Go Eat a Bag of Dicks

Go Eat a Bag of Dicks

Author: Active Creative Journals

Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

Published: 2017-01-07

Total Pages: 108

ISBN-13: 9781542406895

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This is a blank, lined journal with 108 pages. It's 6x9 inches, a convenient and perfect size to carry anywhere. It's perfect for a funny gag gift to make anyone laugh. Other features of this notebook include excellent and thick binding, durable 55# white paper and a glossy finished cover. If you would like an unlined journal, please take a look at our other products.


A Cock Coloring Book for Adults

A Cock Coloring Book for Adults

Author: Moby Dick

Publisher:

Published: 2020-06-02

Total Pages: 50

ISBN-13:

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A Cock Coloring Book for Adults: Dirty Dicks Eat a bag of dicks! - For adults only - 25 Extra Penis-y Coloring Pages - Beautiful Designs To Relieve Stress & Have Fun - Single-Sided Pages At 8"x10" - Great for all coloring mediums - Full page designs - Cockiest gift idea! Need a good laugh?! Order this dicktastic adult coloring book now and start coloring the most vulgar and obscene dicks to help relieve stress! Blow off some steam with each stroke of the pen...You'll f*cking love it! Color the perfect penis with this hilarious cock coloring book for grown-ups!


How Not to Be a Dick

How Not to Be a Dick

Author: Meghan Doherty

Publisher: Zest Books ™

Published: 2019-08-01

Total Pages: 227

ISBN-13: 1541581873

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On the one hand, nobody wants to be a dick. On the other hand, dicks are everywhere! They cut in line, talk behind our backs, recline into our seats, and even have the power to morph into trolls online. Their powers are impressive, but with a little foresight and thoughtfulness, we can take a stand against dickishness today. How Not to Be a Dick is packed with honest and straightforward advice, but it also includes playful illustrations showing two well-meaning (but not always well behaved) young people as they confront moments of potential dickishness in their everyday lives. Sometimes they falter, sometimes they triumph, but they always seek to find a better way. And with their help, you can too. Just see the agreement at the beginning of the book: I pledge to use the tools and techniques provided in this book to help make the world a less dickish place. "Doherty fires absurd twenty-first-century zingers that happen to be really, really, really funny."—starred, Booklist


The Big Adventures of Tiny Dick

The Big Adventures of Tiny Dick

Author: Heather Land

Publisher:

Published: 2017-09-15

Total Pages: 68

ISBN-13: 9781976427671

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You don't have to be big to do great things! Tiny Dick proves that in this hilarious and fun coloring book. TD isn't huge but he makes up for it with his giant personality and fun adventures! This book is great for bachelorette parties, boring Friday nights home alone, or to send to a (very tiny) ex-boyfriend.


Nigger

Nigger

Author: Dick Gregory

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 1964

Total Pages: 228

ISBN-13: 0671735608

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The story of Dick Greagory, welfare case, star athelete, hit comedian, and front-line participant in the battle for Civil Rights.


The Encore

The Encore

Author: Charity Tillemann-Dick

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2017-10-03

Total Pages: 320

ISBN-13: 1501102338

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In this “heartrending, passionate, and surprisingly humorous account of the conjunction between art and death” (Andrew Solomon, New York Times bestselling author), acclaimed opera singer Charity Tillemann-Dick recounts her remarkable journey from struggling to draw a single breath to singing at the most prestigious venues in the world after receiving not one but two double lung transplants. Charity Tillemann-Dick was a vivacious young American soprano studying at the celebrated Franz Liszt Academy of Music in Budapest when she received devastating news: her lungs were failing, her heart was three and a half sizes too big, and she would die within five years. Medical experts advised Charity to abandon her musical dreams, but if her time was running out, she wanted to spend it doing what she loved. In just three years, she endured two double lung transplants and had to slowly learn to breathe, walk, talk, eat, and sing again. With new lungs and fierce determination, she eventually fell in love, rebuilt her career, and reclaimed her life. More than a decade after her diagnosis, she has a chart-topping album, performs around the globe, and is a leading voice for organ donation. Weaving Charity’s extraordinary tale of triumph with those of opera’s greatest heroines, The Encore illuminates the indomitable human spirit and is “an uplifting story of overcoming significant odds to fulfill a dream” (Kirkus Reviews).


The Best F*cking Activity Book Ever

The Best F*cking Activity Book Ever

Author: Nicole Narvaez

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2019-06-18

Total Pages: 128

ISBN-13: 1612439217

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Give boredom the middle finger with this fun, hilarious and slightly profane activity book. Who gives a sh!t about solving puzzles anymore? Say “eff you” to boring activity books with this irreverently vulgar upgrade. Including everything from crude crosswords and off-color coloring pages to wickedly funny word searches and salacious scrambles, this book is full of over 100 impolite activities guaranteed to make you giggle as you kill time and enjoy the activities on an entirely new level. The perfect gift for someone who enjoys both puzzles and slightly naughty humor, The Best F*cking Activity Book Ever will surprise and amuse those special potty mouths who bring the most creative and colorful language into your life. Cheeky with profanity, this is not your grandparents’ activity book. So strap the f*ck in and tell boredom to eff off!


Marked by the Alpha

Marked by the Alpha

Author: Ivy Penn

Publisher: 13/6 Publishing llc

Published: 2023-06-27

Total Pages: 321

ISBN-13:

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Nolan and Sebastian were marked by fate to be together. it didn't matter that they came from two different packs. As an omega, Nolan should’ve been protected from the horrors that his pack inflicted upon him. Instead, they used him like a rag-doll and let the Leader's son do what he wanted with him. When Sebastian ran into the small omega he knew he'd found his mate and he'd move heaven and hell to protect him and mark him as his.


Pretty Bitches

Pretty Bitches

Author: Lizzie Skurnick

Publisher: Seal Press

Published: 2020-03-03

Total Pages: 254

ISBN-13: 1580059201

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These empowering essays from leading women writers examine the power of the gendered language that is used to diminish women -- and imagine a more liberated world. Words matter. They wound, they inflate, they define, they demean. They have nuance and power. "Effortless," "Sassy," "Ambitious," "Aggressive": What subtle digs and sneaky implications are conveyed when women are described with words like these? Words are made into weapons, warnings, praise, and blame, bearing an outsized influence on women's lives -- to say nothing of our moods. No one knows this better than Lizzie Skurnick, writer of the New York Times' column "That Should be A Word"and a veritable queen of cultural coinage. And in Pretty Bitches, Skurnick has rounded up a group of powerhouse women writers to take on the hidden meanings of these words, and how they can limit our worlds -- or liberate them. From Laura Lipmann and Meg Wolizer to Jennifer Weiner and Rebecca Traister, each writer uses her word as a vehicle for memoir, cultural commentary, critique, or all three. Spanning the street, the bedroom, the voting booth, and the workplace, these simple words have huge stories behind them -- stories it's time to examine, re-imagine, and change.