Zed was on the way to being a thirty year old virgin when he decided to pay for sex. But he found out that sex, for him at least, was not a wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am kind of thing. He has a condition called delayed ejaculation; he has no problems getting and maintaining an erection but has trouble reaching an orgasm. He is autistic as well. The social deficits that come with autism was a very big part of why he had to pay for sex in the first place. In this fascinating and unique memoir, Zed tries to piece together the puzzle that is himself in order to understand the nature of his dysfunction. With understanding comes acceptance, perhaps even a kind of happiness.
Fuck That Shit is a daily reminder of the frustrations that keep you in the corporate mindset. Understand your own state of fuck-it-ness and unlock from the corporate mindset!
#1 New York Times Bestseller Over 10 million copies sold In this generation-defining self-help guide, a superstar blogger cuts through the crap to show us how to stop trying to be "positive" all the time so that we can truly become better, happier people. For decades, we’ve been told that positive thinking is the key to a happy, rich life. "F**k positivity," Mark Manson says. "Let’s be honest, shit is f**ked and we have to live with it." In his wildly popular Internet blog, Manson doesn’t sugarcoat or equivocate. He tells it like it is—a dose of raw, refreshing, honest truth that is sorely lacking today. The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F**k is his antidote to the coddling, let’s-all-feel-good mindset that has infected American society and spoiled a generation, rewarding them with gold medals just for showing up. Manson makes the argument, backed both by academic research and well-timed poop jokes, that improving our lives hinges not on our ability to turn lemons into lemonade, but on learning to stomach lemons better. Human beings are flawed and limited—"not everybody can be extraordinary, there are winners and losers in society, and some of it is not fair or your fault." Manson advises us to get to know our limitations and accept them. Once we embrace our fears, faults, and uncertainties, once we stop running and avoiding and start confronting painful truths, we can begin to find the courage, perseverance, honesty, responsibility, curiosity, and forgiveness we seek. There are only so many things we can give a f**k about so we need to figure out which ones really matter, Manson makes clear. While money is nice, caring about what you do with your life is better, because true wealth is about experience. A much-needed grab-you-by-the-shoulders-and-look-you-in-the-eye moment of real-talk, filled with entertaining stories and profane, ruthless humor, The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F**k is a refreshing slap for a generation to help them lead contented, grounded lives.
Fuck This Shit I'm Going To Space: A Dot-Lined Journal Tired of Earth and all the bullshit? Yeah, I understand and this is the journal for you to let the world know. Great as a funny gift for those who agree! Wouldn't it be nice to get away, fly to Mars or float aimlessly in the empty quiet recesses of infinite space? Now you can! At least as you journal in this awesome and spectacular journal! The unique combination of connected dots creates a canvas to generate both designs and graphs for things like habit tracking, to simply using the lines in the usual way!
Perfect funny or gag gift for the tired woman in your life. Book features: Gratitude journal pages with prompts including: asshole of the day, I am proud I didn't, I'm lucky to have and more! Corresponding pages with areas to include important shit to do today and other important shit to remember. This journal is designed as a funny gift to help an overstressed friend find a way to laugh at the crazy and hectic days of motherhood, work and life in general. 152 pages. 6" x 9" soft cover.
The Fuck This Shit adult coloring book is the perfect stress reliever when you're fed up and want to vent and relax. Features of this Book - 25 interesting and intricate mandala coloring pages. - It measures 8.5x11 with book industry perfect binding, a sturdy matte cover, and white pages that are great for pencil, crayon, gel pens or markers. - Designs are printed only on one side of each sheet of paper to prevent bleedthrough. Click on our name "Maeve Coloring Books" located under the title of this listing for more swear word coloring books!
For those moments when all you want to do is throw your arms in the air and shout: F THIS SHIT. Don't just say it -- STAMP IT! When you've hit your max and you've just had enough, ink your stamp, slam it down, and really leave your mark! Let your feelings flow in ink--permanently--when you stamp F THIS SHIT across any surface. The stamp kit features a self-inking rubber stamp along with a hilariously snarky booklet filled with advice on creative, laugh-out-loud uses of your new tool. Whether you're dealing with overdue bills, annoying roommates, a pestering manager, or even the IRS, you're bound to have plenty of opportunities to tell deserving suckers how you feel.
A masterfully updated edition of The F-Word which renders a comprehensive portrait of English's most notorious and colorful word. No word has generated more uses, more creative euphemisms, and more strong opinions than fuck. Jesse Sheidlower's historical dictionary, now in print for over 25 years, charts the uses of fuck and its many permutations, from absofuckinglutely to zipless fuck. It illustrates every sense of every entry with quotations, from the earliest that can be found to a recent example, showing exactly how the word has been used throughout history. This new edition is not just a minor update but a comprehensive revision of Sheidlower's groundbreaking text for the internet age. Major new discoveries push back the known history of fuck by almost two hundred years. Sheidlower also considers rapidly changing attitudes towards the use of fuck in public discourse. The volume includes over 1,000 new quotations; over 100 antedatings (earlier examples of existing entries, improving our understanding of the word's development); and many dozens of new entries, including high-profile recent uses such as AF 'as fuck', fuckboi, and the group of expressions of the sort to give no fucks or zero fucks given.
The pain will not never heal. Street life thug guy, how he decides to change his life from getting off the streets. Sold drugs and went to prison, did his time and decided to give up the game and change his life. J decided to give his life to God when he left and try to start over with his life. J had liked a girl from Racine, Wisconsin, back in them days, but they didn't make it 'cause April moved on. When J decided to change one day, J wrote a friend, and her name was April. She didn't know how to take it, but they made it to be. J was a happy guy, already had kids. When J got with April, J decided to make her the woman of his dreams. J made her to be his wife. Was in some mix up 'cause the haters will not let them go on with their love. One day J was a little stress; things were coming at J like someone was stepping on his toes and bring him down with all the madness. But they made it to be their love. April was a female from Chicago that let the bride be the beast. April made it in with joy and happiness.
