Fuck This Shit I'm Going To Space

Fuck This Shit I'm Going To Space

Author: Out There Press

Publisher: Independently Published

Published: 2019-05-12

Total Pages: 112

ISBN-13: 9781097920310

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Fuck This Shit I'm Going To Space: A Dot-Lined Journal Tired of Earth and all the bullshit? Yeah, I understand and this is the journal for you to let the world know. Great as a funny gift for those who agree! Wouldn't it be nice to get away, fly to Mars or float aimlessly in the empty quiet recesses of infinite space? Now you can! At least as you journal in this awesome and spectacular journal! The unique combination of connected dots creates a canvas to generate both designs and graphs for things like habit tracking, to simply using the lines in the usual way!


Drunken Space Pirates!

Drunken Space Pirates!

Author: Phoenix Freebird A.

Publisher: Xlibris Corporation

Published: 2009-06-30

Total Pages: 575

ISBN-13: 1462836178

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Running from a mutinous crew, sucked through a wormhole like in a bad sci-fi movie and slowly running out of booze . . . and that’s just the beginning of this non-traditional story that starts off as a simple captain’s log book and evolves into something more like a really warped and twisted TV show in text. Follow the Captain and crew on a series of seemingly random adventures, where it’s obvious it’s not just the Captain who’s been drinking. At some point you may ask yourself, is all this just coincidence or is there something dark and annoying on the horizon? The Captain seems to have a drinking problem, the problem being he never has enough to drink and people from his past keep showing up and ruining his buzz / Akki a corrupted artificial intelligence who occasionally takes over the Captain’s log has his own plans, mostly self-serving ones because he has nothing better to do. The rest of the crew, pirates, hot chicks, robots and a foul beaked little space penguin round out the Drunken Space Pirates and with all the wise cracks and shots aimed at everyone and everything its clear the alcohol flows rather freely within the D.S.P. Many of the off the wall characters of the D.S.P. are walking guilty pleasures who say what they feel, do what they want and just generally give it to life, pop culture and the universe in general with both barrels . . . and occasionally fish...


Negative Space

Negative Space

Author: B R Yeager

Publisher:

Published: 2020-03

Total Pages: 382

ISBN-13: 9781733569453

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"Like smoke off a collision between Dennis Cooper's George Miles Cycle and Beyond The Black Rainbow, absorbing the energy of mind control, reincarnation, parallel universes, altered states, school shootings, obsession, suicidal ideation, and so much else, B.R. Yeager's multi-valent voicing of drugged up, occult youth reveals fresh tunnels into the gray space between the body and the spirit, the living and the dead, providing a well-aimed shot in the arm for the world of conceptual contemporary horror." -Blake Butler, author of Three Hundred Million "Ever wonder where teenage children go at night? Perhaps it's best not knowing the answer. There's something amiss in Kinsfield, a drab, boring city much like your own, except for the teenage suicide epidemic, stagnant, ineffectual parents, cultish behavior that borders on psychosis, and strings, strings everywhere. B.R. Yeager's Negative Space is a hypnotic collage of message boards, memes, and ruined bodies twisting at the end of a rope. Most modern novels have lost all concept of magic. B.R. Yeager's Negative Space is a stunning refutation of the quotidian." -James Nulick, author of Haunted Girlfriend & Valencia


Eddie the Kid

Eddie the Kid

Author: Leo Zeilig

Publisher: John Hunt Publishing

Published: 2013-03-11

Total Pages: 226

ISBN-13: 1780993684

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Eddie Bereskin wants to change the world and stop the war, instead his life unravels after he is arrested on a Halloween protest in 2002. An incredible story about loss and hope set in London, Eddie the Kid takes us to the anti-war movement and two generations of activists, where, amid rioting and arrests, the destinies of Eddie and his sister Esther have been shaped. ,


Tidy the F*ck Up

Tidy the F*ck Up

Author: Messie Condo

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2019-05-28

Total Pages: 129

ISBN-13: 1631585452

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Even you can get your sh*t together! Tidy the F*ck Up is a funny, down-to-earth parody of Marie Kondo’s The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up, where you’ll be handed the most useful tools for keeping your crap clean and organized without all the pressure. In this book, you’ll discover useful ways to figure out what to do with your sh*tpiles in an approachable, care-free way, and you’ll say farewell to the hair-pulling stress of marathon cleaning. Tossing all your junk in a closet doesn’t make it any less of a clusterf*ck, but approaching it little by little and making use of some helpful hints can do a world of wonders for all your sh*t, the comfort of your space, and your general sanity. With this hilarious guide, you’ll learn how to: Become a decision-making bad*ss Get rid of the sh*t you don’t need and keep the sh*t you do Live life after a clusterf*ck! And more! With a lighthearted tone that the finest sailors would admire, Tidy the F*ck Up will help you make your house a f*cking home.


Homesick for Another World

Homesick for Another World

Author: Ottessa Moshfegh

Publisher: Penguin

Published: 2017-01-17

Total Pages: 306

ISBN-13: 0399562893

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A New York Times Book Review Notable Book of 2017 An electrifying first collection from one of the most exciting short story writers of our time "I can’t recall the last time I laughed this hard at a book. Simultaneously, I’m shocked and scandalized. She’s brilliant, this young woman."—David Sedaris Ottessa Moshfegh's debut novel Eileen was one of the literary events of 2015. Garlanded with critical acclaim, it was named a book of the year by The Washington Post and the San Francisco Chronicle, nominated for a National Book Critics Circle Award, short-listed for the Man Booker Prize, and won the PEN/Hemingway Award for debut fiction. But as many critics noted, Moshfegh is particularly held in awe for her short stories. Homesick for Another World is the rare case where an author's short story collection is if anything more anticipated than her novel. And for good reason. There's something eerily unsettling about Ottessa Moshfegh's stories, something almost dangerous, while also being delightful, and even laugh-out-loud funny. Her characters are all unsteady on their feet in one way or another; they all yearn for connection and betterment, though each in very different ways, but they are often tripped up by their own baser impulses and existential insecurities. Homesick for Another World is a master class in the varieties of self-deception across the gamut of individuals representing the human condition. But part of the unique quality of her voice, the echt Moshfeghian experience, is the way the grotesque and the outrageous are infused with tenderness and compassion. Moshfegh is our Flannery O'Connor, and Homesick for Another World is her Everything That Rises Must Converge or A Good Man is Hard to Find. The flesh is weak; the timber is crooked; people are cruel to each other, and stupid, and hurtful. But beauty comes from strange sources. And the dark energy surging through these stories is powerfully invigorating. We're in the hands of an author with a big mind, a big heart, blazing chops, and a political acuity that is needle-sharp. The needle hits the vein before we even feel the prick.


Drunken Space Pirates 2: The Asinine Conspiracy. (part one)

Drunken Space Pirates 2: The Asinine Conspiracy. (part one)

Author: Phoenix Freebird A.

Publisher: Lulu.com

Published: 2012-12-07

Total Pages: 676

ISBN-13: 1300489057

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The warped television show in text continues with D.S.P. 2: The Asinine Conspiracy. Everything seems to be in turmoil with strange new enemy's threatening not just the D.S.P. but the whole of the Pirates Union and countless worlds across the known universe and possible even further.Though it's hardly been a few weeks since the end of Season 1, The Captain, drunk as he is, assembles his crew once again and heads off . . . to the Bar! What? You were expecting the Captain to start someplace else? Did you read book 1?


The Kings of Innocence

The Kings of Innocence

Author: Michael Burns

Publisher: Tucket Pub

Published: 2008-02

Total Pages: 228

ISBN-13: 9780979706813

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The Kings of Innocence details Roy McGraths return to his small Massachusetts town, where he reunites with his childhood friends Mark and Jay. At twenty-four, the young men are emotionally misguided, especially Jay. His antics test Roys loyalty and force Mark, an overachieving cop, into an impossible predicament. But just as Jay plummets towards ruin, shocking revelations change everyones life forever.


The Sex Lives of Siamese Twins

The Sex Lives of Siamese Twins

Author: Irvine Welsh

Publisher: Vintage

Published: 2015-02-03

Total Pages: 374

ISBN-13: 0385539398

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When Lucy Brennan, a Miami Beach personal-fitness trainer, disarms an apparently crazed gunman, the police and the breaking-news cameras are not far behind. Within hours, Lucy becomes a hero. The solitary eye-witness, the depressed and overweight Lena Sorenson, thrilled by Lucy's heroism and decisiveness, becomes obsessed with the trainer and enrolls as a client at her Bodysculpt gym. It quickly becomes clear that Lena is more interested in Lucy's body than her own, and a budding fatal attraction takes hold. However, it's when Lucy imprisons Lena, and can't stop thinking about the sex lives of Siamese twins, that the real problems start. In Lucy and Lena, Irvine Welsh has created two of his most memorable female protagonists, and one of the most bizarre, sadomasochistic folie à deux in contemporary fiction. The Sex Lives of Siamese Twins taps into two great obsessions of our time--how we look and where we live--and tells a story so subversive and dark it blacks out the Florida sun.


The Space Between The Divine and The Unholy

The Space Between The Divine and The Unholy

Author: Michelle Morningstar

Publisher: Unquiet Tomb Press

Published: 2022-03-22

Total Pages: 330

ISBN-13: 0578281422

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After forging a deal, the only path forward is the one for which you bargained; ensure it is what you genuinely wish it to be, because not even death will release you. Drucilla Blackwood is an unassuming, average woman who stumbles upon a unique and Divine relic. A relic that will immutably change her life and subsequently all the souls of those around her. She develops unlikely friendships among those considered Divine and Unholy—angels, devils, and those who reside in between. Drucilla learns that the ones who support her are the only ones she can depend on to be there for her when the world explodes...and it will explode spectacularly. The Space Between The Divine and The Unholy is the first volume in a series of celestial urban fantasy novels by author Michelle Morningstar.