-published book in 8 years! A departure of sorts for Jim as he leaves the grimy confines of Downtown Los Angeles and takes us on a surreal journey across the alien landscape of a forbidden Nevada desert (through the eyes of a 'young Jack Morales'), tumbles alongside the inebriated canals of Amsterdam, looks for love in all the wrong places in Scotland, and has to run for his life in London! This collection of 'Beastly' tales of life on the rocks then returns to the warped sensibility of L.A. for a wicked homage to Nathaniel West's "Day of the Locust" (illustrated by artist Emmeric Konrad), and finally comes to a crushing halt in Jim's hometown of East L.A. In between, for how could he resist (?), Jim examines the base nature of man back on the wee-hours-streets of a changed & vanishing Downtown arts scene: Booze. Sex. Racism. Violence. Madness. Family fun for all!