Follow Your Fart
Author: David Stanley
Publisher: Lulu.com
Published: 2017-10-23
Total Pages: 168
ISBN-13: 024464179X
DOWNLOAD EBOOKA book of poems about life and love, pain and humour. This is David's 4th book of poems for adults(and children)
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No One Likes a Fart
Author: Zoë Foster Blake
Publisher: Penguin
Published: 2020-01-14
Total Pages: 21
ISBN-13: 1524791903
DOWNLOAD EBOOKFart is desperate to make friends and have fun. But no one likes a fart -- not even a fart with a heart. With plenty of laughs and even more heart, this delightful picture book shows that even the smelliest among us can find a friend in this world. It's hard out there for a fart. Too smelly. Too embarassing. Too gross. Striking the perfect balance of gross-out humor, wit, and heart, this beautifully illustrated picture book delivers a message of accepting yourself and finding a friend who loves you just the way you are.
The Day My Fart Followed Me Home
Author: Ben Jackson
Publisher:
Published: 2016-09-28
Total Pages: 34
ISBN-13: 9780995234031
DOWNLOAD EBOOKIf you and your child love to read together, then you are going to love this! The Day My Fart Followed Me Home is a beautifully illustrated journey of Timmy and how he meets his new friend! If you enjoy reading funny books with gorgeous pictures and love your child to read along with you, then make sure you grab The Day My Fart Followed Me Home! Discover and giggle along with Timmy on his unexpected journey with his new best friend!
The Complete Book of Farts
Author: Alec Bromcie
Publisher: Penguin
Published: 2011-10-13
Total Pages: 117
ISBN-13: 110154757X
DOWNLOAD EBOOKFrom the publisher of the bestselling "Gross" series comes our grossest book yet! flat•u•lence (flach-u-lens) n. Female: an embarrassing by-product of digestion Male: an endless source of entertainment, self-expression, and male bonding Since the dawn of time, farting has been with us in all its rich and varied guises. Every nation in the world has developed its own ripe and extensive vocabulary to express the function of farting. Qui a pété? (Who's farted?) the French would ask, while the Chinese have to Fon Pei Ha, the Germans furzen, and the Swedes to fisa. Farting is a universal fascination, and every generation of boys and young men seem to revel in all things farting. For everyone fascinated with farts (and you know who you are!) comes The Complete Book of Farts. Filled with hilarious, real-life experiences and stories (and a lot of nitrogen, oxygen, carbon dioxide, hydrogen, and methane), this is the perfect companion for all those who fart, and those who don't (or won't admit it). Now, in a single volume, readers will discover: history's greatest farters; recipes for fantastic farts; farting etiquette; farting vocabulary for world travelers; funniest farting jokes, limericks, and quips; true farting confessions; and much more! No other book on farting gives us as much information and hilarity as this year's best gift for every boy (of all ages!) in your life. While there might be other farting-book imitators, only The Complete Book of Farts is the ultimate guide to all things gaseous!
Old MacDonald Heard a Fart
Author: Derek Landy
Publisher: HarperCollins Children's Books
Published: 2017-04-06
Total Pages: 32
ISBN-13: 9780008242794
DOWNLOAD EBOOK"Old Macdonald heard a fart ... E-I-E-I-O!" There are some VERY rude noises coming from Old Macdonald's farm - who could be responsible?! Sing along to this side-splitting picture book adaptation of everyone's favourite nursery rhyme.
The Day My Fart Followed Me To Hockey
Author: Sam Lawrence
Publisher:
Published: 2016-10-19
Total Pages: 44
ISBN-13: 9780995234024
DOWNLOAD EBOOKThe Day My Fart Followed Me To Hockey is a beautifully illustrated journey of Timmy and his best friend the Little Fart as they attend Timmy's first hockey tryouts. Chaos and laughter ensue as the Fart attempts to help out his best friend the only way he knows how.
Can Holding in a Fart Kill You?
Author: Andrew Thompson
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Published: 2015-06-23
Total Pages: 99
ISBN-13: 1612435076
DOWNLOAD EBOOKThe bestselling author of Hair of the Dog to Paint the Town Red share more than 150 baffling, bizarre, and enlightening facts in the fun trivia collection. This curious, captivating collection of trivia will surprise and intrigue readers with amazing answers to questions like: • Is Jurassic Park possible? • What causes “the shakes” after drinking a lot of alcohol? • Why do dogs walk in circles before lying down? • What makes popcorn pop? The follow-up to the bestselling What Did We Use Before Toilet Paper?, Can Holding in a Fart Kill You? has even more fun and fascinating trivia. Perfect for the ever-curious trivia lover, this book is the ultimate in truly extraordinary information. From silly to serious to outright bizarre, this expansive collection offers surprising answers and unexpected facts on everything from history and science to pop culture and nature. From the everyday to the fantastical—it's all here. “A very handy book that could honestly, save their life—or just answer all those questions they’re maybe too embarrassed to even google.” —Buzzfeed
Frank the Farting Flamingo
Author: Humor Heals Us
Publisher: Humor Heals Us
Published: 2020-09-24
Total Pages: 34
ISBN-13: 9781953399274
DOWNLOAD EBOOKWarning: This book may cause farting. Frank is an ordinary flamingo, except for one small problem: He has gas. He can't help it; it's just the way he is. Fortunately, he explains farting is so common that there are different kinds of names for each fart. A children's beloved classic, this story will have kids rolling on the floor with laughter. Adults are permitted to laugh too. Vote on new title names and receive freebies at humorhealsus.com
The Fantastic Flatulent Fart Brothers' Second Big Book of Farty Facts
Author: M.D. Whalen
Publisher:
Published: 2018-03-28
Total Pages: 142
ISBN-13: 9789627866404
DOWNLOAD EBOOKDid you know that plants fart? Kids go to jail for farting? That there's a movie award for Best Fart? Do you secretly think farts are not only funny, but fascinating? Increase your Fart IQ and impress your friends and teachers with this gas-powered, illustrated fact-filled follow-up to the best-selling original Big Book of Farty Facts.
Does It Fart?
Author: Nick Caruso
Publisher: Hachette UK
Published: 2019-07-11
Total Pages: 48
ISBN-13: 1526361892
DOWNLOAD EBOOKAn explosive and hilarious look at facts, farts, and fun! Dogs fart. Cats fart. Horses fart (a lot). But what about snakes? Spiders? Octopuses? What about chimpanzees? Cheetahs? Or dinosaurs? In this gaseous guide to kids' favourite animals (and some they've probably never heard of), young readers will discover not only which animals parp, but also which have the stinkiest farts, which fart the most, and where all this smelly stuff comes from. They'll even learn which species has its own secret fart code! Perfect for reluctant readers, and with full-colour illustrations throughout, Does It Fart? is the funniest book you never knew you needed. Based on the New York Times bestseller Does It Fart?: The Definitive Field Guide to Animal Flatulence.
