F*cking Good Content

F*cking Good Content

Author: Dan Kelsall

Publisher:

Published: 2019-02-23

Total Pages: 110

ISBN-13: 9781795764797

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Your content's probably shit. Don't panic. You're not alone. Most people, and companies for that matter, produce content that's about as effective as a crepe paper condom. Take a look at the social accounts of brands. At company blogs. At promoted content that appears on your feeds. The majority of the stuff you look at will have very little engagement, and from the engagement the content did get, very little of it will be from that company's ideal customer. Why? Because it's probably one of two things (or often both). It's either more boring than bird watching with Bill Oddy, or it's trying to sell something. And nobody wants to be sold to. So how do you make sure your content stands out? How do you use your social accounts, blogs and eBooks to drive new customers? Well, you're about to read the thoughts of content marketer, Dan Kelsall. He swears a lot, comes up with fucking weird analogies, and makes highly inappropriate jokes. But he knows his stuff and, in a world where people are crippled by a fear of being truly honest, he says it how it is. He may not be everyone's cup of tea, but when it comes to building a personal brand, and writing engaging content, his techniques and tips can work for anyone. This book is a refreshingly raw take on content marketing, with just one simple aim: To help you transform your mindset and start creating fucking good content.


How to Be F*cking Awesome

How to Be F*cking Awesome

Author: Dan Meredith

Publisher: Rethink Press

Published: 2016-04

Total Pages: 192

ISBN-13: 9781781331880

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If you've been looking for a kick up the backside to finally launch that business, start a new project you've been putting off or just become awesome, this book is for you. So, if you are sick of the usual guru bullsh*t advice, and want to make your life truly awesome, then read this book from cover to cover, and do every single thing Dan says.


Buy Yourself the F*cking Lilies

Buy Yourself the F*cking Lilies

Author: Tara Schuster

Publisher: Dial Press

Published: 2020-02-18

Total Pages: 352

ISBN-13: 0525509895

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Brutally honest, often hilarious, hard-won lessons in learning to love and care for yourself from a former vice president at Comedy Central who was called “ahead of her time” by Jordan Peele “You’re going to want Tara Schuster to become your new best friend.”—Glennon Doyle, #1 New York Times bestselling author of Untamed “Compelling, persuasive, and useful no matter where you are in your life.”—Chelsea Handler, #1 New York Times bestselling author of Life Will Be the Death of Me By the time she was in her late twenties, Tara Schuster was a rising TV executive who had worked for The Daily Show with Jon Stewart and helped launch Key & Peele to viral superstardom. By all appearances, she had mastered being a grown-up. But beneath that veneer of success, she was a chronically anxious, self-medicating mess. No one knew that her road to adulthood had been paved with depression, anxiety, and shame, owing in large part to her minimally parented upbringing. She realized she’d hit rock bottom when she drunk-dialed her therapist pleading for help. Buy Yourself the F*cking Lilies is the story of Tara’s path to re-parenting herself and becoming a “ninja of self-love.” Through simple, daily rituals, Tara transformed her mind, body, and relationships, and shows how to • fake gratitude until you actually feel gratitude • excavate your emotional wounds and heal them with kindness • identify your self-limiting beliefs, kick them to the curb, and start living a life you choose • silence your inner frenemy and shield yourself from self-criticism • carve out time each morning to start your day empowered, inspired, and ready to rule • create a life you truly, totally f*cking LOVE This is the book Tara wished someone had given her and it is the book many of us desperately need: a candid, hysterical, addictively readable, practical guide to growing up (no matter where you are in life) and learning to love yourself in a non-throw-up-in-your-mouth-it’s-so-cheesy way.


F*cking History

F*cking History

Author: The Captain

Publisher: Penguin

Published: 2020-08-11

Total Pages: 242

ISBN-13: 0593189612

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History that doesn't suck: Smart, crude, and hilariously relevant to modern life. Those who don't know history are doomed to repeat it. Too bad it's usually boring as sh*t. Enter The Captain, the ultimate storyteller who brings history to life (and to your life) in this hilarious, intelligent, brutally honest, and crude compendium to events that happened before any of us were born. The entries in this compulsively readable book bridge past and present with topics like getting ghosted, handling haters, and why dog owners rule (sorry, cat people). Along the way you'll get a glimpse of Edith Wharton's sex life, dating rituals in Ancient Greece, catfishing in 500 BC, medieval flirting techniques, and squad goals from Catherine the Great. You'll learn why losing yourself in a relationship will make you crazy--like Joanna of Castile, who went from accomplished badass to Joanna the Mad after obsessing over a guy known as Philip the Handsome. You'll discover how Resting Bitch Face has been embraced throughout history (so wear it proudly). And you'll see why it's never a good idea to f*ck with powerful women--from pirate queens to diehard suffragettes to Cleo-f*cking-patra. People in the past were just like us--so learn from life's losers and emulate the badasses. The Captain shows you how.


The Cheat Sheet

The Cheat Sheet

Author: Sarah Adams

Publisher: Dell

Published: 2022-04-26

Total Pages: 337

ISBN-13: 0593500768

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Is it ever too late to leave the friend zone? Discover the heartwarming friends to lovers romance that became a sensation on TikTok—now with a new chapter and a Q&A with the author! The friend zone is not the end zone for Bree Camden, who is helplessly in love with her longtime best friend and extremely hot NFL legend, Nathan Donelson. The only problem is that she can’t admit her true feelings, because he clearly sees her as a best friend with no romantic potential, and the last thing Bree wants is to ruin their relationship. But those abs . . . Nope! Nothing but good old-fashioned, no-touching-the-sexiest-man-alive, platonic friendship for Bree. In any case, she has other things to worry about. After a car accident ended her chance at becoming a professional ballerina, Bree changed paths and now owns her own dance studio, with big dreams to expand it. But one more rent increase could mean the end of the studio entirely. Then, as usual, Nathan comes to the rescue and buys the entire building. A stubborn Bree is not happy about it and decides to rebel with a couple—okay, maybe more than a couple—of tequila shots. Then her plan backfires as she spills her deepest, darkest secret to a TMZ reporter. One viral video later, the world thinks Nathan and Bree are the perfect couple. Before they can really talk about her confession, Nathan’s publicist proposes a big opportunity that could mean financial security for Bree. The catch? They have to pretend to be in love. For three whole weeks. What will happen when Bree gives in to the feelings she’s been desperately hiding for so long, and could she be imagining that Nathan is actually enjoying it? Sarah Adams scores more than touchdowns in this exciting romantic comedy.


It's Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers

It's Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers

Author: Colin Nissan

Publisher: Chronicle Books

Published: 2021-09-28

Total Pages: 68

ISBN-13: 1797214756

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A passionate and profane love letter to fall, the best fucking season of the year. Do you get excited at the first brisk breeze of the year? Are you overcome with delight when you see piles of red leaves? Do you lose your fucking mind at a pumpkin patch? At last, the epically funny internet sensation It's Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers is now a visual tour-de-force, teeming with a cornucopia of perfectly paired photos and seasonal enchantments to make it really fucking sing. Whiffy candles, wicker baskets, motherfucking gourd after gourd, and people going insane they love fall so much? Check! Also included: the equally lifechanging meditation It's Rotting Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers, because all good things must end. Give it to everyone you love, or put it on your fucking coffee table next to a pile of shellacked vegetables to really tie the room together. Perfect for: For anyone who fucking loves fall, and fans of McSweeney's, Go the Fuck to Sleep, Deep Thoughts, the Onion, and the New Yorker.


Don't F*cking Panic

Don't F*cking Panic

Author: Kelsey Darragh

Publisher:

Published: 2020-10-21

Total Pages: 362

ISBN-13: 9781949759273

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"If you are one of the millions of people struggling to manage your mental health right now, stop whatever you are doing and read this interactive workbook created by comedian and mental health advocate, Kelsey Darragh. With a completely raw and honest approach to discussing, accepting, and managing debilitating anxiety, panic, and depression, Don’t F*cking Panic: The Shit They Don’t Tell You in Therapy About Anxiety Disorder, Panic Attacks, & Depression is a refreshing and often painfully hilarious guide to long-term recovery and healing. Whether you are experiencing a panic attack RIGHT NOW, or simply realize there is seemingly no end to how many ways your beautiful brain can mess up your day with uncool thoughts, this workbook is about to become your new best friend and a permanent resident on your bedside table"--


Get a F*cking Grip

Get a F*cking Grip

Author: Matthew Kimberley

Publisher:

Published: 2019-12

Total Pages: 288

ISBN-13: 9781789461794

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- You know the key to having more energy has nothing to do with crystals and chakras... and everything to do with how much sleep you get. - You know that neglecting your friends will leave you destitute and lonely... but you're still too damn lazy to pick up your phone and get in touch. - You know you could get through your to-do list in half the time... yet you're still stalking your ex on Facebook. - You know you just need a kick up the backside... and that's what you'll find within the pages of this book. Get A F*cking Grip is the self-help book for people who hate self-help, offering simple no-nonsense advice that you can implement into all areas of your life, allowing you to get on with everything you've always wanted to do. Learning how to get a f*cking grip is the key to taking back control of your life.


The Mani-Fcking-Esters

The Mani-Fcking-Esters

Author: Samir Saha

Publisher: Notion Press

Published: 2024-02-29

Total Pages: 375

ISBN-13:

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The Mani-fcking-esters is a self-help fiction rooted in the ideals of living a holistic life by pursuing and attaining success in all areas of life- Health and fitness, Emotional well-being, Intellectual Life, Relationships, Parenting, Professional life, and Materialistic Cravings. All the techniques and teachings are knitted into an entertaining story to make the self-improvement journey enjoyable for the readers. The essence of the book is well illustrated by the poem below Once, I was a little lad, Full of dreams and overjoyed. Things were simple for my brain, Like beautiful clouds bringing rain. While I was growing up into a man, The world got busy guiding me to a fen. The rules, they said, were for a better life, Got me into an endless fight. They promised an open stage, Instead, boxed me into a cage. I kept my faith in the process, And hoped that it would lead to a bed of roses. But all I got was a hanging thread. An endless struggle for butter and bread. Dreams got less, and joys were hard to find. The shameless world still advocated their grind. When I dared to break the shackle, And chose my own road to travel. Dreams were back, and life turned simple. Joys became the theme of my existence, And life moved without resistance. A few years down the line, I am back to being a happy lad, Again, full of dreams and overjoyed. Everything is simple for my brain, Like beautiful clouds bringing rain.


8 Days for Salvation

8 Days for Salvation

Author: Yolanda Olson

Publisher: Independently Published

Published: 2021-10

Total Pages: 260

ISBN-13:

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I don't know where I am. I'm the last of nine. He calls me Faith, because he said that faith is blind. That's how he justified taking my eyes. See No Evil. That's the role I play here. If you can hear me. If you can see me. My name is Ione Winslow. PLEASE HELP.