Fart Wars
Author: J. B. O'Neil
Publisher:
Published: 2013-03-12
Total Pages: 0
ISBN-13: 9781484983690
DOWNLOAD EBOOKAnother adventure of Milo Snotrocket based on the Star Wars saga.
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Monster Fart Wars
Author: A. M. Shah
Publisher:
Published: 2017-02-14
Total Pages: 48
ISBN-13: 9781943684502
DOWNLOAD EBOOKA loud, gassy, smelly Fartquake erupted and ripped the town apart. The pinnacle of the mountain, Belch Peak, was open, and the peaceful, gassy Farts were being taken over by the grumpy, smelly, stinky, loud Burps. Who will win the rights to Belch Peak? Whoever controls the fart gasses controls it all.
Fart Wars
Author: Todd Goldman
Publisher:
Published: 2021-01-30
Total Pages: 176
ISBN-13:
DOWNLOAD EBOOKIn the year 2099, on a planet fart, fart away...the seventh planet from our sun AND the gassiest planet in our solar system, the only planet with the word anus, as in butthole, in its name, yes on Uranus, trouble brewed between kindly King Butthole and the evil Fart Vader, leader of the Dark Side of the Farts. Humanity has colonized much of the solar system and in order to survive the super cold temperatures on Uranus, people built their cities under giant domes. Unfortunately, the air under these domes was always full of methane gas, booty fuel, butt petrol, oh let's just say it: FARTS! Yes, farts. Smelly, nasty, farts. Our story begins one stinky day, well they were all stinky, shortly before the Spring dance at Shartsville Middle School...
Ninja Farts
Author: J. B. O'Neil
Publisher: Sky Pony
Published: 2017-10-24
Total Pages: 0
ISBN-13: 9781510724358
DOWNLOAD EBOOKReady to laugh your butt off? Get ready to be blown-away by the outrageous adventures of Milo Snotrocket! His name is Milo Snotrocket and he has the same problems any kid has. School is boring, he has a bully, and sometimes he farts. Well, more than sometimes. What nobody else knows about this special kid is that he’s more than just your average everyday child, he’s also a Fart Ninja—taking on bullies and all evildoers with the amazing power of his horrible farts! Warning: This book has farts. Lots of them. And if you focus on farting as much as the people in this book, you might want to check your pants when you’re done!
Fart Quest: The Dragon's Dookie
Author: Aaron Reynolds
Publisher: Roaring Brook Press
Published: 2022-02-01
Total Pages: 245
ISBN-13: 125020643X
DOWNLOAD EBOOK“If you love fantasy, funny humor, flatulence, and friends, then Aaron Reynolds has written the perfect book for you!” —DAN SANTAT, author of The Aquanut, Sidekicks, and The Adventures of Beekle Another fart-tastic installment in the middle-grade adventure series by #1 New York Times bestselling author Aaron Reynolds and illustrator Cam Kendell. The Great and Powerful Kevin has a new quest for our heroes... seek out another disgusting ingredient for his mysterious project. High in the Frostflung Mountains lies the lair of a fearsome dragon named Glacierbane. Pan, Moxie, Fart and TickTock must venture there and fish a dragon-digested object from deep within a pile of dragon doo. But Pan isn’t having it. She’s not sure why, but she doesn’t trust Kevin. But when she learns of a kidnapped prince that needs rescuing from Glacierbane, suddenly this quest seems a whole lot more heroic. Our young heroes will face their toughest challenges yet as they team up with a valiant knight, brave the air-islands of Frostflung, fight yetis and snow goblins, solve puzzles and riddles, face a dragon, and seek the poo they need.
Monster Fart Wars
Author: A. M. Shah
Publisher:
Published: 2017-01-05
Total Pages:
ISBN-13: 9781943684519
DOWNLOAD EBOOKFart Quest: The Barf of the Bedazzler
Author: Aaron Reynolds
Publisher: Roaring Brook Press
Published: 2021-02-02
Total Pages: 233
ISBN-13: 1250206391
DOWNLOAD EBOOK“If you love fantasy, funny humor, flatulence, and friends, then Aaron Reynolds has written the perfect book for you!” —DAN SANTAT, author of The Aquanut, Sidekicks, and The Adventures of Beekle Fart and his friends take on a new belly-quaking quest in the hilarious sequel Fart Quest: The Barf of the Bedazzler written by #1 New York Times bestselling author Aaron Reynolds and illustrated by Cam Kendell. After crushing their very first quest, young adventurers Pan, Moxie, and Fart are hungry for their next challenge. Luckily, the Great and Powerful Kevin has cooked up something for the trio: Locate a bedazzler—a rare and monstrous creature of truly horrific power—and bring back . . . its barf. But the danger in tracking down a bedazzler is hard to swallow. Rumor tells of a ruthless pirate captain who may be the only living soul that knows where to find a bedazzler. Our heroes must head to the high seas for a mission so deadly, they might lose their lives—or their lunch. Bestselling author Aaron Reynolds and Cam Kendell bring even more laughs, adventure, and silliness in The Barf of the Bedazzler, book two in the Fart Quest series.
Farts: A Spotter's Guide
Author: Crai S. Bower
Publisher: Chronicle Books
Published: 2008-10-29
Total Pages: 0
ISBN-13: 9780811866095
DOWNLOAD EBOOKSure, everyone does it; but everyone tries to hide it a little differently. Farts: A Spotter's Guide will help you pinpoint he (or she) who dealt it every time. This hilarious book identifies the habitat, range, voice, and "field marks" of tencommon wind breakers, from the gentle hiss of the Silent-but-Deadly to the rip-roaring flatulation of the Seismic Blast. The attached battery powered fart machine reproduces each emanation in accurate sound. Grossly hip illustrations by the Fudge Factory'syes, you read that rightTravis Millard depict the offenders and offendees in brilliant detail. Printed on durable card stock, this is pure, unbridled entertainment for the giggling child in all of us. Let 'er rip!
The Art of Farting
Author: Parviz Shirmohammadi
Publisher: Parviz Shirmohammadi
Published: 2021-11-20
Total Pages: 84
ISBN-13: 1736742728
DOWNLOAD EBOOKThis book offers pure hilarious comedy, romance, adventures, and fun entertainment for any reader. It shows everything you always wanted to know about your fart. It is one of the funniest and most entertaining books you have ever read. It talks about how a fart traveled throughout time and how it affected entire human history. It goes without explaining that it brings many hours of pure laughter and fun to you. It is a comic book that takes you through a hilarious roller coaster joyful ride. It is amusing to read and will leave you with a lasting and delightful experience. You will never look at your fart the same way again.
Fart Quest
Author: Aaron Reynolds
Publisher: Roaring Brook Press
Published: 2020-09-15
Total Pages: 288
ISBN-13: 1250206375
DOWNLOAD EBOOK"Stay tuned for further gassy exploits." - Booklist, starred review Jam-packed with potty humor, feats of bravery, and magical friendships, Fart Quest by bestselling author Aaron Reynolds and illustrator Cam Kendell is perfect for every young hero looking for a wild adventure. After their masters are vaporized in a goblin battle gone bad, Fart, Pan, and Moxie—three lowly apprentices—decide to impersonate their mentors and pick up the mantle as heroes of the realm. But they need more than a fancy robe, magic staff, and book of magical beasts to be real heroes. They need a quest! So when The Great and Powerful Kevin puts out a call for help, seeking the coveted Golden Llama and its magical golden fart, young Fart and his friends jump at the chance and embark on a journey they were destined for. This title has Common Core connections.
