Don't Wear Your Knickers on Your Head (and Other Very Serious Poems about Really Important Stuff)

Don't Wear Your Knickers on Your Head (and Other Very Serious Poems about Really Important Stuff)

Author: Becci Murray

Publisher: Llama House Children's Books

Published: 2020-05-12

Total Pages: 102

ISBN-13: 9781916206977

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You'll find lots of very serious poems about really important stuff (like toenails, sausages and yaks) in this hilariously irreverent collection of illustrated poetry from children's author Becci Murray. Don't Wear Your Knickers on Your Head is the new rib-tickling read for ages 6 - 10 years. REVIEWS FOR DON'T WEAR YOUR KNICKERS ON YOUR HEAD 'Fun and lively poetry, perfect for Primary age children. My 9 year old daughter loved the travelling sneeze poem!Lovely to see work by a new female children's poet!' - Rae (reader's review) 'Amazing poems and hilarious stories! This book really made me laugh! I think that my favourite poem was 'DON'T WEAR YOUR KNICKERS ON YOUR HEAD' because I think that one made me laugh the most but they are all really funny!' - Abi (reader's review) 'An amazing book. I would definitely recommend!' - Mia (reader's review) PLEASE NOTE: Paperback copies of this book contain black and white illustrations, and the eBook is in full colour.


Warning

Warning

Author: Jenny Joseph

Publisher: Souvenir Press

Published: 2021-11-18

Total Pages: 20

ISBN-13: 180081142X

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'Utterly charming and uplifting' The Good Book Guide Voted Britain's favourite poem, 'Warning', written in 1961, is known and loved the world over for its message of old age as a time for indulgence and fun. In the poem's respectable middle-aged woman, as she imagines herself in old age as a cheeky rebel with outrageous clothes and dotty behaviour, poet Jenny Joseph has created a character whose thoughts have been quoted at conferences and funerals, used to cheer up sick friends and remembered with pleasure by children and adults alike around the world. Here, 'Warning' appears as a beautiful updated edition with new illustrations; the perfect gift for a friend or relative who wants to grow older free from expectations, with a joyful and rebellious spirit.


What Was I Scared Of?

What Was I Scared Of?

Author: Dr. Seuss

Publisher: Random House Books for Young Readers

Published: 2009-08-11

Total Pages: 33

ISBN-13: 0375853421

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Readers of all ages love Dr. Seuss's spooky and silly story about facing your fears! Featuring over 50 special glow-in-the-dark bonus stickers and a luxe, gift-worthy cover that glows in the dark and has a matte "soft-touch" finish! I was deep within the woods When, suddenly, I spied them. I saw a pair of pale green pants With nobody inside them! What's a pair of empty green trousers doing by itself in the woods? Or riding a bike through town? The narrator of What Was I Scared Of? does not want to find out. The spooky pants give him the creeps! This Seussian gem from The Sneetches and Other Stories shines on its own as it delivers a timeless message about fear and tolerance. Perfect for slumber parties and perusal by flashlight--it comes with a sheet of spooky glowing stickers bound inside as an added bonus!


This Is Pleasure

This Is Pleasure

Author: Mary Gaitskill

Publisher: Pantheon

Published: 2019-11-05

Total Pages: 97

ISBN-13: 1524749141

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Starting with Bad Behavior in the 1980s, Mary Gaitskill has been writing about gender relations with searing, even prophetic honesty. In This Is Pleasure, she considers our present moment through the lens of a particular #MeToo incident. The effervescent, well-dressed Quin, a successful book editor and fixture on the New York arts scene, has been accused of repeated unforgivable transgressions toward women in his orbit. But are they unforgivable? And who has the right to forgive him? To Quin’s friend Margot, the wrongdoing is less clear. Alternating Quin’s and Margot’s voices and perspectives, Gaitskill creates a nuanced tragicomedy, one that reveals her characters as whole persons—hurtful and hurting, infuriating and touching, and always deeply recognizable. Gaitskill has said that fiction is the only way that she could approach this subject because it is too emotionally faceted to treat in the more rational essay form. Her compliment to her characters—and to her readers—is that they are unvarnished and real. Her belief in our ability to understand them, even when we don’t always admire them, is a gesture of humanity from one of our greatest contemporary writers.


Centrally Heated Knickers

Centrally Heated Knickers

Author: Michael Rosen

Publisher: Penguin UK

Published: 2008-08-07

Total Pages: 160

ISBN-13: 0141927445

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Hail! Hail! I come from another galaxy. Discover the wierd and wonderful world of martians, woolly saucepans and centrally heated knickers in 100 poems about science and technology from the delightfully irreverent, Michael Rosen, Children's Laureate 2007 - 2009.


The Day I Fell Down the Toilet and Other Poems

The Day I Fell Down the Toilet and Other Poems

Author: Steve Turner

Publisher: SPCK

Published: 2024-05-17

Total Pages: 143

ISBN-13: 1915748143

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Have you ever been punched by a cabbage or fallen head first down the loo? Have you ever had fun with a poem? You haven't? Then this book's for you. Whacky poems that take a roller-coaster ride from the crazy corners of dreams to the big questions of life. This collection of over seventy poems for children by Steve Turner is regularly in the best-seller lists. Full of wit and fun, his thought-provoking poetry has been used by teachers in classrooms and entertained children at home over the years. These poems make an instant impact, as the themes and ideas in them offer lots of food for thought for young minds.


Troubling the Line

Troubling the Line

Author: TC Tolbert

Publisher:

Published: 2013

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781937658106

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The first-ever collection of poetry by trans and genderqueer writers


A Loving, Faithful Animal

A Loving, Faithful Animal

Author: Josephine Rowe

Publisher: Catapult

Published: 2017-09-12

Total Pages: 176

ISBN-13: 193678758X

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"I found myself considering those rare things only books can do, feats outside the purview of film or fine art . . . Gorgeous." —Samantha Hunt, The New York Times Book Review It is New Year’s Eve 1990, in a small town in southeast Australia. Ru’s father, Jack, one of thousands of Australians once conscripted to serve in the Vietnam War, has disappeared. This time Ru thinks he might be gone for good. As rumors spread of a huge black cat stalking the landscape beyond their door, the rest of the family is barely holding on. Ru’s sister, Lani, is throwing herself into sex, drugs, and dangerous company. Their mother, Evelyn, is escaping into memories of a more vibrant youth. And meanwhile there is Les, Jack’s inscrutable brother, who seems to move through their lives like a ghost, earning both trust and suspicion. A Loving, Faithful Animal is an incandescent portrait of one family searching for what may yet be redeemable from the ruins of war. Tender, brutal, and heart–stopping in its beauty, this novel marks the arrival in the United States of Josephine Rowe, the winner of the 2016 Elizabeth Jolley Prize and one of Australia’s most extraordinary young writers.


My Name Is Monster

My Name Is Monster

Author: Katie Hale

Publisher: Canongate Books

Published: 2019-06-06

Total Pages: 326

ISBN-13: 1786896370

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'Strikingly beautiful' Guardian 'Tough and tender' Joanne Harris After the Sickness has killed off her parents, and the bombs have fallen on the last safe cities, Monster emerges from the Arctic vault which has kept her alive. When she washes up on the coast of Scotland, everyone she knows is dead, and she believes she is alone in an empty world. Slowly, piece by piece, she begins to rebuild a life. Until, one day, she finds a girl: another survivor, feral, and ready to be taught all that Monster knows. But as the lonely days pass, the lessons the girl learns are not always the ones Monster means to teach . . .